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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Manuel Calavera posted:

It's the Hunt's packet. Sad on two levels from just that alone.

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Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
I found this image out in the wild of the internet. I don't know where it came from, but it makes me very sad.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Master Twig posted:

I found this image out in the wild of the internet. I don't know where it came from, but it makes me very sad.



I bless the rains down in Africa.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pastry of the Year posted:

I bless the rains beans down in Africa.

Edit: did someone actually waste a piece of meat making milk steak for the internet? And is it boiled over hard?

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
edit: ^:argh:

Master Twig posted:

I found this image out in the wild of the internet. I don't know where it came from, but it makes me very sad.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ALecGtJfoc

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
Well, the fact that it was made to reference a TV show makes it slightly better.


Slightly.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
It's Always Sunny has given us many fine culinary moments:



Sadly, most of the internet rum ham attempts look not terrible.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


cash crab posted:



Burger King's Bacon Sundae:




I've had it, It's not horrible. But I wouldn't eat one again if you could still get it. Got that sweet and Salty vibe up in there.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Master Twig posted:

I found this image out in the wild of the internet. I don't know where it came from, but it makes me very sad.



That is really fuckin gross.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Pizza cakes apparently exist.






I can't possibly imagine those things are easy to cook all the way through.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Wanamingo posted:

Pizza cakes apparently exist.






I can't possibly imagine those things are easy to cook all the way through.

How would that even be possible? It's a dense as gently caress mass of cheese and dough, the center would take hours to get hot.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I think you cook the pizzas first, then assemble and re-cook. Would.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


bunnyofdoom posted:

Cash Crab, from your posts, are in my general region? Cause I know some places taht are absolutely terrible here.

Toronto, specifically Trinity Bellwoods. The only unappealing thing I can think of in the area off the top of my head is that Smoke's poutine that has ground beef and peas in it. It's loving revolting IMO. They just opened a Wienerie on Spadina! :toot: I know most people here Would but I think it'd be a little much, knowing them.

lidnsya posted:

I think you cook the pizzas first, then assemble and re-cook. Would.

No.




Rules.



except the rule where stacked pizzas must be cooked separately because this is just common sense

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

cash crab posted:

Toronto, specifically Trinity Bellwoods. The only unappealing thing I can think of in the area off the top of my head is that Smoke's poutine that has ground beef and peas in it. It's loving revolting IMO. They just opened a Wienerie on Spadina! :toot: I know most people here Would but I think it'd be a little much, knowing them.

Guess not. I'm in the only Ontario City with an actual NHL team.


(I was gonna say our Smoke's too, cause yeah, that poo poo ain't right. I am gonna do a trip report with photo of chip truck poutine later this summer)

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


cash crab posted:

Toronto, specifically Trinity Bellwoods. The only unappealing thing I can think of in the area off the top of my head is that Smoke's poutine that has ground beef and peas in it. It's loving revolting IMO.
Poutine made with stuffing and peas is called East Coast fries, apparently? It's both gross and awesome.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


bunnyofdoom posted:

Guess not. I'm in the only Ontario City with an actual NHL team.


(I was gonna say our Smoke's too, cause yeah, that poo poo ain't right. I am gonna do a trip report with photo of chip truck poutine later this summer)

Again, too hot, so my brain has melted but I literally had a thought like, ":downs: I wonder what city he's from, that man with the Ottawa Senators poo poo all over his userpic. Gee, I WONDER." But yeah, Smoke's is one of those things where it's so, so good when you're drunk. And 20. Or you're a tourist/from North Bay or similar. But it's sloppy diarrhea in a box for people who are drunk and have nothing to eat at home. No question. gently caress, maybe I should do a field trip to Smoke's because 7-11 hotdogs are pretty bland but half a pound of lovely poutine produces better pictures.

Metaline posted:

Poutine made with stuffing and peas is called East Coast fries, apparently? It's both gross and awesome.

Stuffing could be alright. I think it was the slightly grey beef that turned me off of this particular dish.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


cash crab posted:

Again, too hot, so my brain has melted but I literally had a thought like, ":downs: I wonder what city he's from, that man with the Ottawa Senators poo poo all over his userpic. Gee, I WONDER." But yeah, Smoke's is one of those things where it's so, so good when you're drunk. And 20. Or you're a tourist/from North Bay or similar. But it's sloppy diarrhea in a box for people who are drunk and have nothing to eat at home. No question. gently caress, maybe I should do a field trip to Smoke's because 7-11 hotdogs are pretty bland but half a pound of lovely poutine produces better pictures.


