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Helith posted:To my British eyes that looks like a picture of lumpy runny cream on scones.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 07:53 |
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Picnic Princess posted:When I was in Thailand, we tried shrimp chips. They were alright. But they don't hold a candle to a different convenience store specialty: pork floss. I had some awesome sweetcorn chips when I was out there, they were delicious. What's Pork Floss like? I really want to try that.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 08:25 |
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Who the gently caress adds cheese to their gravy? Who gave them that idea even?
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 08:25 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:Who the gently caress adds cheese to their gravy? Who gave them that idea even? It's just Parmesan, and not very much of it even. Kinda wanna try that now, actually.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 08:32 |
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de la peche posted:I had some awesome sweetcorn chips when I was out there, they were delicious. What's Pork Floss like? I really want to try that. fluffy jerky. it's awesome.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 08:33 |
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Yeah, it's like super salty meat flavoured cotton candy.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 08:34 |
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Helith posted:Yeah, I've just done some googling and worked out that 'white gravy' is bechamel sauce essentially and that in America many sauces are called gravy. In the UK only brown gravy is called gravy which is why it looked so odd to me and biscuits look just like scones so it makes me think 'sweet'. It's essentially a bechamel with sausage and meat drippings. Just like a lot of Western sauces are "like this French mother sauce, but". That being said, I'd totally encourage all to try biscuits and gravy. It's not healthy or smart, but done right, it's amazing.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 08:35 |
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Here is my recipe for biscuits and gravy. I make it every now and then, and it's in every diner in Oregon, but this is my favorite version. I tried to make it Euro-friendly with the units and ingredients used. Biscuits:
One biscuit will serve one person. You want to cover the biscuits entirely with gravy and have a little bit left over on the sides. It is a calorie bomb, and a gut bomb, but it's really tasty fatty indulgence that is good comfort food.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 11:42 |
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AnonSpore posted:...Watery leek risotto with prosciutto over it? Yeah the crime here is lovely risotto.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 12:01 |
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These are a thing in Japan now: wasabi-mayo Pringles. If I can find one of the little cans, I'll do a trip report because I'll be hosed if I'm downing a whole 7 oz. can of them by myself. They are apparently delicious
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 13:39 |
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NLJP posted:Yeah the crime here is lovely risotto. I maintain even good risotto doesn't photograph that well. You mostly gotta rely on having distracting colors when you plate it.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 14:20 |
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Tree Goat posted:I maintain even good risotto doesn't photograph that well. You mostly gotta rely on having distracting colors when you plate it. Color does seem to help. Now to make up for posting a picture of good food, have some bacon jam.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 14:34 |
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kinmik posted:They are apparently delicious I'd believe it.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 14:57 |
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I don't understand how bacon could possibly be 'paleo'.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 14:58 |
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Loomer posted:I don't understand how bacon could possibly be 'paleo'. Sodium nitrite, just like the cavemen used to eat!
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 15:09 |
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Loomer posted:I don't understand how bacon could possibly be 'paleo'. A paleolithic man definitely could have put pumpkin in coffee
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 15:11 |
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Remember the pumpkin spice thread? I hope it comes back.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 15:16 |
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SymmetryrtemmyS posted:Here is my recipe for biscuits and gravy. I make it every now and then, and it's in every diner in Oregon, but this is my favorite version. I tried to make it Euro-friendly with the units and ingredients used. Thanks for the recipe, I might try it out of curiosity though it's far too much cream for my taste and seems like it would be far too rich and heavy for breakfast. I think I wouldn't be able to move after a portion of that. I've tried to make it even more UK friendly as there is a huge gulf between cooking / baking methods, terminology and ingredients from the US.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 15:31 |
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Helith posted:Thanks for the recipe, I might try it out of curiosity though it's far too much cream for my taste and seems like it would be far too rich and heavy for breakfast. I think I wouldn't be able to move after a portion of that. Kosher salt isn't the same thing as coarse-grained or sea salt. It's small flakes, bigger than table salt but smaller than sea salt's big loving pebbles. Also I love that article from The Register, where all the commenters say it looks like vomit. Guys, you're British, you don't get to criticize how anyone else's food looks.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 15:54 |
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cash crab posted:I have to loving make this. If you do it, and keep up the rate of trip reports that you have been, I have a glimpse into your future:
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 16:30 |
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If you don't have buttermilk, add a tablespoon of lemon juice to a scant cup of milk (per cup). Buttermilk is sour milk, it's nothing like sour cream! Edit: also shortening is not lard, it's partially hydrogenated vegetable oil. It's white, soft, smooth, and tasteless, and often sold under the brand Crisco. Idk if you guys have an equivalent. pookel has a new favorite as of 16:40 on Aug 1, 2015 |
