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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

meristem posted:

Man, I hope that those people who did that election fighting 'game' in '12 (Political Kombat, I think it was called?) will release something for '16 as well. Trump will no longer be just a 'secret character'!

e: this was a propos of nothing, I just heard the Mortal Kombat theme today for the first time in ages.

:agreed: they were amazingly well made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-CkBrQfKMA

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Brannock posted:

How will Jeb's name be written on the election ballots? Jeb Bush, or John Ellis Bush?

Piyush Bush.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

(florida's dept of state lists him as Jeb Bush in his last election, but each state has its own election standards re: ballot access and how names are listed)


e: oh, here's a slate explainer saying that in "most" states, mittens appeared on the ballot as "Mitt Romney", not Willard.

Pinterest Mom fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Jul 31, 2015

Pavlov
Oct 21, 2012

I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that

"Comb over here" will never stop being funny.

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Brannock posted:

How will Jeb's name be written on the election ballots? Jeb Bush, or John Ellis Bush?

(R) Jeb! ®
and not to be upstaged, farther down you'll find
(I) Trump ®

Just think of the money he'll make licensing his name to every precinct in the country!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

DakkaUT
Sep 27, 2004

rear end cobra posted:



That's more like it

"They're filled with trans fats, they're unhealthy, and some, I assume, are good cookies."

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
Trump now 31% in Iowa, double Walker.

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/iowa-poll-trump-walker/2015/07/31/id/664826/

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

DakkaUT posted:

"They're filled with trans fats, they're unhealthy, and some, I assume, are good cookies."

Are you describing a cookie or a Trump voter? :rimshot:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

I love America

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
bernie will win the nomination and then the presidency

A Bag of Milk
Jul 3, 2007

I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.
Huckabee wouldn't rule out use of troops to stop abortion

What if war on womans, but literally.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

stoutfish posted:

bernie will win the nomination and then the presidency

Yes he will, good point!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

stoutfish posted:

bernie will win the nomination and then the presidency

:bernget:

ATribeCalledKvetch
Nov 5, 2010

I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish.

I like the domain name, clintonemail.com

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Awkward, if true.

OneTwentySix
Nov 5, 2007

fun
FUN
FUN


I've been completely confused for a while, can someone please tell me what the story is behind :bernget:?

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

OneTwentySix posted:

I've been completely confused for a while, can someone please tell me what the story is behind :bernget:?

:henget: except :bernin:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

This might be scary if there was any chance of him ever becoming POTUS.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


What's the story behind :henget: though?

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Karl Sharks posted:

What's the story behind :henget: though?

It's based off :mrgw:

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
It's turtles all the way down.

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


Veskit posted:

It's based off :mrgw:

And :mrgw: is catching a chicken.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

BurntCornMuffin posted:

And :mrgw: is catching a chicken.

A lady one


:henget:

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


I'm betting it will be possible to ID the owners of television stations by looking for the people who have visible erections continuously for the next year and a half. Even the women owners.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

I'm curious, are these polls limiting themselves to some sort of likely voter model, or just slamming likely, unlikely, and never voted before voters together to get percentages? I ask because of the handful of people I've actually met who are down with Trump, almost all of them are the type of people who never vote. Bush, Walker, Rubio, Cruz, and Rand supporters on the other hand are the type who don't just vote but go to local meetings of conservative political groups.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Evil Fluffy posted:

This might be scary if there was any chance of him ever becoming POTUS.

Yeah, this is clearly him trying, awkwardly, to mimic Trump's strategy of saying outrageous bullshit.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
You guys, John Kasich was on a committee!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYDpIaO_kF4

Bob Ojeda
Apr 15, 2008

I AM A WHINY LITTLE EMOTIONAL BITCH BABY WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR

IF YOU SEE ME POSTING REMIND ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

RE: No longer homicidal

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Joementum posted:

You guys, John Kasich was on a committee!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYDpIaO_kF4

We can all agree that there's nothing worse than those inexperienced 2 Term Presidents and Secretaries of State.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


looks like he left someone out :cool:

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

Gyges posted:

I'm curious, are these polls limiting themselves to some sort of likely voter model, or just slamming likely, unlikely, and never voted before voters together to get percentages? I ask because of the handful of people I've actually met who are down with Trump, almost all of them are the type of people who never vote. Bush, Walker, Rubio, Cruz, and Rand supporters on the other hand are the type who don't just vote but go to local meetings of conservative political groups.

Not sure, all polls are conducted differently. The other factor is the Iowa is a caucus, and likely voter polls don't always reflect the actual results.

I just think it's funny how Trumps popularity keeps rising. There are more pissed off people then I had originally thought, and it looks like some of them live in Iowa.

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

I wonder if he called Graham to let him know he wasn't going to be on the add.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Was this from the first time he showed up in a town with only one person at the rally or was this a more recent no-show?

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
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