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electric funeral: Oct 16, 2004; ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Paladinus posted:

*chugs a gallon of milk*

No, I don't eat mushrooms. Yuck.

Dude, have you ever had mushroom milk? On weed?

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:06

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# ? May 14, 2024 02:55

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

Woebin posted:

Hi, I don't like mushrooms and this is why. Every other year or so I give it another shot and it's always the same, they're just not for me. It's cool if you like them though.

Thank you for this opportunity to get it off my chest, been eating away at me.

Here's a picture of something funny I came across once.

I thought the joke was that the chair is mugging the toilet.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:16

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Oh, I get it - the arms on the toilet fold down.

Thanks, thread!

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:20

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

FreudianSlippers posted:

You better be able to sell your dog-wife into slavery.

The dog is a top. You're the wife.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:40

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

The only mushrooms I enjoy are the ones in a traditional bowl of chili.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:55

grumplestiltzkin: Jun 7, 2012; Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

theflyingorc posted:

People who don't like mushrooms should try amanitas, they'll definitely change your opinion of mushrooms.

I, too, think that people should be murdered for the crime of enjoying different foods.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:29

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

PaulBearer posted:

As an Austrian I feel obliged to wish Arnold a Happy Birthday today.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:46

Judge Schnoopy: Nov 2, 2005; dont even TRY it, pal

BerkerkLurk posted:

The only mushrooms I enjoy are the ones in a traditional bowl of chili.

A traditional bowl of chili contains anything that makes me wipe back to front with folded toilet paper after eating.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:47

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Judge Schnoopy posted:

A traditional bowl of chili contains anything that makes me wipe back to front with folded toilet paper after eating.

What kind of toilet paper is it? I'm generally cool with all toilet paper, but if it's North Carolina style you should kill yourself.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:56

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

*googles amanitas* Today I learned that Nintendo hates children and wants them to die.

"Eat me for an extra life!"
_______/

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:57

JesustheDarkLord: May 22, 2006; #VolsDeep; Lipstick Apathy

1up mushrooms are green or occasionally yellow with green spots

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:58

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Angela Christine posted:

*googles amanitas* Today I learned that Nintendo hates children and wants them to die.

"Eat me for an extra life!"
_______/

Excuse me extra lives are green not red. Those merely make you grow. Get it right. :colbert:

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:58

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Angela Christine posted:

"Eat me for an extra life!"
_______/

No, the green ones give an extra life!
:goonsay:

Edit: beaten so hard

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:58

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Trap loving sprung.

Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 18:06 on Jul 30, 2015

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:01

MisterBibs: Jul 17, 2010; dolla dolla
bill y'all; Fun Shoe

CharlieWhiskey posted:

If you're hearing a lot of people with different opinions than you, then it is possible that different humans have different tastes and preferences, and appreciating specific things is not an objective truth in this universe.

Don't be insane. If we ever find a planet that actually has God's Final Message to His Creation, it's not going to be "We apologise for the inconvenience", its going to be "I didn't have you invent good things to eat just so you guys could turn around and eat mushrooms, what is wrong with you".

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:03

got fired from Snopes: Aug 28, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/9xg8dna.jpg :nws:

got fired from Snopes has a new favorite as of 18:15 on Jul 30, 2015

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:11

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:12

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

grumplestiltzkin posted:

I, too, think that people should be murdered for the crime of enjoying different foods.

It is a joke, my friend. I do not actually want people to die for the crime of throwing shade at mushrooms.

Angela Christine posted:

*googles amanitas* Today I learned that Nintendo hates children and wants them to die.

Actually there's like a whole bunch of different kinds of amanitas, they look like all sorts of mushrooms, and if you eat them your liver shuts down like 5 days later

over half of mushroom deaths are caused by this guy:

Because he doesn't look scary at all

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:14

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Angela Christine posted:

*googles amanitas* Today I learned that Nintendo hates children and wants them to die.

