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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Deal. Except I live in Ontario, where beer is only sold in sixpacks at, and I wish I was kidding, the aptly named Beer Store. I believe the cheapest is Laker Ice which is 5.5% and tallboys run about $1.90 a can.

Update: The McLobster is discontinued in Ontario as of June 30th, or Thursday. Looks like I'm getting nachos and a hot dog. Put in your topping requests now.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

Deal. Except I live in Ontario, where beer is only sold in sixpacks at, and I wish I was kidding, the aptly named Beer Store.

If anyone ever offers you a peek into the trunk of a 1964 Chevy Malibu, you should probably pass.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

cash crab posted:

No, obviously, but OHIO.

My old roommates and I used to make something called Fat Casserole which was: tater tots, cheese, lettuce, sour cream, curly fries, ground beef, green onions, perogies and hot sauce. The top layer looked like that. It was delicious but at WHAT COST TO OUR DIGNITY

I want a recipe for that now

Pastry of the Year posted:

Get the "take me out to the ball game": 7-Eleven nachos, a hot dog, and a sixer of their cheapest beer.

But 7-11 Nachos are good...

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

cash crab posted:

Put in your topping requests now.

All.


drrockso20 posted:

But 7-11 Nachos are good...

Never had their nachos (not a big nacho guy), but there's nothing wrong with a 7-Eleven hot dog (as long as it hasn't been sitting there all day). I'll take that over a sitting-in-lukewarm-water cart dog.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
Okay, sorry everyone but rewind...


Because how in the hell did this not get more attention?

SavTargaryen
Sep 11, 2011

cash crab posted:

Oh HO. Looks like someone's eatin' hot crawfish today sometime before the end of Sunday.

edit: If they've discontinued the MCLOBSTER already, would everyone be content with me eating something from 7-11? It's the grossest thing I can think of within walking distance from me. Everything else in the neighborhood is pretty delicious.

Assuming I can find it, I'm thinking something awful with crawfish. Luckily, I live in a college area and it's full of awful, awful food. Usually in trucks. I'm pretty sure I saw a crawfish taco truck on the way home from work yesterday. I'll try to do something with fish via food truck if I find anything this week. Failing that, there's a cajun diner near me that looks like it is made of a storage unit that I'll hit up Saturday.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Toriori posted:

Okay, sorry everyone but rewind...


Because how in the hell did this not get more attention?
I also find the diet of my ancestors to be the secret to health. For example this morning I ate like an early mammal, dragging large insects into an underground burrow. That kept me going through lunch, and when I got home from work I enveloped bacteria in my cytoplasm while floating in the jets of a deep-sea thermal vent.

My doctor says I have the body of someone an eighth my age so clearly is working.

Efit: you are going to die in a bathroom. :(

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


I don't mind 7-11 taquitos or potato wedges, either.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

SavTargaryen posted:

I'll also throw in. It is loving miserable in Louisiana and I'm sure I can find some incredibly unappetizing things at some of the horribly places near me. PARKING LOT PUKE FOR ALL.

PARKING LOT PUKE FOR THE PARKING LOT PUKE GOD! :black101:

spider wisdom
Nov 4, 2011

og data bandit

Kakairo posted:

(not a big nacho guy)

how this






and to get back on track: haggis!



:magical:

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

cash crab posted:

Deal. Except I live in Ontario, where beer is only sold in sixpacks at, and I wish I was kidding, the aptly named Beer Store. I believe the cheapest is Laker Ice which is 5.5% and tallboys run about $1.90 a can.

The Beer Store is the most amazing place. When my family and another make our annual "commute" to Niagara Falls, ON, the Beer Store is where we get our industrial sized quantities of really good Canadian beer. Also, it's the only place where I had a portrait of Queen Elizabeth staring at me at checkout (at least the one out on Lundy Lane did). This place is designed for PRO beer drinkers!

Witnesseth:







Just look at that sheer industrial-strength beer-drinking utopian beauty!

Thank you Canada, thank you, for not only Poutine, but THE BEER STORE!

Dickey Butts
Feb 3, 2008

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
I'm OK with that place.

If I get over this stomach flu or whatever it is that's making rice hard to keep down in time, I'll take on the lobster roll. It was at McDonald's (at least the sign was) as of yesterday. Bonus points, as I live in Boston, so i guarantee no one has bothered with the McDonald one ever. I get the original batch!

