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clutchpuck posted:I'm not even talking about Buells, but for some reason you bring it up as a negative example of enthusiasm. Who is obsessed? I'm enthusiastic about your lifestyle choices. Duh.
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clutchpuck posted:I'm not even talking about Buells, but for some reason you bring it up as a negative example of enthusiasm. Who is obsessed? Take a deep breath man, what's wrong?
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Slavvy posted:what's wrong? The low effort hurf burf that passes as humor here
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clutchpuck posted:The low effort hurf burf that passes as humor here Sorry man I've been busy and not as able to verbally weed out the scrubs and hone the decent newbies into riders. Y'all are going to have to step it up and become the new forum assholes.
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clutchpuck posted:The low effort hurf burf that passes as humor here You're in the right thread then. Let it all out, hun.
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You gotta work on your material if you keep insisting this is a joke forum. Recycled outrage isn't humor.
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I don't know, I've gotten a few laughs out of here in the past few months. Such as when Chichevache repeatedly breaks his bike.
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clutchpuck posted:You gotta work on your material if you keep insisting this is a joke forum. Recycled outrage isn't humor. I don't usually post about Harleys.  Koruthaiolos posted:I don't know, I've gotten a few laughs out of here in the past few months. Such as when Chichevache repeatedly breaks his bike. 
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Someone in IRC posted the Harley "choppers choppers choppers" rant last night and I felt like the living embodiment of that dude today as my neighbor stopped to talk to me for 10 minutes about my bike as I'm sitting in 93 degree, 60% humidity weather with the sun shining directly on me while squatting over a glorified campfire. He was about 6 minutes into a rant about how he'd have a great motorcycle if his bitch of an ex-wife didn't divorce him and take the house before I rudely interrupted him and told him I was on my lunch break and needed to get moving. Totally expecting to find my bike kicked over in the garage for me being a dick, but gently caress sitting in all black armor in the sun today. When I got back to work people asked me if it was raining outside because I had sweated so profusely that it honestly looked like I was rained upon. Motorcycles are sausage magnets and I'm not gay, so gently caress motorcycles. 
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If you want to attract [non bike having] women you need the opposite of a motorbike: (but seriously, I hear the seats are insanely comfy)
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Renaissance Robot posted:If you want to attract [non bike having] women you need the opposite of a motorbike: I don't know what this is, but I know my fiance would love it. Incredibly cute car. I can already see myself being crippled when I get t-boned in it by a lifted SUV.
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Koruthaiolos posted:I don't know, I've gotten a few laughs out of here in the past few months. Such as when Chichevache repeatedly breaks his bike. For the record, I'm in a restaurant and on my third spit take from the last 20-odd posts.
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Marv Hushman posted:For the record, I'm in a restaurant and on my third spit take from the last 20-odd posts. She's not coming, Marv. Head to the bar.
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Dear Greater Toronto Area riders (squids): If you have ever wondered why your (and by extension, my) insurance rates are so high and you keep getting run over and killed and such, it is because you ride like a bunch of loving IDIOTS. Oh and those microdot led flush mount signals you've got tucked up behind your rear tire next to your chain surrounded license plate-cum-fender? The ones that flicker like a strobe because you didn't bother with installing the appropriate resistor? Why even loving bother.
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Chichevache posted:She's not coming, Marv. Head to the bar. Oh snap Thurman ice burn Vince McMahon etc
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Ripoff posted:Someone in IRC posted the Harley "choppers choppers choppers" rant last night and I felt like the living embodiment of that dude today as my neighbor stopped to talk to me for 10 minutes about my bike as I'm sitting in 93 degree, 60% humidity weather with the sun shining directly on me while squatting over a glorified campfire. He was about 6 minutes into a rant about how he'd have a great motorcycle if his bitch of an ex-wife didn't divorce him and take the house before I rudely interrupted him and told him I was on my lunch break and needed to get moving. Totally expecting to find my bike kicked over in the garage for me being a dick, but gently caress sitting in all black armor in the sun today. You should get a Miata with a/c. Oh wait never mind that's just as gay.
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leica posted:You should get a Miata with a/c. Gay dudes are going about it all wrong with Miata ownership. If I was gay, I'd own a CB750 with the cafe racer treatment, a scrambler bike of sorts, and some sort of Italian monstrosity so I'd be neck-deep in sausage all day every day. 365 days of different dude dongs, brought to you by bikes.