"Eat me for an extra life!"
_______/

Hmm...

Wikipedia article for Amanitas Muscaria posted:

Unlike psilocybin mushrooms, the effects of A. muscaria have generally been considered undesirable for recreational use. The effects of intoxication can be variously described as depressant, sedative-hypnotic, dissociative, and deliriant; paradoxical effects may occur. Perceptual phenomena such as macropsia and micropsia may occur

Hmm...

quote:

A prominent and often disturbing symptom are experiences of altered body image. The person may find that he or she is confused as to the size and shape of parts of (or all of) his or her body. He or she may feel as though his or her body is expanding or getting smaller.

Hmm.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:17

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

Zopotantor posted:

Is that a thing? Are there more of these Photoshops?

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:36

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

theflyingorc posted:

Actually there's like a whole bunch of different kinds of amanitas, they look like all sorts of mushrooms, and if you eat them your liver shuts down like 5 days later

over half of mushroom deaths are caused by this guy:

Because he doesn't look scary at all

Yeah basically never eat wild mushrooms unless you're a expert.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:36

szary: Mar 12, 2014

RatHat posted:

Yeah basically never eat wild mushrooms unless you're a expert.

Just don't eat mushrooms with gills and you'll be fine.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:39

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Why the gently caress would mushrooms be in the water?

# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:13

Barbed Tongues: Mar 16, 2012

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Why the gently caress would mushrooms be in the water?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhZdVeBe_m8

# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:17

New Leaf: Jul 24, 2013; Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

szary posted:

Just don't eat mushrooms

# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:34

Fight Club Sandwich: Apr 29, 2006; you want a piece of me???

ImpAtom posted:

Excuse me extra lives are green not red. Those merely make you grow. Get it right.

If you are small mario and touch a red mushroom, you are able to take a hit without dying, effectively giving you an extra life

# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:42

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

szary posted:

Just don't eat

# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:46

graybook: Oct 10, 2011; pinya~

FreudianSlippers posted:

This is how it's done:

You better be able to sell your dog-wife into slavery.

Man, the professor in my image must not have had tenure.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:15

Sokoban: Feb 16, 2011; THUNDERDOME
LOSER

BonHair posted:

Solution for all of Earth's problems.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:29

Rumda: Nov 4, 2009; Moth Lesbian Comrade

Sokoban posted:

Solution for all of Earth's problems.

szary posted:

don't

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:32

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

RandomFerret posted:

Hmm...

Hmm...

Hmm.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:33

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

theflyingorc posted:

It is a joke, my friend. I do not actually want people to die for the crime of throwing shade at mushrooms.

Actually there's like a whole bunch of different kinds of amanitas, they look like all sorts of mushrooms, and if you eat them your liver shuts down like 5 days later

over half of mushroom deaths are caused by this guy:

Because he doesn't look scary at all

Any dumbass who is willing to just shove whatever loving piece of forest garbage they happen to stumble across into their fat stupid mouths deserves to die. :colbert:

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:50

Hit or miss Clitoris: Apr 19, 2003; I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

FreudianSlippers posted:

This is how it's done:

gettinturntwithhandfaggot.jpg

I really wanna see that picture, or at least know what it is.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:53

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Who What Now posted:

Any dumbass who is willing to just shove whatever loving piece of forest garbage they happen to stumble across into their fat stupid mouths deserves to die.

I can see how someone could confuse those with gold cap magic mushrooms. I mean I wouldn't, but they are white with goldish caps. The good kind of gold caps which are a wonderful thing actually look more dangerous.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:05

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Serious Mushroom Talk Only

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:30

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

It's almost as if we're on some sort of discussion board.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:34

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Somebody needs to spore.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:40

Birb Katter: Sep 18, 2010; BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

blarzgh posted:

Somebody needs to spore.

You're sporing me.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:47

Doctor Bishop: Oct 22, 2013; To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.