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Toriori posted:

[Hippies eating rotten meat]

Holy poo poo. Further on in that thread:

quote:


i give my toddler high meat (aged tongue, heart from beef) with blended fresh meat for the 1st time today. he doesn't get the difference. i give that to my husband too with blended meat, he doesn't know. if i blend high meat, than that will kill all the beneficial organisms or not? i need to know. i also need to know that if high meat stop the muscle cramps, increase the blood circulations? i'm suffering with these problems now. if high meat can stop the nerve pain? i see my toddler's following strict raw paleo except he loves too much dairy (always cheese and sour yogurt). i see he passes out of gas and stool is very stinky. i think it's not very normal for paleo dieters. my chinese doc says he's dealing with worms and that's causing him gas. i need your advise. thanks.

That kid is going to die.

edit: what the gently caress is wrong with these people

quote:

I've sort of warmed up to the stuff prior to that as far as taste, and much distress can be avoided just by tearing into even smaller pieces chewing with back teeth and avoiding the tongue as much as possible. once it goes past this point it is extremely intense taste and smell wise I find. I'd say pretty close or worse than coprophagia.

I also had some pretty nasty intestinal symptoms afterward as well, which could have been something else entirely, was short lived, and indeed felt 120% percent better since then. (puked up a bunch of clear gelatinous matter). So I wonder if it takes that long for the bacteria to mature fully or in quantity, as I've never experienced any other effect that I can surely pin down to the high meats, although I suspect they've been helpful with digestion improving an so forth.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



OK I cut off my leg.

Still haven't grown wheels. Should I cut off the other leg too? Or just sit the stump in a vat of acid and wait?

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

spider wisdom posted:

and to get back on track: haggis!



:magical:

I've never tried haggis; I may never try haggis, but I'll say this much for that there haggis. It at least looks like someone put a reasonable amount of time and effort simmering them sheep offals, which is more than can be said for a lot of the stuff posted here.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

gentle pete posted:

quote:

i see he passes out of gas and stool is very stinky. i think it's not very normal for paleo dieters.

nah, that's 100% normal from people who eat raw meat and fruit only!

Paleo: for when you want to both stink up the place and die!

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Honestly, I've probably never had really good nachos.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

spider wisdom posted:

how this






and to get back on track: haggis!



:magical:

Would. Never have, but always wanted to.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Deal. Their hotdogs are alright, but I am going for volume. I think the aim is to make me puke. Bear in mind I am not a huge person so a hotdog and nachos is actually an enormous meal for me.

gentle pete posted:

Holy poo poo. Further on in that thread:


That kid is going to die.

edit: what the gently caress is wrong with these people

Okay, worms aren't normal, right? I don't have kids, so I don't know, but I am pretty sure that's not normal.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Man those paleo posts are the real anti-food in this thread

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




cash crab posted:

Okay, worms aren't normal, right? I don't have kids, so I don't know, but I am pretty sure that's not normal.

Most children are at least 12% worms by weight, its cool

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


That's why they're so fat and cranky.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I picked up a 7/11 BLT for a last minute hiking snack once. It came with a slice of processed cheddar cheese. I'm not sure if it was just mine or if it was normal, but the cheese tasted like gasoline.

Rest of the sandwich was fine after I removed gas cheese.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
I am preparing my recipe for my annual August chili cookoff, and I'm the lone green chili entrant usually (I grew up in Colorado and green chili is best chili!), but I'm first to admit that green chili is very unattractive in a pot. In a bowl the liquid spreads out and you get a lot of nicely cooked pork standing above the liquid but in a pot it just looks like a big old container of brown-green vomit. It's a 3-day recipe and has the last bit of pork added only on the day of serving, but here is what my chili looked like last year just before tossing in 1 pound of spice-rubbed and blacked tenderloin on the day of.


I promise it's wonderful tasting and even looks pretty appetizing on a bowl with it being heartier from more meat, but I never actually took any pictures of it at the competition. Here's the recipe I used last year http://pastebin.com/eRLKS4Hx , I've made some changes, especially in spice level to cut back on how many of the spicier chiles I use. I've also upped the amount of meat by a little bit because everyone who only knows red chili expects chili to be much thicker but green chili is destined to look ugly enough to always hold a place in this thread.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

I picked up a 7/11 BLT for a last minute hiking snack once. It came with a slice of processed cheddar cheese. I'm not sure if it was just mine or if it was normal, but the cheese tasted like gasoline.

Rest of the sandwich was fine after I removed gas cheese.

I had a burger from Sheetz once that tasted like a freshly chlorinated pool which still probably ranks as the most confusing and disgusting thing I've ordered from a restaurant/fast food place

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

gentle pete posted:

Holy poo poo. Further on in that thread:

[Malnutrition]

That kid is going to die.

