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MMM Whatchya Say posted:I don't really talk to her much, but I probably could. She's the only person that I didn't know before this trip who has made an effort to talk to me. Be more social!
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:You're the beaver that just swam by on the river, promptly causing everybody to flip their poo poo and run down to the docks to catch a glimpse. I am fuming right now.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:42 |
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:You are hairy guy who keeps yelling at his kids, this guy brought like 4 kids to the cottage, they're all around ages 4-10ish and they are monsters. This guy primarily sits on the porch and says stuff like "wear a life jacket!" "Riley! that's Alyssa's bucket" "Alyssa, get your own mud" "stop bothering those people" "bring the boats all the way onto the beach!" Also I've never seen him with a real shirt but he's hairy enough that I guess that's just how he gets by I like the yelling but I am Not Very Hairy.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:52 |
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:Quote this post and I'll tell you what animal or person I've come across on this cottage trip.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:55 |
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:Quote this post and I'll tell you what animal or person I've come across on this cottage trip.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:56 |
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Quote this post and I will tell you what silly/stupid dinner order (that I've actually had someone order from me) you are.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:51 |
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Mithross posted:Quote this post and I will tell you what silly/stupid dinner order (that I've actually had someone order from me) you are. That's my poo poo if I'm not something spicy I may go postal.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:01 |
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Mithross posted:Quote this post and I will tell you what silly/stupid dinner order (that I've actually had someone order from me) you are. I find this thrilling.
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:These are hard. It was very nice of you to move the bat. I hope it recovered. It's a good thing I like bats or I'd assume you were trying to say I was an ugly hairy thing.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:04 |
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Mafia thread my dodgeball team lost playoffs, but when I was at the bar a really good looking woman hit on me a bunch. I have a girlfriend and all but it was still pretty cool. This is my dodgeball story.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:06 |
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Mithross posted:Quote this post and I will tell you what silly/stupid dinner order (that I've actually had someone order from me) you are.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:06 |
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CCKeane posted:Mafia thread my dodgeball team lost playoffs, but when I was at the bar a really good looking woman hit on me a bunch. Life gives and takes, you know? Cool Cat Keane
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:07 |
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Mithross posted:Quote this post and I will tell you what silly/stupid dinner order (that I've actually had someone order from me) you are.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:08 |
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CCKeane posted:Mafia thread my dodgeball team lost playoffs, but when I was at the bar a really good looking woman hit on me a bunch. KEANE I AM ANGRY AT YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T QUALIFY YOUR GIRLFRIEND AS BEING REALLY GOOD LOOKING, TOO
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:09 |
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I told you to stop calling me that keane
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Ernie. posted:KEANE I AM ANGRY AT YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T QUALIFY YOUR GIRLFRIEND AS BEING REALLY GOOD LOOKING, TOO That's a pretty weird thing to be angry about, Ernie. Unless you are secretly my girlfriend. Which I doubt, because my girlfriend is really good looking.
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Ernie. posted:KEANE I AM ANGRY AT YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T QUALIFY YOUR GIRLFRIEND AS BEING REALLY GOOD LOOKING, TOO Actually you know what, this is pretty hosed up Ernie. My dedication to my relationship depends on the established agreements everyone involved agrees to, not on the attractiveness of the person involved. Are you saying it would be okay for me to cheat if I was in a relationship with an unattractive person? Seems pretty hosed up, man.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:18 |
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It's okay to cheat
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:25 |
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Runaktla posted:That's my poo poo if I'm not something spicy I may go postal. CCKeane posted:I find this thrilling. You are the exact same half chicken, with caramelized onions instead of lemon pepper sauce, ordered for the last 8 nights in a row, after we start closing. Well, you should obviously be some sort of pork. But I can't think of a stupid pork order. You are any one of the dozens of beef orders I've gotten that said "Medium well NO PINK"
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 07:41 |
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Mithross posted:You are any one of the dozens of beef orders I've gotten that said "Medium well NO PINK" Which part of this would be bad? I always order medium well but that's because I prefer the flavor, if there's a bit of pink I don't really care.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 07:48 |
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BottleKnight posted:Which part of this would be bad? I always order medium well but that's because I prefer the flavor, if there's a bit of pink I don't really care. Medium well should have a small amount of pink, that's what it means. Rare: Cool red center Medium rare: warm red center medium: no red, but pink all the way through. medium well: small amount of pink, mostly grey well done: grey A lot of people (you included, so I guess I should have assigned this to you) assume medium well means all grey, and well done means to burn the poo poo out of it until it's a dry charcoal briquette.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 07:56 |
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So it isn't bad (order meat however you want, I'm not one of those guys who gets pissy if you order anything but rare or medium rare), but that particular order isn't actually possible. People just use it because they either don't understand, or because they don't trust the cook not to burn the hell out of it if you order well done.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 07:59 |
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someone should make waifu mafia
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 08:04 |
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Mithross posted:Medium well should have a small amount of pink, that's what it means. I never realized that! I just prefer burnt meat to watery hogwash.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 08:09 |
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Quote this post and I'll tell you what
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 08:14 |
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Hank Hill posted:Quote this post and I'll tell you what
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 08:16 |
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gosh dang it quiddy
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Quidnose posted:Quote this post and I'll tell you what
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 08:40 |
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Rare steak best steak.
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You are Ronnie, I'm not sue who this guy is actually related to here but I think he's from newfoundland and I know he loves to make fires. He also peer pressured my dad into taking a hit on a "newfie cigarette" (a joint) You are this fish: It kept flipping around and stabbing me in the hand while my dad took forever to pull his phone out of his pocket. Just let me put this fish back in the water dad. Jump King fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Jul 30, 2015 |
# ? Jul 30, 2015 12:41 |
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You're this bunny:
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 12:45 |
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Tremendous Taste posted:It's okay to cheat Tremendous Taste posted:
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She's got a point, taste.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 14:03 |
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CCKeane posted:
It would be more okay i think
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 14:11 |
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:You are this fish: That appears to be a small mouth bass. And you appear to be terrified of either holding the fish or that the camera is about to steal your soul.
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Mafia thread: Why did I decide that signing up for a show with 10am rehearsals was a good idea? It was not a good idea, dear god this show is going to be a complete and utter poo poo show and we open Saturday.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 14:25 |
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:You are this fish: Of course it's stabbing you in the hand, you're holding it backwards. Four fingers on top, thumb underneath, slide the hand from the mouth down to hold the fins flat against the fish. Hold firmly, and you'll never get stabbed.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 14:29 |
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BottleKnight posted:I never realized that! I just prefer burnt meat to watery hogwash. If any steak you ever have is "watery hogwash" someone is doing something very wrong.
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:
Capitaliststabbyfish
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AnonymousNarcotics posted:Is it too late for this one? You are the number 6911, the funny sex tragedy number that I use as my iphone password, because I bet you love to use your phone. You are the number 42 because you understand the reference
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