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stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
same

stubblyhead has a new favorite as of 04:51 on Jul 19, 2015

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Cornjob
Jun 12, 2007

NOT AN ACTOR

Made me think of this

https://screen.yahoo.com/australian-screen-legends-000000479.html

Guess we got a couple a bonas.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

Reddit /r/mildlypenis is your reliable source for these.

Zira
Oct 9, 2007

You have a job! Karl has a job! What's my purpose?
Karl has a job!Karl has a job!
What's my purpose? What's my
You have a job! purpose?
What's my purpose?
What's my purpose?


A "rainbow cookie cutter"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
You might want to have a doctor look at that.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
That is one big pecker :haw:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

That is one big pecker :haw:

:golfclap:

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
Is it supposed to be a cute little pigeon?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



the chin

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You can probably get an ointment for that

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Gneiss.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

HackensackBackpack has a new favorite as of 20:47 on Jul 28, 2015

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

:holymoley:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




oh wow

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

there's really nothing quite so sweet

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
whuus...whuss taterbutts for, precious?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004
Looks like winning really lit a fire under his rear end.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007
He's so proud that he pooped! Aawww

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Arx Monolith posted:

He's so proud that he pooped! Aawww

He must be wearing those special split pants from china.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Lazy_Liberal posted:

there's really nothing quite so sweet

As seeing a vagina in some baby's feet?

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Wendell posted:

As seeing a vagina in some baby's feet?

I see a cock and a ball, what sort of vaginas do you see?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Cakefool posted:

I see a cock and a ball, what sort of vaginas do you see?

Real meaty, girthy ones.

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.



U.S. Acres Rule 34

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

CrowsNestMutineer posted:



U.S. Acres Rule 34

Careful, that's a hatching Dickbutt.

ImpulseDrive
Jul 25, 2008

CrowsNestMutineer posted:



U.S. Acres Rule 34

Congratulations. It's a boy.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer
My job got pizza boxes made for some festival. This one caught me off guard.

Refrigerapist
Dec 11, 2004

bustercasey posted:

My job got pizza boxes made for some festival. This one caught me off guard.


Clearly you've never seen a woman rock out with her cock out.

21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard

Hmm, I imagine even once the ball gag has been deployed and the mouth is empty it looks like a blow up doll's mouth hole.

7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008

21st Cherry boy posted:

Hmm, I imagine even once the ball gag has been deployed and the mouth is empty it looks like a blow up doll's mouth hole.

Let's see then...



:stare:

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NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



"Shoots 20 feet"?

With sufficient encouragment I bet..

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