Stuffing could be alright. I think it was the slightly grey beef that turned me off of this particular dish.

Fully dressed fries, that is, fries with turkey stuffing and gravy, is a Newfie thing, too.

Tiberius Thyben has a new favorite as of 05:11 on Jul 30, 2015

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

cash crab posted:

Again, too hot, so my brain has melted but I literally had a thought like, ":downs: I wonder what city he's from, that man with the Ottawa Senators poo poo all over his userpic. Gee, I WONDER." But yeah, Smoke's is one of those things where it's so, so good when you're drunk. And 20. Or you're a tourist/from North Bay or similar. But it's sloppy diarrhea in a box for people who are drunk and have nothing to eat at home. No question. gently caress, maybe I should do a field trip to Smoke's because 7-11 hotdogs are pretty bland but half a pound of lovely poutine produces better pictures.


Stuffing could be alright. I think it was the slightly grey beef that turned me off of this particular dish.

Hey, it's so hot here my brain was going "Hmmmm, sketchy Ottawa Chip Truck Poutine is a great idea"

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


bunnyofdoom posted:

Hey, it's so hot here my brain was going "Hmmmm, sketchy Ottawa Chip Truck Poutine is a great idea"

:) Join us, friend.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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bunnyofdoom posted:

Hey, it's so hot here my brain was going "Hmmmm, sketchy Ottawa Chip Truck Poutine is a great idea"

Are you saying one should not perhaps get food from a food truck? What the gently caress is wrong with you?

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Picnic Princess posted:

Are you saying one should not perhaps get food from a food truck? What the gently caress is wrong with you?

In my neck of the woods we have amazing food trucks. People from other more real places treat this idea with large amounts of skepticism.

SavTargaryen
Sep 11, 2011
I found food truck crawfish etouffe. I'm at work now, but I'll post a trip report tomorrow. Hint: Liberate me ex infernis.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
WE have really good food trucks in Ottawa. Like the fresh seafood truck, or the gourmet food by a five star chef, or the thai one.

That is not what I am talking about. I am talking about chip trucks. Which are each 30 years old, soaked in fryer grease. They serve cheap hot dogs, cheap burgs, and Poutine. You should only ever go to one for Poutine then hate yourseld.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Wanamingo posted:

Pizza cakes apparently exist.






I can't possibly imagine those things are easy to cook all the way through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm_AucA2_Eg

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Wanamingo posted:

Pizza cakes apparently exist.






I can't possibly imagine those things are easy to cook all the way through.

If those are actually cooked all the way through, would as gently caress.


Metaline posted:

Poutine made with stuffing and peas is called East Coast fries, apparently? It's both gross and awesome.


Tiberius Thyben posted:

Fully dressed fries, that is, fries with turkey stuffing and gravy, is a Newfie thing, too.

Not gonna lie, those sound really good, but maybe because they're just thanks-given leftovers. On fries. I wish I had the opportunity to go to Canada, I really want to try poutine.

CSM
Jan 29, 2014

56th Motorized Infantry 'Mariupol' Brigade
Seh' die Welt in Trummern liegen

Wanamingo posted:

Pizza cakes apparently exist.






I can't possibly imagine those things are easy to cook all the way through.
They're called lasagnas.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

CSM posted:

They're called lasagnas.

:eng101: It's spelled loszonda.

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

cash crab posted:

Toronto, specifically Trinity Bellwoods. The only unappealing thing I can think of in the area off the top of my head is that Smoke's poutine that has ground beef and peas in it. It's loving revolting IMO. They just opened a Wienerie on Spadina! :toot: I know most people here Would but I think it'd be a little much, knowing them.

Aw poo poo you live in my city. The Smokes on Queen a few months ago reopened and gave away free snack sized poutines as a gimmick. They...weren't that good. Sorry Smokes but you're pretty poo poo considering the prices.

If you want a really lovely Weiner place on Spadina try Let's Be Frank around College/Spadina on the west side of the street. It's always empty and the one time I walked past the special of the week was deepfried hotdogs with a Doritos crust, topped with more Doritos. Their poutine is made with "signature hot dog gravy" too ughhh.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

bunnyofdoom posted:

WE have really good food trucks in Ottawa. Like the fresh seafood truck, or the gourmet food by a five star chef, or the thai one.

