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Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
When I was a kid, in the mid-'80s, we had a console TV with an ultrasonic remote. Y'know how some people call a TV remote "the clicker"? It's because of those -- pushing the buttons would drop a hammer on a tuning fork inside, with an audible click. My favorite toy when I was a toddler was a bit of chain (I was an easily-amused child, and as you can tell from the TV, we weren't exactly rich), and sometimes when I jangled the chain it would change the TV channel. :v:

Also one of my uncles used to be a TV repairman. The shop he worked for went out of business in the early '90s, when it got to the point that it didn't cost much more to buy a new, better TV than to have him fix the old one.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I had a mid-80s domestic (I'm thinking Finlux but maybe it was a Salora :shrug:) sub-30"* CRT TV up until 2010 or something and boy howdy did switching over from the analogue tuner to an external digital tuner in 2007 change it from "TV with lovely picture" to "TV with great picture." Only reason I got an LCD was that a lot of Xbox 360 games on a smallish CRT through RGB had pretty much unreadable text.

*) I mean I don't remember what size it was but I remember it started with a 2.
My parents had one TV between the above-mentioned console and a 42" LCD, a 32" battleship of a CRT with more fake woodgrain than a '70s station wagon, and about the same weight. Eventually the red gun went out and they got with the times, and bought my grandmother the same 42" LCD, which I later inherited. Xbox text is blurry on that, it's only 720p.


In other news, remember when laptops didn't have onboard wifi and had PCMCIA slots, and you used an 802.11b PC card? The hotel I'm at does.



They still have the same internet provider, amazingly, which is presumably why they haven't refreshed the ten-year-old signage.

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Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Delivery McGee posted:

In other news, remember when laptops didn't have onboard wifi and had PCMCIA slots, and you used an 802.11b PC card? The hotel I'm at does.



They still have the same internet provider, amazingly, which is presumably why they haven't refreshed the ten-year-old signage.

I have like 5 Orinoco cards floating around the house. They were awesome. I used one in an iPaq PDA that was booting Plan 9... I mounted a filesystem over the network and played music from it.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Pham Nuwen posted:

iPaq PDA that was booting Plan 9

Nerd!! :argh:

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
I've got a Newton 2100 with an Orinoco Silver in it. I snagged the card from a 1st gen Airport Base Station that fried its motherboard.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Delivery McGee posted:

When I was a kid, in the mid-'80s, we had a console TV with an ultrasonic remote. Y'know how some people call a TV remote "the clicker"? It's because of those -- pushing the buttons would drop a hammer on a tuning fork inside, with an audible click. My favorite toy when I was a toddler was a bit of chain (I was an easily-amused child, and as you can tell from the TV, we weren't exactly rich), and sometimes when I jangled the chain it would change the TV channel. :v:

Also one of my uncles used to be a TV repairman. The shop he worked for went out of business in the early '90s, when it got to the point that it didn't cost much more to buy a new, better TV than to have him fix the old one.

My parents had one TV between the above-mentioned console and a 42" LCD, a 32" battleship of a CRT with more fake woodgrain than a '70s station wagon, and about the same weight. Eventually the red gun went out and they got with the times, and bought my grandmother the same 42" LCD, which I later inherited. Xbox text is blurry on that, it's only 720p.


In other news, remember when laptops didn't have onboard wifi and had PCMCIA slots, and you used an 802.11b PC card? The hotel I'm at does.



They still have the same internet provider, amazingly, which is presumably why they haven't refreshed the ten-year-old signage.

I thought i was the best hacker ever when I got my laptop with the PCMCIA wifi card. Wireless networking was becoming a thing but no one had it yet. The University IT department was testing wifi routers all over campus and stupidly thought no one would know (because barely anything had wifi then - heck, most phones had EMS, not MMS at this time).

Getting unrestricted network and internet access everywhere was the best thing. And of course "netsend * Hello" worked and broadcast to every drat system.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Speaking of obsolete technology, I volunteer at a museum ship and I'm going to be spending the next few days cleaning the guts of an old navy teletype machine so I can plop them into one currently on display that had most of its keys stolen by tourists over the years. :argh:

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Speaking of obsolete technology, I volunteer at a museum ship and I'm going to be spending the next few days cleaning the guts of an old navy teletype machine so I can plop them into one currently on display that had most of its keys stolen by tourists over the years. :argh:

Have they thought about putting some kind of UV grease on the stuff people typical are stealing and setting up an UV light at the exit?
If you put it on the backside of things, the grease won't collect much dust and people won't get marked just touching it normally.

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

Lurking Haro posted:

Have they thought about putting some kind of UV grease on the stuff people typical are stealing and setting up an UV light at the exit?
If you put it on the backside of things, the grease won't collect much dust and people won't get marked just touching it normally.

Inb4 boss tells them to put UV grease on everything, now they go to a party and light up like a light.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

drgnwr1 posted:

Inb4 boss tells them to put UV grease on everything, now they go to a party and light up like a light.

Just use different colors, so it won't look like a recent murder.

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

Lurking Haro posted:

Just use different colors, so it won't look like a recent murder.

And if it is a rave, would fit in, maybe even become the life of the party.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

this was on the imgur front page

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



axolotl farmer posted:

this was on the imgur front page



It's missing all the vinyl shavings these things made as they destroyed your LPs.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

axolotl farmer posted:

this was on the imgur front page



Love the design. Looks like it should be sitting on a desk in a Mass Effect game.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

axolotl farmer posted:

this was on the imgur front page



imgur has a front page?

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

axolotl farmer posted:

this was on the imgur front page



I think some other forum out there is having a discussion about records too.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

How dare they.

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

GreenNight posted:

How dare they.

