Tasteless Tattoos: Its like a play on words n shit

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Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Gridlocked posted:

I feel bad for Lenny.

Lenny x Carl forever

# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:36

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# ? May 26, 2024 21:21

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

# ? Jul 30, 2015 00:38

Cunty McKooze: Jun 16, 2009

My friend just got this and it makes me sad.

"So... I got a thing done today ❤ It's the first 2 lines of mine and <husband>'s song, Maybe I'm Amazed by Paul McCartney "

# ? Jul 30, 2015 02:02

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Thin Privilege posted:

The petal on the right (with 2 holes and a rip) looks like Earthworm Jim.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 02:18

defectivemonkey: Jun 5, 2012

Thin Privilege posted:

Good addition to the thread. It was extremely tasteless to cover up that awesome tattoo.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 03:37

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:52

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Cunty McKooze posted:

My friend just got this and it makes me sad.

"So... I got a thing done today ❤ It's the first 2 lines of mine and <husband>'s song, Maybe I'm Amazed by Paul McCartney "

Even if it was done well it'd be super trite but this is just :smith:

# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:21

Khazar-khum: Oct 22, 2008; Cat Army
2nd Battalion

cyberia posted:

Even if it was done well it'd be super trite but this is just

There is no universe where that could possibly be well-executed.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 10:55

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Cunty McKooze posted:

My friend just got this and it makes me sad.

"So... I got a thing done today ❤ It's the first 2 lines of mine and <husband>'s song, Maybe I'm Amazed by Paul McCartney "

That looks like an outtake from the episode of TNG where the scabies tried to communicate with us.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 11:22

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

detectivemonkey posted:

Good addition to the thread. It was extremely tasteless to cover up that awesome tattoo.

Say Nothing posted:

His knubby fingers and indifferent stare make me happy

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:03

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Say Nothing posted:

How quaint, a Bayeaux Tapestry tattoo.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:01

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

Whoa. I thought at first it was an arm. That is really something.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:38

pr0digal: Sep 12, 2008; Alan Rickman Overdrive

It came from Facebook! All the comments are just the OP and another person hitting on eachother

Then I went to the page of the artist and found this. Sweet arrowhead.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 04:16

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

pr0digal posted:

It came from Facebook! All the comments are just the OP and another person hitting on eachother

Then I went to the page of the artist and found this. Sweet arrowhead.

"Maybe if I make my 'artistic style' broken and cracked enough, no one will notice my lack of talent!"

# ? Jul 31, 2015 04:31

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Thin Privilege posted:

This is a tragedy.

The flower is pretty, though, despite the weird eye-holes.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 06:02

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Centripetal Horse posted:

This is a tragedy.

The flower is pretty, though, despite the weird eye-holes.

I grow roses. Have for decades. You don't get perfect, beautiful roses on every stem. There's flaws, there's blemishes. It looks more natural that way.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 06:38

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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PCOS Bill posted:

I grow roses. Have for decades. You don't get perfect, beautiful roses on every stem. There's flaws, there's blemishes. It looks more natural that way.

What causes googly eyes and how common are they?

# ? Jul 31, 2015 06:40

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 31, 2015 06:42

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

What causes googly eyes and how common are they?

Bugs. loving bugs. They're probably out there eating my roses RIGHT NOW. (They're holes, not googly eyes)

# ? Jul 31, 2015 06:57

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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PCOS Bill posted:

Bugs. loving bugs. They're probably out there eating my roses RIGHT NOW. (They're holes, not googly eyes)

No, they're googly eyes. Sorry dude. Look again.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 07:22

Captain Lavender: Oct 21, 2010; verb the adjective noun

Thin Privilege posted:

This is like when someone with an awesome last name gets married and changes it to Anderson.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 07:30

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

for lady's butt in a thong

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/VAyFJvT.jpg :nws:

Well done but yeah.

The octopus tattoo on the bottom left is loving awesome though and I would so get it myself.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:54

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Thin Privilege posted:

for lady's butt in a thong

http://i.imgur.com/VAyFJvT.jpg

Well done but yeah.

The octopus tattoo on the bottom left is loving awesome though and I would so get it myself.

She's just a hardcore James Bond fan.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:01

uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:47

aidoru: Oct 24, 2010

Why does the right one have a block with two Ys on it? :confused:

# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:10

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Honestly how do you find work with a tattoo like that? I guess you just keep it covered 24/7? Or you're just trailer trash I guess...

# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:31

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

subpar anachronism posted:

Is that pee on the left one's diaper? :stonk:

# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:35

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

Postal Parcel posted:

Those are her hoofs

the face doesnt look like kate though?

# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:16

Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

Thin Privilege posted:

for lady's butt in a thong

http://i.imgur.com/VAyFJvT.jpg

Well done but yeah.

The octopus tattoo on the bottom left is loving awesome though and I would so get it myself.

I wonder if she's got a beak..

# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:42

ChairmanMeow: Mar 1, 2008; Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!; Lipstick Apathy

SaNChEzZ posted:

I wonder if she's got a beak..

She is an anal ring toss girl, if you would like to know

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:09

Teketeketeketeke: Mar 11, 2007

Zaphod42 posted:

She's just a hardcore James Bond fan.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:16

Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

ChairmanMeow posted:

She is an anal ring toss girl, if you would like to know

Does that mean her anus is the ring and a wiener is the stick, or does she hold the stick? Or does she throw the ring with her anus?

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:22

ChairmanMeow: Mar 1, 2008; Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!; Lipstick Apathy

SaNChEzZ posted:

Does that mean her anus is the ring and a wiener is the stick, or does she hold the stick? Or does she throw the ring with her anus?

Anal Ring Toss
A game wherein a subject (usually a stripper, porn star, or some other individual) is stripped naked, placed on the ground rear end-up, and has a wooden stick inserted into the anus. Players stand approximately six feet away and attempt to throw small toy rings (think regular ring toss), with the wooden stick catching them. The game was made popular on the Howard Stern Show during the last year or so of Howard Stern's run on WXRK radio in New York.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:37

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

hyperhazard posted:

Is that pee on the left one's diaper?

You know it is, why do you even ask

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:50

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

hyperhazard posted:

Is that pee on the left one's diaper?

I thought that tattoo was in one of the second-life safari write-ups after someone threatened the site with legal action for putting up their lovely furry art.

fake edit: looks like I was wrong. Guess i'm confusing gross babyfur stuff.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 20:09

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Bored posted:

I thought that tattoo was in one of the second-life safari write-ups after someone threatened the site with legal action for putting up their lovely furry art.

fake edit: looks like I was wrong. Guess i'm confusing gross babyfur stuff.

I do that all the time

# ? Jul 31, 2015 20:18