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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Thank you for the dinner idea.

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Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

PCOS Bill posted:

Thank you for the dinner idea.

You're welcome. Just tell me what that weird grainy red sauce leaking out is when you get a chance.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

You're welcome. Just tell me what that weird grainy red sauce leaking out is when you get a chance.

90% odds it's bacon grease

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




JohnnyCanuck posted:

Nah, it's pulled pork BBQ sauce/drippings

Yeah I know. I read what he said. I'm saying it looks more like chicken curry than pork BBQ.

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


I live within delivery distance of the Lib Village Fat Bastard Burrito and my god, it's so worth the indigestion. Especially with those Mexican Cokes.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

You're welcome. Just tell me what that weird grainy red sauce leaking out is when you get a chance.

You see, when a woman experiences the miracle of birth,

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Slightly off-topic, but does anyone have a good Poutine recipe, cause I really want to try it, but nowhere near me serves it as far as I can tell

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
Fries, cheese curd, gravy. #lifehack

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

cobalt impurity posted:

Fries, cheese curd, gravy. #lifehack

If you can't get fries, use chicken fries!

If you can't get cheese curd, use mayo!

If you can't get gravy, use mayo!

#lifehack

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

If you can't get fries, use chicken fries!

I couldn't find chicken fried so I used Cheetos.

quote:

If you can't get cheese curd, use mayo!

I couldn't find mayo so I used cream cheese.

quote:

If you can't get gravy, use mayo!

Mayo is too spicy for me so I used crisco.

quote:

#lifehack

Walla!

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Poutine with chicken fries would actually be rad as hell not gonna lie

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008


Hahahah, noice.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Titus Sardonicus posted:

But aren't the Canuckistani as militant about their gravy fries as Texas Patriots are about their beanless spicy meat sauce? Also, I intend to look for work in places including Canada, poutine is merely a tangentially related afterthought.

Buy squeaky cheese curds from a butcher or deli, get some duck gravy, buy some crispy Ore Ida fries because gently caress deep frying your own. Bake fries, warm up gravy, keep cheese curds in fridge. Add warmed gravy to freshly baked fries, top with cheese curds direct from fridge. Congrats, you made poutine, and probably better than most poutine places

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

cobalt impurity posted:

Fries, cheese curd, gravy. #lifehack

I meant like an actual recipe, I doubt the gravy you make from those little 75 cent packets is sufficient for good Poutine for one thing

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

drrockso20 posted:

I meant like an actual recipe, I doubt the gravy you make from those little 75 cent packets is sufficient for good Poutine for one thing

It makes serviceable poutine, but actually cooking duck or turkey or other birds in that vein will net you homemade gravy which is 100% better. But still, as long as you like the taste of the gravy you bought then you will enjoy the gravy on your poutine

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34




This is so close, yet somehow far, from an antipornfoodstuff I have actually eaten (and would again): the Macatacahodo 360.




My bf loves tacos, and loves hot dogs even more (even 7-11 ones covered in that chili that comes from a meat spigot). So I printed this and hung it on the fridge. Guess what he wanted, then, for HIS birthday meal? I'm sure I have terrible pictures I could dredge up.

I think the bun is why the above picture seems inferior to the MTHD360. Hot dogs & mac and cheese is a great combo, and taco shells add a pleasing crunch. The bun doesn't seem right for some reason.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
gently caress that chicken/duck poo poo. Real poutine is brown gravy. Beef or Venison.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

drrockso20 posted:

I meant like an actual recipe, I doubt the gravy you make from those little 75 cent packets is sufficient for good Poutine for one thing

Step 1: Make your favourite gravy according to your favourite recipe, or buy a can of it at the store for like nothing.

Step 2: combine it with cheese curd and hot fries in proportions to your liking.

voila Walla!


e: I also have a great recipe for bologna sandwiches too so hmu

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

cobalt impurity posted:

Step 1: Make your favourite gravy according to your favourite recipe, or buy a can of it at the store for like nothing.

Step 2: combine it with cheese curd and hot fries in proportions to your liking.

voila Walla!


e: I also have a great recipe for bologna sandwiches too so hmu

I'll admit I was basically asking for good gravy recipes, since that's pretty much the only involved part of this and I know nothing about making good gravy

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.



rear end in a top hat didn't even finish that whole slice, who does that?

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

Possibly Chicken posted:

rear end in a top hat didn't even finish that whole slice, who does that?

:goonsay:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Possibly Chicken posted:

rear end in a top hat didn't even finish that whole slice, who does that?

I bet Hitler ate his pizzas with a loving fork

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Hitler ate his pizza with chopsticks and a steak knife

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
He only ate vegetarian pizza.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

drrockso20 posted:

I'll admit I was basically asking for good gravy recipes, since that's pretty much the only involved part of this and I know nothing about making good gravy

Google Alton Brown Gravy. Follow whatever he says.

(Repeat for any receipes)

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

bunnyofdoom posted:

Google Alton Brown Gravy. Follow whatever he says.

(Repeat for any receipes)

That reminds me, I need to record some Good Eats and watch it, been forever since I've seen it

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Did someone say gravy? Because I know somebody who's all about gravy.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Did someone say gravy? Because I know somebody who's all about gravy.



My home town's most famous son, everyone!