There can only be one. Shun the non-believers, SHUN.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

axolotl farmer posted:

this was on the imgur front page



The new Sony Linear Tracking LT79 Pro not compatible with non-Sony media

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Pfft, if you're going to destroy records at least do it with style

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


blugu64 posted:

Pfft, if you're going to destroy records at least do it with style

I must have one of these.

http://www.soundwagon.jp/

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

Humphreys posted:

I must have one of these.

http://www.soundwagon.jp/

"Buy now! Only $99" Maybe for $10 I'd think about it. The website belongs on this thread too.

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

Found this piece of junk, amongst many other old devices, when I cleaned out the house I just bought:



The Super GSM Reader.

Wow! Take the SIM card out of your phone, put it in this device, connect it to your PC via serial cable, start a (probably terrible) PC application, write an SMS there, save it on the SIM card, put the SIM card back in your phone, and it is now ready to be sent!

mints
Aug 15, 2001

Living on past glories
It even comes with one of those terrible cd-roms that will wreck your poo poo if it's slot loading.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

Pilsner posted:

Found this piece of junk, amongst many other old devices, when I cleaned out the house I just bought:



The Super GSM Reader.

Wow! Take the SIM card out of your phone, put it in this device, connect it to your PC via serial cable, start a (probably terrible) PC application, write an SMS there, save it on the SIM card, put the SIM card back in your phone, and it is now ready to be sent!

It was marginally useful for extracting the contacts.

But yeah, unsigned USB drivers, a terrible application in engrish, but for $1 shipped on Ebay, what do you expect?

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Back in the olde Nokia days it was a bit of a thing to get your operator logo changed into a fancy graphic or as phones got more advanced, edit the little animated hands you got when you turned your phone on.


Usually via some suspect site.

Or if you didn't want that, you could make your own.



And transfer it with one of these:

That's a PS/2 port - it also came in Serial.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Pilsner posted:

Found this piece of junk, amongst many other old devices, when I cleaned out the house I just bought:



The Super GSM Reader.

Wow! Take the SIM card out of your phone, put it in this device, connect it to your PC via serial cable, start a (probably terrible) PC application, write an SMS there, save it on the SIM card, put the SIM card back in your phone, and it is now ready to be sent!

This gadget would be useful if you could write whatever you want onto the simcard.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

blugu64 posted:

Pfft, if you're going to destroy records at least do it with style

This is how you destroy records: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1CP1751wJA

And have sort of a riot: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition_Night

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

WebDog posted:

Back in the olde Nokia days it was a bit of a thing to get your operator logo changed into a fancy graphic or as phones got more advanced, edit the little animated hands you got when you turned your phone on.


Usually via some suspect site.

Or if you didn't want that, you could make your own.



And transfer it with one of these:

That's a PS/2 port - it also came in Serial.

Oh my god this post takes me back. I used to try to get this to work with my old 5190 and 6190 Nokias, I think I may've done it, it's been like 15 years though.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




I've pretty much lived around Chicago my whole life and I was 10 when this happened. I remember my dad laughing his rear end off about this whole thing and the local sports news guys losing their collective minds about this. It was the best thing ever.

The quote from Wikipedia sums it up quite well.

quote:

To this day Disco Demolition Night stands in infamy as one of the most ill-advised promotions of all-time, but arguably one of the most successful as 30 years later we're all still talking about it.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


YOSPOS thread tags :yosbutt:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

flosofl posted:

I've pretty much lived around Chicago my whole life and I was 10 when this happened. I remember my dad laughing his rear end off about this whole thing and the local sports news guys losing their collective minds about this. It was the best thing ever.

The quote from Wikipedia sums it up quite well.

Do terrible MLB uniforms count as technology?



EDIT: Holy poo poo :cry:

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 18:58 on Jul 30, 2015

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Dick Trauma posted:

Do terrible MLB uniforms count as technology?



I completely forgot about those.

I remember my Grandfather bitching about how lovely these looked when I was growing up:

Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 19:02 on Jul 30, 2015

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
VHS tapes had the best and the weirdest poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt_T5EF-uzU

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Code Jockey posted:

Oh my god this post takes me back. I used to try to get this to work with my old 5190 and 6190 Nokias, I think I may've done it, it's been like 15 years though.

I am pretty sure I still have a zip with all these logos on my current computer.

Probably stored in the 'important docs' folder.

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
Number 16 makes me feel all :corsair:

I recently dug up an old cell phone and charged it to see if it would still work, and it still does. The fact the screen would not turn off weirded me out for a moment though.

Old cell phones were pretty limited and crappy, e.g. having only enough memory for a handful of text messages, and needing to delete old ones to let new ones arrive. But the battery life was excellent, I kinda miss that.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

flosofl posted:

I completely forgot about those.

I remember my Grandfather bitching about how lovely these looked when I was growing up:



I feel like I'm back in Tomorrowland in the 90s.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

the world's largest dry-erase "encyclopedia" posted:

one of the most successful as 30 years later we're all still talking about it.

:rolleyes:

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

WebDog posted:

Back in the olde Nokia days it was a bit of a thing to get your operator logo changed into a fancy graphic or as phones got more advanced, edit the little animated hands you got when you turned your phone on.


Usually via some suspect site.

Or if you didn't want that, you could make your own.



And transfer it with one of these:

That's a PS/2 port - it also came in Serial.

I had that adapter for my Motorola Dataport. It let me use it as a cellular modem for my laptop.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I had that adapter for my Motorola Dataport. It let me use it as a cellular modem for my laptop.

I could do that through the IR port on my laptop or Palm handheld! A wondrous era that was.

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Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I had that adapter for my Motorola Dataport. It let me use it as a cellular modem for my laptop.

There was a minor cottage industry with those back in the day. Every cell phone had a different connector so you had to get a new cable to install your own ringtones and whatnot.

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