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another twitter quarter, another game of "we lost money if you follow old world non-disruptive GAAP, but we made money for real, trust." • Q2 GAAP net loss of $137 million and non-GAAP net income of $49 million most of the difference, as per uje, is stock-based compensation. 175 million this quarter. Pinterest Mom fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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El, oh, loving-elquote:non-GAAP net income of $49 million for those not in the know GAAP stands for Generally Accepted Accounting Principles . Basically its rules they have to follow so investors will know whether to invest or not. What they're saying is the equivalent to: quote:I made $1.50 in profit last week. Using non-Regular-people-money I made 1.5 million in profit! gently caress YEAH!
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Jul 28, 2015 21:23
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Pinterest Mom posted:most of the difference, as per, is stock-based compensation. 175 million this quarter. they have 3900 employees, this is insane $44k per employee in one quarter, obviously not distributed equally
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Jul 28, 2015 21:27
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lool I was looking at the 10-Q itself, it's an unaudit 10-Q so basically, its about as accurate as their finance team and CFO want to be.
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Jul 28, 2015 21:36
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Pinterest Mom posted:another twitter quarter, another game of "we lost money if you follow old world non-disruptive GAAP, but we made money for real, trust."
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Jul 28, 2015 21:56
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[sad trombone]quote:Shares of Yelp, the online business review site, dropped about 17 percent Tuesday after it reported a surprise second-quarter loss.
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Jul 28, 2015 23:01
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imo apps like yelp and maps are a public good and should be funded/maintained by the government rather than advertiser-owned hellholes. dunno if thats controversial or not. it would be cool though
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Jul 28, 2015 23:06
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internet as a public utility would be rad then again we can't even get that right in amerikka for things like water and power
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Jul 28, 2015 23:08
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USGS and NOAA should provide weather and maps APIs (plus raw datasets for maps) for everyone to use up to some gigantic usage cap idk why they don't do this already OSM kinda provides tiles and geo information but apparently a simple place names search is a back breaking amount of server load that nobody can afford to finance for the good of the public so your explicitly forbidden to use the free OSM search API for autocompletion (like that's a bolded and underlined clause in there TOS)
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Jul 28, 2015 23:11
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DolphinCop posted:imo apps like yelp and maps are a public good and should be funded/maintained by the government rather than advertiser-owned hellholes. dunno if thats controversial or not. it would be cool though yelp is a protection racket
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Jul 28, 2015 23:13
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uber hasn't been adding the required sales tax to rides in canada when called on it, they said it was drivers' responsibility to collect and pay the sales taxes on rides the canadian taxman is likely to investigate uber in the near future, eh
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Jul 28, 2015 23:36
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i guess the government app would be less like yelp and more like a phone book. i dont care about reviews i just want to know where the nearest pizza place is
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Jul 28, 2015 23:36
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DolphinCop posted:i guess the government app would be less like yelp and more like a phone book. i dont care about reviews i just want to know where the nearest pizza place is the most useful info yelp has is the hours a place is open
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Jul 28, 2015 23:39
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qirex posted:the most useful info yelp has is the hours a place is open
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Jul 28, 2015 23:52
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qirex posted:in the grimdark future there are only brands, ravenous brands roaming the countryside hungering for engagement while what little remains of humanity shivers in the dark, sending out sacrifices from their subterranean hovels to appease the brands boundless hunger, if only for another fiscal year http://escapepod.org/2010/12/09/ep270-advertising-at-the-end-of-the-world/ here's the actual short story about that.
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Jul 29, 2015 00:00
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qirex posted:the most useful info yelp has is the hours a place is open FMguru posted:this is also the best part of google maps agreed but feature request: kitchen hours also listed
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Jul 29, 2015 00:03
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to get kitchen hours u must hope they have upload menu. then u open menu pdf on your cell phone and crawl around to see if they have kitcen hours. open till 2? hmm.. likely just the bar. if no kitchen hours listed? better call, bitch. scream into the phone as the hostess cant hear poo poo. WHATR UR KITCEHN HOURS?? WHAT?? FOOD TIMEE? WHAT? fml.. just fml
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Jul 29, 2015 00:04
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I'm going to move to a shack in the woods with no running water
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Jul 29, 2015 00:14
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qirex posted:in the grimdark future there are only brands, ravenous brands roaming the countryside hungering for engagement while what little remains of humanity shivers in the dark, sending out sacrifices from their subterranean hovels to appease the brands boundless hunger, if only for another fiscal year
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Jul 29, 2015 00:17
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Pinterest Mom posted:another twitter quarter, another game of "we lost money if you follow old world non-disruptive GAAP, but we made money for real, trust." look, we're not paying employees with stock, that would be ridiculous these are one time costs that happen to occur annually
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Jul 29, 2015 00:42
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qirex posted:they have 3900 employees, this is insane because the stock grants are RSUs, i am pretty sure they have to account for them up front, despite the vesting schedule. so if you get $11k a year for 4 years, they have to indicate $44k in costs the quarter you started (i believe this is also why they get to pretend these are one time costs: it ostensibly happens once per employee rather than being re-calculated per employee every year)
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Jul 29, 2015 00:46
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Main Paineframe posted:uber hasn't been adding the required sales tax to rides in canada wait i thought uber drivers were prohibited to taking money outside of the app or are they saying that drivers should shave off even more of their poo poo income to pay taxes that uber doesn't feel like collecting?
