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Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
Mushrooms aren't very good

E. gently caress new pages

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Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.
In my defense my wife took that picture of the penis mushroom. I try to only post complaints and original content here.

5er
Jun 1, 2000



That picture would be surreal as hell without the context, and is just downright weird with it.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012


I have picked mushrooms with this guide before. I'm still alive so I give it an A+.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

People get extremely weird over morels.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Pastry of the Year posted:

People get extremely weird over morels.

Hard to blame them, they are in the morel majority.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



I bought this for the cover and it turned out to be a really good guide, especially in my area.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I can accept that he's in a tux and has that poo poo eating grin and an armful of mushrooms but why does he have that horn? Did he make a break from a recital to scoop up all that tasty fungus?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
He's just a guy who loves his mushrooms:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I wish I loved anything half as much as he loves mushrooms.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Dick Trauma posted:

I can accept that he's in a tux and has that poo poo eating grin and an armful of mushrooms but why does he have that horn? Did he make a break from a recital to scoop up all that tasty fungus?

I like to think he plays the trumpet at mushrooms to make them grow.

CompactFanny
Oct 1, 2008

That looks like a trombone to me. The slide is either hiding behind his leg in a weird sort of perspective phenomenon OR it's fallen out somewhere in the forest. I choose to believe the latter.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Mushrooms in stirfry, mushrooms in stroganof, mushrooms on toast, mushrooms in pies, mushrooms on pizza.

Mushrooms. Eat them and become a fungi.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Sorry to interrupt the mushroom chat, but: I am 12 years old.






Yes, I KNOW it's not pronounced that way.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Sorry to interrupt the mushroom chat, but: I am 12 years old.






Yes, I KNOW it's not pronounced that way.

How else could it possibly be pronounced ?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011









Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time
Those are great!

... But are they real? :tinfoil:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mogomra posted:

Those are great!

... But are they real? :tinfoil:

call 555-weed and find out

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

radiatinglines posted:

I'm one anti mushroom post away from having a giant meltdown

That'll only feed them you fool!

Mr. Yuk
Apr 1, 2005

In case of accidental ingestion, please consult a mortician.

MisterBibs posted:

Hard to blame them, they are in the morel majority.

:golfclap:

And to get back on track...

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Maytag posted:

Let's have six pages about what kind of mushrooms you guys like to eat.

Well played you rear end in a top hat.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

electric funeral posted:

Dude, have you ever had mushroom milk? On weed?
I don't quite know how to say this, but I'm pretty sure you got molested.

MorphineMike
Nov 4, 2010
Morelested

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Istari posted:

How else could it possibly be pronounced ?

I think Inyo is just inyo, but Butte is pronounced 'byoot', like Butane.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Skippy McPants posted:

I think Inyo is just inyo, but Butte is pronounced 'byoot', like Butane.

Doesn't stop me from referring to this as "the Butte Hole"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Yay! mushrooms!
*Jumps for joy*



Actual content.

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

Judge Schnoopy posted:

Mushrooms aren't very good
I'm in wide-eyed amazement that you would say such a thing.

JustAurora
Apr 17, 2007

Nature vs. Nurture, man!
Nice mushroobies.

Davinci
Feb 21, 2013
Depending on how they're cooked, mushrooms can be good but they can also be bad.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Oh my god I collected those cards when they were new. I haven't seen them since... 1978? Please don't tell me how much they'd be worth now.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Doctor Bishop posted:

Okay, if you say so.

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeA8a9hfjTc:nws:

E: linked to be on the safe side

Dickbutt is at least 7 years old?! :aaa:

Edit: Oh my god it's 9 years old. :aaaaa:

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Nice to be playing to win again.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Who wrote these? I can't figure it out from the signature. It doesn't look like Hammil's, according to Google..

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Patrick Stewart, I hope.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Ah yes, just the sort of card a kid would want to get from their favorite movie, "A horrified Luke sees his family killed"

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

goose fleet posted:

He's just a guy who loves his mushrooms:



Hey, it's the Bloodborne mushrooms.

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?
Mushrooms, Eh?

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burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

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