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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Who's tipped at this point to take over from Rogers? Smarsh or Burns or someone else?

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

BlindSite posted:

Who's tipped at this point to take over from Rogers? Smarsh or Burns or someone else?

Smarsh but he's going to be playing at Trent bridge I reckon in Voges spot. Could be a good chance to slide Clarke to 5

Unimpressed
Feb 13, 2013

gabensraum posted:

I find this guy's measurement of all-rounders interesting. Especially Australia's:
http://www.theroar.com.au/2014/01/05/history-of-cricket-all-rounders-part-two/

Interesting article. Also interesting how the guy used a third of his profile to explain that "He's not Arabic!".

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1

Unimpressed posted:

Interesting article. Also interesting how the guy used a third of his profile to explain that "He's not Arabic!".

Ha christ.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Australia is going to be pretty poo poo for the next few years. I think we may even lose a couple of home series.

e: it sure would be nice to watch some cricket tonight.

Airstream Driver fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Aug 1, 2015

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
At least it's NZ and WI this summer so it'll be two easy wins

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Scylo posted:

At least it's NZ and WI this summer so it'll be two easy wins

Most likely :(

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
To the surprise of probably no-one, Wood replaces Anderson for Trent Bridge. Plunkett, Rashid and Footitt are the non-playing squad members. Lyth will open.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Australia will have Australian bowling conditions still with a decent bowling attack. I wouldn't be too worried. Bowling matters the most in cricket.

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Aaah Paddy Power...

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

biglads posted:

Aaah Paddy Power...



Agreed I love paedophiles

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


I think they are referring to the fact that he is currently in prison.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

biglads posted:

Aaah Paddy Power...



Trigger warning that poo poo

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
I actually like Wood. Batting or bowling he had a huge grin on his face the whole time as if he was just super pleased to be playing for England.

monkeu
Jun 1, 2000

by Reene

Negligent posted:

I actually like Wood. Batting or bowling he had a huge grin on his face the whole time as if he was just super pleased to be playing for England.

Would you say he's the yin to Anderson's yang? That's an aussie reference. Which one of them reads books?!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Jimmy probably reads the Racing Post and the Northern Echo.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Bangladesh are going to draw a test series with South Africa by scheduling it during the rainy season.

Smart.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
If you don't want maxwell in the australian test team you aren't a fan of test cricket.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



I reckon Jimmy reads Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy and Turgenev, maybe sometimes dipping into a bit of Nietzsche to lighten the mood a little.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Dead Goon posted:

I reckon Jimmy reads Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy and Turgenev, maybe sometimes dipping into a bit of Nietzsche to lighten the mood a little.

If you asked Jimmy about Dostoyevsky he would answer that we should send him back where he came from and leave the EU.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dead Goon posted:

I reckon Jimmy reads Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy and Turgenev, maybe sometimes dipping into a bit of Nietzsche to lighten the mood a little.

A good northern socialist like Jimmy wouldn't read Tsarist filth like Dostoyevsky. His bookshelf contains the english translation of das kapital, a biography of Nye Bevan and several hundred issues of whippet fancier's digest.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Pigeon Racer International (they sometimes talk about events in Scotland)

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Reminder that Gilchrist actually read Marx on tour.

He owns so hard.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

-Spiffy- posted:

Reminder that Gilchrist actually read Marx on tour.

He owns so hard.

loving book readers, I bet he doesn't even think it's ok to racially abuse people in public.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

gently caress that, I'd be in Warnie's room watching American Pie, Dude Where's My Car and Van Wilder.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Imagine being on tour with Hayden Langer Warne McGrath Lee

Im amazed he lasted as long as he did.

monkeu
Jun 1, 2000

by Reene

jazzyhattrick posted:

loving book readers, I bet he doesn't even think it's ok to racially abuse people in public.

Asking someone yelling at you to use a language they know that you both understand... such horrific racial abuse :qq:

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

monkeu posted:

Asking someone yelling at you to use a language they know that you both understand... such horrific racial abuse :qq:

A shire bogan screaming speak english at somebody from the subcontinent has a specific cultural cache you seem to blithely ignore.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

monkeu posted:

Asking someone yelling at you to use a language they know that you both understand... such horrific racial abuse :qq:


imo its not racist because its just a fact that black people look like apes

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Byolante posted:

A shire bogan screaming speak english at somebody from the subcontinent has a specific cultural cache you seem to blithely ignore.

He is from the Eastern Suburbs ??

monkeu
Jun 1, 2000

by Reene

Byolante posted:

A shire bogan screaming speak english at somebody from the subcontinent has a specific cultural cache you seem to blithely ignore.

Maybe next time someone's yelling at him in a language he doesn't understand he should just duck off to the library quickly and get a translation dictionary instead of telling them to use the language they both speak and understand.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
As if he didn't understand what was being said to him. He is an oaf but not a complete idiot. He has spent a lot of time in India and you tend to pick up the swears pretty quickly. He was doing it (imo) to annoy Rohit Sharma and to get him to swear in front of the umpire like an internet troll trying to lure someone into being banned.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Also, what triggered this was a hugely unsporting bit of cricket from the Indian batsmen. Warner said something like "I say that is a bit unsporting" and Rohit Sharma went mental with abuse.

Now Warner did cross a line and should have been suspended for it but he was also in the right to question the Indian batsmen for running off a deflection.

EDIT

I might be wrong and it might be that the Australians only thought it deflected off Sharma's pad. I am trying to track down a video because I am just going off memory. Either way Warner was fine questioning what he thought was a bit of unsporting cricket. It is like questioning a batsman for not walking. Obviously Warner is a cretin but I don't see why Sharma needed to explode at him with expletives over it either.

Burn Down Canberra fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Aug 2, 2015

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Also, what triggered this was a hugely unsporting bit of cricket from the Indian batsmen. Warner said something like "I say that is a bit unsporting" and Rohit Sharma went mental with abuse.

Now Warner did cross a line and should have been suspended for it but he was also in the right to question the Indian batsmen for running off a deflection.

EDIT

I might be wrong and it might be that the Australians only thought it deflected off Sharma's pad. I am trying to track down a video because I am just going off memory. Either way Warner was fine questioning what he thought was a bit of unsporting cricket. It is like questioning a batsman for not walking. Obviously Warner is a cretin but I don't see why Sharma needed to explode at him with expletives over it either.

You are absolutely wrong. The Indian batsmen ran an overthrow with no deflection off anyone, and Warner's "questioning" involved plenty of aggressive swearing and yelling at close quarters.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Smorgasbord posted:

You are absolutely wrong. The Indian batsmen ran an overthrow with no deflection off anyone, and Warner's "questioning" involved plenty of aggressive swearing and yelling at close quarters.

Yep Warner thought it had deflected from the angle he viewed it from and got too aggressive. It wasn't his place to say anything in the first place though.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

monkeu posted:

Asking someone yelling at you to use a language they know that you both understand... such horrific racial abuse :qq:
thanks for this post, warnie

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

So if Qatar gets stripped of the world cup, at least there is another corrupt sporting agency prepared to take advantage of the bribe money.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/story/905503.html

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


We're about to play Zimbabwe???

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

We're about to play Zimbabwe???

Yes. 2 ODIs then 3 ODIs v South Africa.

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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Guptill gonna Guptill.

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