That is not what I am talking about. I am talking about chip trucks. Which are each 30 years old, soaked in fryer grease. They serve cheap hot dogs, cheap burgs, and Poutine. You should only ever go to one for Poutine then hate yourseld.

Bunny you and me should go to Spuds or The Great Canadian Poutinerie and get the scariest thing on the menu and then have heart attacks.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Titus Sardonicus posted:

I wish I had the opportunity to go to Canada, I really want to try poutine.

They sell brown gravy, french fries and cheese curds at lots of places other than Canada

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

But aren't the Canuckistani as militant about their gravy fries as Texas Patriots are about their beanless spicy meat sauce? Also, I intend to look for work in places including Canada, poutine is merely a tangentially related afterthought.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Aw poo poo you live in my city. The Smokes on Queen a few months ago reopened and gave away free snack sized poutines as a gimmick. They...weren't that good. Sorry Smokes but you're pretty poo poo considering the prices.

If you want a really lovely Weiner place on Spadina try Let's Be Frank around College/Spadina on the west side of the street. It's always empty and the one time I walked past the special of the week was deepfried hotdogs with a Doritos crust, topped with more Doritos. Their poutine is made with "signature hot dog gravy" too ughhh.

Let me guess, it's like $8 a dog? If there's anything I'm more sick of on College besides "the bookstore closed let's open a restaurant!!" it's the fact that it's all lovely food dressed up as gourmet. See: Let's Be Frank, that other hotdog place a block away, that loving slider place, etc. Anyway, Smoke's:



Look at that one on the bottom. Look at that soggy, grey mess.



The Triple Pork, or maggots in diarrhea? Who knows, but it's still like ten bucks! The stomach cramps are complimentary.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Bunny you and me should go to Spuds or The Great Canadian Poutinerie and get the scariest thing on the menu and then have heart attacks.

After the writ is over sure.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:



The Triple Pork, or maggots in diarrhea? Who knows, but it's still like ten bucks! The stomach cramps are complimentary.

That's the best looking one out of the bunch.

That looks like chicken curry. Take the cheese away and I'd give it a shot. I can't rationalize that as gravy so that's helping though

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Put that all over rice, gimme a spoon and I'd show you a magic trick and make it disappear

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

RareAcumen posted:

That's the best looking one out of the bunch.

That looks like chicken curry. Take the cheese away and I'd give it a shot. I can't rationalize that as gravy so that's helping though

Nah, it's pulled pork BBQ sauce/drippings

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

cash crab posted:

Let me guess, it's like $8 a dog? If there's anything I'm more sick of on College besides "the bookstore closed let's open a restaurant!!" it's the fact that it's all lovely food dressed up as gourmet. See: Let's Be Frank, that other hotdog place a block away, that loving slider place, etc. Anyway, Smoke's:

Yeup about 8$ a dog. They also are terrible looking and a mess. It's such a loving waste of the space since you could put an actual restaurant worth a poo poo in there but nooooo. Just throw some mac and cheese or poutine on a hotdog bun and sell it to hipsters.





Barf. These hotdog places all look the same.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I Would the first dog if it weren't so overpriced and I was sure it wasn't going to be the size of a thimble. That second one looks unsettling for some reason. Maybe because it's so wet? And chunky? It makes me feel bad.

Also, here's a choice quote from the "Worst Restaurant In Toronto" thread on Reddit:

quote:

I'm a former employee of Big Fat Burrito in Toronto.
Cockroaches, cockroaches everywhere. Under most counters (where employees/customers can't see) are pitch black with sticky crap that will resist washing - I'd presume grease, but grease doesn't usually tear apart steel wool. I tired to clean that crap, but I don't think the job could be done without heavy chemicals.
Also, co-workers are lovely, customers got fluffed off a lot, and while I was taught in training that we should never, ever mix scoops/spoons (to avoid contamination, to avoid leaving animal product in 'vegan-friendly' elements, and to avoid causing religiously influenced dietary restriction issues), the second there was a crowd was the second they just didn't give a gently caress.
When I started, I loved eating there. Once I saw the behind the scenes, I couldn't bring myself to eat there.

Oh, good. ANYWAY.



This is probably good, but the sausages look a little... uhm.. . you know

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LoveMeDead
Feb 16, 2011

pentyne posted:

How would that even be possible? It's a dense as gently caress mass of cheese and dough, the center would take hours to get hot.

We made one for my daughter's birthday last year. You precook the middle dough pieces. It actually wasn't that bad, but not something I want every day.

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