[Organ failure]

edit: what the gently caress is wrong with these people
We call the cops sometimes, right?

Will somebody please call the cops?

E: oh my god maybe just an ambulance.

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SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg
I feed my kid raw meat and the doctor says he has worms. I WONDER WHAT CAUSED THIS

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
This thread is not what I need at 2am and with terrible insomnia. It is taking all my will power not to walk into the kitchen and cook some horrid dish.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

bunnielab posted:

This thread is not what I need at 2am and with terrible insomnia. It is taking all my will power not to walk into the kitchen and cook some horrid dish.

Real talk, this thread encourages me to cook more than any other food discussion anywhere else on the internet. I can't get down with all the complicated sous vide discussion and other stuff. I can get down with food disasters, and people often post ways to fix those disasters. There's a basic competency to this thread that always really impresses me.

The carbonara I made the other day deserves to go in this thread. It tasted loving delicious, but it looked like the weird white goo mixture from when the android gets killed in Alien.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

quote:

I've sort of warmed up to the stuff prior to that as far as taste, and much distress can be avoided just by tearing into even smaller pieces chewing with back teeth and avoiding the tongue as much as possible. once it goes past this point it is extremely intense taste and smell wise I find. I'd say pretty close or worse than coprophagia.
That's, uh, one hell of a point of reference.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

My Lovely Horse posted:

That's, uh, one hell of a point of reference.

At least he didn't say coprophilia. That's something, right?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

This is not how you are supposed to mature beef.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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I showed my best friend a Masaokis video and she mostly just covered her eyes and dry heaved.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Kakairo posted:

Honestly, I've probably never had really good nachos.

Really Good Nachos.


Not good nachos.




Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

These loss.jpg edits are getting too weird for me.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

fermun posted:

I am preparing my recipe for my annual August chili cookoff, and I'm the lone green chili entrant usually (I grew up in Colorado and green chili is best chili!), but I'm first to admit that green chili is very unattractive
Frankly all chili kinda looks sloppy and like it has been 50% bio-processed already, but if it tastes great then nothing else matters. Green chili is great.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Really Good Nachos.


Not good nachos.






Yeah if there's a remotely decent Mexican food place near you, it'll probably have good Nachos, place right down the street from me(El Ranchito) does some pretty good Nachos, they also make what they call "Super Fries" which is basically them putting what they put on their "Super Nachos"(Meat, Beans, Cheese, Onions, Tomatoes, Cilantro, Sour Cream, and Guacamole) on Fries instead, and I'll admit I think those are even better(although I get mine without Onions and Cilantro, cause I don't like the kind of onions they use, and I've got that thing that makes cilantro taste like soap)

Also now thinking of something I had off a food truck while I was in LA a couple weeks ago for Anime Expo, it was something the truck called "Wachoes", they were basically Nachos but they used Waffle Cut Fries instead of Tortilla Chips(they also sold chicken wings), I thought they were pretty good, if incredibly salty, fatty, and loaded with carbs

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Why does everyone put black olives on nachos?

Black olives are terrible and ruin food (I'll fight about this. :colbert:). Why ruin a perfectly good plate of nachos with those monstrosities?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

drrockso20 posted:

Yeah if there's a remotely decent Mexican food place near you, it'll probably have good Nachos, place right down the street from me(El Ranchito) does some pretty good Nachos, they also make what they call "Super Fries" which is basically them putting what they put on their "Super Nachos"(Meat, Beans, Cheese, Onions, Tomatoes, Cilantro, Sour Cream, and Guacamole) on Fries instead, and I'll admit I think those are even better(although I get mine without Onions and Cilantro, cause I don't like the kind of onions they use, and I've got that thing that makes cilantro taste like soap)

Also now thinking of something I had off a food truck while I was in LA a couple weeks ago for Anime Expo, it was something the truck called "Wachoes", they were basically Nachos but they used Waffle Cut Fries instead of Tortilla Chips(they also sold chicken wings), I thought they were pretty good, if incredibly salty, fatty, and loaded with carbs

So wachoes are basically chilli cheese fries? I made these for a group I play pen and paper with, big batch of pulled chicken and fries with cheese

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Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass

EZipperelli posted:

Why does everyone put black olives on nachos?

Black olives are terrible and ruin food (I'll fight about this. :colbert:). Why ruin a perfectly good plate of nachos with those monstrosities?
I'll stop puting olives in food when people stop putting pickles inside burgers and sandwiches

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