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Did someone say gravy? Because I know somebody who's all about gravy.



A BOWL A GRAVY, FOLKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kTOdanxFI

:nms: for topless fat guy

you're ruining your life

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

drrockso20 posted:

I'll admit I was basically asking for good gravy recipes, since that's pretty much the only involved part of this and I know nothing about making good gravy

I don't have amounts because I just play it by ear, but:

Sprinkle some flour into a dry pan. Heat flour over medium heat and stir until it turns golden brown
Remove flour
Combine a few tablespoons of browned flour with several tablespoons of pan drippings or like 1/8 cup of stock, heat and stir until incorporated
Add water or stock until you get the amount you want
Simmer and stir until you reach the texture you want
Add more of the browned flour if it needs thickening
Season to taste / add stock or pan drippings as needed

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

bunnyofdoom posted:

gently caress that chicken/duck poo poo. Real poutine is brown gravy. Beef or Venison.

Don't listen to this man, different gravys compliment different toppings. And it's perfectly normal and awesome to have additional toppings. Having just cheese curds and brown gravy on fries is like having a plain cheese pizza. Classic, but it can be so much more. Like that pulled pork poutine I posted earlier. Recently had a killer Mexican style with the juicest, tastiest jalepenos I've ever experienced in my life.

Everyone come to Canada and eat poutine, you won't regret it.

less than three
Aug 9, 2007



Fallen Rib
If you can't get anything decent for Poutine where you live, you can import St Hubert.

http://www.amazon.com/St-Hubert-Poutine-Gravy-Mix/dp/B008MOC11M/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1438323408&sr=8-1&keywords=St+Hubert+Poutine

If you're Canadian you can get it premade.

http://www.st-hubert.com/epicerie/produits/categorie-sauces/pretes-a-servir/classiques/sauce-poutine.en.html

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

cash crab posted:


Also, here's a choice quote from the "Worst Restaurant In Toronto" thread on Reddit

Anyone stupid enough to eat in Kensington and not expect to ingest cockroaches is too stupid to live.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

titties posted:

I don't have amounts because I just play it by ear, but:

Sprinkle some flour into a dry pan. Heat flour over medium heat and stir until it turns golden brown
Remove flour
Combine a few tablespoons of browned flour with several tablespoons of pan drippings or like 1/8 cup of stock, heat and stir until incorporated
Add water or stock until you get the amount you want
Simmer and stir until you reach the texture you want
Add more of the browned flour if it needs thickening
Season to taste / add stock or pan drippings as needed

Thanks, I'll have to give that a try


Hmm I need to order some stuff off Amazon anyway so maybe I'll add a couple of packets to my order

bringmyfishback posted:

Anyone stupid enough to eat in Kensington and not expect to ingest cockroaches is too stupid to live.

This sounds like an awful, awful place

Also semi-related to this thread, had one of those Salisbury Steak microwave dinners tonight, I'm sure mysterious squishy meat patties count on at least some level for this thread, even if I'll admit I really like Salisbury Steak(partially cause it's relatively hard to screw up compared to a lot of other types of TV Dinners), and I just realized a somewhat higher quality one would make for a good Food Truck item(I'll have to keep that in mind if my pipe dream about running a Food Truck ever happens)

Dickey Butts
Feb 3, 2008

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Minarchist posted:

A BOWL A GRAVY, FOLKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kTOdanxFI

:nms: for topless fat guy

you're ruining your life

For some reason, the weirdest part for me is the inclusion of a spoon.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

drrockso20 posted:

Thanks, I'll have to give that a try


Hmm I need to order some stuff off Amazon anyway so maybe I'll add a couple of packets to my order


This sounds like an awful, awful place

Also semi-related to this thread, had one of those Salisbury Steak microwave dinners tonight, I'm sure mysterious squishy meat patties count on at least some level for this thread, even if I'll admit I really like Salisbury Steak(partially cause it's relatively hard to screw up compared to a lot of other types of TV Dinners), and I just realized a somewhat higher quality one would make for a good Food Truck item(I'll have to keep that in mind if my pipe dream about running a Food Truck ever happens)

Not at all. Kensington Market is fantastic. But it's directly next to Chinatown in the biggest city in the country, right smack downtown and inhabited by university students. You're gonna get a roach or two, just like you assuredly would in any major city.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

bringmyfishback posted:

Not at all. Kensington Market is fantastic. But it's directly next to Chinatown in the biggest city in the country, right smack downtown and inhabited by university students. You're gonna get a roach or two, just like you assuredly would in any major city.

Ah okay, way you had said it made me imagine some sort of Ghetto

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
We tried to import some powdered gravy for poutine from Canada and US Customs stopped it at the border. So I guess be careful about importing unlabeled powders these days.

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

drrockso20 posted:

Thanks, I'll have to give that a try

Don't be too disappointed if your first attempts result in gravy that tastes like liquid flour or just salt or flour and salt. My grandma made amazing gravy with this method and I've been doing it for years and it still doesn't come out 100% of the time.

Just remember to taste as you go.

E: If you can't get duck drippings to make delicious duck gravy, at least try finding some place that serves duck fat fries and use those for your poo teen

E2: if you decide to hand-cut your own fries like we do, par-boil for about 10 minutes before frying and pat them dry before you put them in the oil. The oil needs to be hot af too.

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