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Jul 29, 2015 00:48
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i always tip the uber driver a few bucks
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Jul 29, 2015 00:52
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Shifty Pony posted:wait i thought uber drivers were prohibited to taking money outside of the app what does your heart tell you?
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Jul 29, 2015 00:52
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Smythe posted:i always tip the uber driver a few bucks Uh, that's not how it works, the app doesn't let you tip, you don't tip the driver. They make a living wage from uber anyway.
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Jul 29, 2015 01:25
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:Uh, that's not how it works, the app doesn't let you tip, you don't tip the driver. They make a living wage from uber anyway. doesn't it explicitly tell you no need to tip someplace
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Jul 29, 2015 01:28
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tfw when u summon an uber after collecting your crime paycheck and its only 100s. sorry m8.. no cash,,,, fml. 
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Jul 29, 2015 01:34
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:doesn't it explicitly tell you no need to tip someplace CASHLESS & CONVENIENT You don't need cash when you ride with Uber. Once you arrive at your destination, your fare is automatically charged to your credit card on file — no need to tip. We'll also e-mail you a receipt. Shifty Pony posted:wait i thought uber drivers were prohibited to taking money outside of the app that sounds suspiciously like a work rule,
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Jul 29, 2015 02:46
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my friend got banned from uber for farting in the guys car. the driver wouldnt let him roll the windows down so he let one rip and the dude flipped out saying 'i am not a cab driver this is not a cab' and got him blacklisted on the app. lol
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Jul 29, 2015 12:15
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Jul 29, 2015 12:17
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:look, we're not paying employees with stock, that would be ridiculous i was at cisco when the law to count stock as compensation was happening; they wanted us all to lobby our congressmen to vote no
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Jul 29, 2015 12:42
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Dislike button posted:my friend got banned from uber for farting in the guys car. the driver wouldnt let him roll the windows down so he let one rip and the dude flipped out saying 'i am not a cab driver this is not a cab' and got him blacklisted on the app. lol lol this is gonna be me one day. big night out on the Mexican then a surly uber driver bans me forever.
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Jul 29, 2015 12:44
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Dislike button posted:my friend got banned from uber for farting in the guys car. the driver wouldnt let him roll the windows down so he let one rip and the dude flipped out saying 'i am not a cab driver this is not a cab' and got him blacklisted on the app. lol what the gently caress what's the point of getting an uber if you can't let it rip in the peasant's car
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Jul 29, 2015 12:47
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Main Paineframe posted:uber hasn't been adding the required sales tax to rides in canada ayyy lmao cra would investigate but Harper cut staff so much over the last decade they can only seem time to audit non-profits
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Jul 29, 2015 12:56
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Main Paineframe posted:uber hasn't been adding the required sales tax to rides in canada tbh, they don't do it on american rides either, but here they're (supposedly technically) not required to do it, the drivers are required to pay out the appropriate sales taxes themselves. and no, drivers aren't allowed to charge a surcharge, it has to come out of what uber gives them of course, uber doesn't bother to train or make any of its 'independent contractors' aware of this poo poo so almost assuredly 95% of uber drivers are violating tax code in the US that doesn't matter though because uber is disrupting crufty old industries, regulations, and taxes!
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Jul 29, 2015 14:20
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Endless Mike posted:there's someone shitposting from the bar at black jack in DC from a while back, but this was me. enjoying the move from Florida and funy computer job w tinderella
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Jul 29, 2015 14:44
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qirex posted:in the grimdark future there are only brands, ravenous brands roaming the countryside hungering for engagement while what little remains of humanity shivers in the dark, sending out sacrifices from their subterranean hovels to appease the brands boundless hunger, if only for another fiscal year http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3695000&pagenumber=22&perpage=40#post442762981
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Jul 29, 2015 14:49
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Main Paineframe posted:uber hasn't been adding the required sales tax to rides in canada i thought the canadian irs was already onto their bullshit, wasnt that where the "uber remotely wipes devices with financials on them after they were seized" thing came from? Dislike button posted:my friend got banned from uber for farting in the guys car. the driver wouldnt let him roll the windows down so he let one rip and the dude flipped out saying 'i am not a cab driver this is not a cab' and got him blacklisted on the app. lol lmao this loving owns
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Jul 29, 2015 14:59
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ANAmal.net posted:i thought the canadian irs was already onto their bullshit, wasnt that where the "uber remotely wipes devices with financials on them after they were seized" thing came from? lmao they did try quote:Uber Engineers in San Francisco would have tried to remotely encrypt the data in the Uber Canada computers during the search conducted by Revenu Québec in Montreal last week. apparently this translation sucks and 'would have' should be 'tried to' lol
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Jul 29, 2015 15:02
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i hope they get charged with obstruction of justice and also contempt of court
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