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Linedance posted:Dear Greater Toronto Area riders (squids): I was riding back from my friends' wedding in Niagara Falls a few years ago and a guy & a girl on their litrebikes were swerving in & out of traffic on the QEW, both in shorts & tank tops. Made me just shake my head and lol.
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Ripoff posted:Gay dudes are going about it all wrong with Miata ownership. If I was gay, I'd own a CB750 with the cafe racer treatment, a scrambler bike of sorts, and some sort of Italian monstrosity so I'd be neck-deep in sausage all day every day. 365 days of different dude dongs, brought to you by bikes. Wouldn't just one CHOPPA do the trick?
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Why the gently caress does Honda put cruciform screws on bar-ends instead of allen screws like any sane person?! A 5 minute bar-end removal has turned into having to take the bike to the shop because for some reason one of the two screws seized and stripped.
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Barnsy posted:Why the gently caress does Honda put cruciform screws on bar-ends instead of allen screws like any sane person?! A 5 minute bar-end removal has turned into having to take the bike to the shop because for some reason one of the two screws seized and stripped. They're probably JIS screws, which are designed to self destruct when a Phillips screwdriver touches them.
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Linedance posted:Dear Greater Toronto Area riders (squids): This is odd, because in the land of no helmet laws, insurance rates are super-cheap, since companies don't have to pay out on DOA single-vehicle accidents.
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monsterzero posted:
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Ripoff posted:Gay dudes are going about it all wrong with Miata ownership. If I was gay, I'd own a CB750 with the cafe racer treatment, a scrambler bike of sorts, and some sort of Italian monstrosity so I'd be neck-deep in sausage all day every day. 365 days of different dude dongs, brought to you by bikes. Seriously, if you're a strait chick or a gay dude, bikes will get you laid every minute of every day, but if you aren't, well, they still get you tons of dudes...
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clutchpuck posted:There's exposure, and then there's obsession. Are they really trying to be friendly when they come up to you and ask you when you're going to get a real bike? Because that happened to me at work the other day as I was putting my luggage on to my literbike to head home. 
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HotCanadianChick posted:Are they really trying to be friendly when they come up to you and ask you when you're going to get a real bike? Did he also suggest your leathers made you look fat? Sounds to me like he was awkwardly hitting on you.
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Linedance posted:Did he also suggest your leathers made you look fat? Sounds to me like he was awkwardly hitting on you. Shameful motorcycle gay couldn't tell he was being negged.
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FZ1 is just a beard, really wants a harley and leather chaps but society won't let him.
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Renaissance Robot posted:If you want to attract [non bike having] women you need the opposite of a motorbike: Screw that one, you'll need this: 
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Kidney Stone posted:Screw that one, you'll need this: Unfortunately all a woody Minor will attract is elderly nuns and women who make their own jam. Of course if that's what you're into... (wow that sentence reads a lot more filthily than I thought it would)
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Unfortunately all a woody Minor will attract is elderly nuns and women who make their own jam. Of course if that's what you're into... It's a gift that a lot of brits have.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Unfortunately all a woody Minor will attract is elderly nuns and women who make their own jam. Of course if that's what you're into... Those things are awesome. (NB: The only person I've ever met who owned one was a gorgeous blonde hippie musician vegan type. Who almost certainly made her own jam.)
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Today I had a long rear end day at work with a few co workers pissing me off so I took a long way home to chill out. On this drive near the end I realized I was coming up on the crash site of a rider who died a few months back and I saw it when I went past. I decided to turn around and just go sit at it for a bit and think. I turned around and had to park a ways down the road cause of the particular place he crashed. I was walking the 150 yards or so up to the memorial when a car that passed me pulls over right next to it. I keep goin and it's a few ladies, a guy, and a child. The last one getting out has balloons. I get closer and I can see "Happy Birthday" on them as she's tying them up to the memorial. It was the guy's birthday today. Since I was that close I said Hello and just that I was another rider who had heard about what happened and happened to be passing by and stopped, but it was obvious they were having a private moment so I would leave, and that I was sorry for them. Didn't really plan on posting a downer story today but I thought I would because it reminds me that those times you hear people justifying riding recklessly by saying "It's only me that gets hurt" are talking complete poo poo. Not even counting the videos I've seen of bikes flipping cars, you leave people behind. In the words of reddit: Be safe out there, guys.
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