# ? Aug 1, 2015 16:37 |
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:If you do it, and keep up the rate of trip reports that you have been, I have a glimpse into your present: ftfy Also, trip reports are really just my way of eating normally and also telling people about it.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 16:52 |
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cash crab posted:ftfy #HonorMyCurves
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 17:08 |
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Thank you all for supporting my disgusting habits. Anywho:
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 17:13 |
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Please no bodyshaming itt
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 17:14 |
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pookel posted:If you don't have buttermilk, add a tablespoon of lemon juice to a scant cup of milk (per cup). Buttermilk is sour milk, it's nothing like sour cream! Vegetable shortening is vegetable oil modified to substitute for lard. We now know that it's actually worse for us than lard because trans fats are worse than naturally saturated fats. Shortening in general is any purified solid fat used for cooking.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 17:19 |
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pienipple posted:Vegetable shortening is vegetable oil modified to substitute for lard. We now know that it's actually worse for us than lard because trans fats are worse than naturally saturated fats.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 18:07 |
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Crisco was made as a lard replacement, it should be pretty much identical. Lard might have a slight flavor but it shouldn't contribute to a great extent. British pies, even sweet ones, typically use suet or lard in the dough, while American pies nowadays are likelier to use butter or shortening, but I think the doughs end up very similar in taste, even if the textures and flakiness are different.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 18:14 |
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SymmetryrtemmyS posted:[*]341 grams all purpose flour, chilled (plain flour)
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:00 |
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Desperado Bones posted:I think I caught a glimpse of shrimp flavored chips in one of my town's supermarkets, on the imported things aisle. But I don't remember the brand. Are shrimp flavored chips even good? I'm afraid of buying something expensive that tastes like poo poo. they're tasty but they smell awful
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:02 |
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Tree Goat posted:British pies, even sweet ones, typically use suet or lard in the dough, while American pies nowadays are likelier to use butter or shortening, but I think the doughs end up very similar in taste, even if the textures and flakiness are different. Incidentally, there may be an American definition of "suet" I'm not familiar with, but where I grew up, "suet" was some sort of leftover meat fat packed with seeds and nuts that you fed to squirrels or birds. It was not for human consumption.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:05 |
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Same stuff, just with seeds pressed into it. Suet is hard, raw fat. Birds will eat it. But humans can eat it too! [don't eat suet sold for birds]
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:10 |
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Helith posted:Thanks for the recipe, I might try it out of curiosity though it's far too much cream for my taste and seems like it would be far too rich and heavy for breakfast. I think I wouldn't be able to move after a portion of that. It's extremely rich and heavy, yeah. It's a farmer's meal - made to give you a bunch of calories so you don't starve by lunch. A bit much for the modern man, but it'll tide you over til dinner. As far as the shortening, that's an artifact of an earlier version, which used both butter and lard. I consolidated them to just butter, but forgot to change the instructions. Half-and-half isn't exactly half cream, half milk, by the way. That's what it may have meant once, but it's just another type of cream now, and is 12-15% milkfat (slightly below single cream, at 18%). Technically, half single cream and half half cream would give you the same fat content as half-and-half. If you can't find single cream, you can use double cream - but water it down with milk by a lot, like 3:1. SymmetryrtemmyS has a new favorite as of 21:28 on Aug 1, 2015 |
# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:25 |
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suet is the hard fat around beef kidneys. it's used for traditiotional English Christmas pudding.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:54 |
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Nobody puts cheese in sawmill gravy, that's some bullshit right there. Also y'all are being too complicated with the gravy recipes. Just cook down some properly seasoned pork breakfast sausage in a pan, remove the meat and make a roux with the rendered fat, then once it's just barely stopped smelling raw (you want a light blond roux basically), you stir in cream or milk or whatever. Season to taste and add a shitload of black pepper. Add back some of the crumbled sausage before you serve it. And if you're gonna make biscuits with butter, you should freeze it overnight and then use a cheese grater to cut it into the flour. That way you get tiny chunks that are ice cold, which is really important for proper biscuits. Handle the dough as little as humanly possible before it goes in the oven so you get a really great rise on them and they stay flaky and delicious.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:52 |
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Skinny King Pimp posted:Nobody puts cheese in sawmill gravy, that's some bullshit right there. Also y'all are being too complicated with the gravy recipes. Just cook down some properly seasoned pork breakfast sausage in a pan, remove the meat and make a roux with the rendered fat, then once it's just barely stopped smelling raw (you want a light blond roux basically), you stir in cream or milk or whatever. Season to taste and add a shitload of black pepper. Add back some of the crumbled sausage before you serve it. I saw all these long rear end ingredient lists. Ridiculous. All you need for the gravy is Sausage Flour Milk Salt and pepper to taste. All this poo poo about caramelizing onions and poo poo? No. Stop.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:36 |
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EZipperelli posted:
Although white pepper is an awfully nice addition.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:13 |
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Samizdata posted:Although white pepper is an awfully nice addition. I kinda like using black pepper in my sausage gravy. I think it adds something to the way the gravy looks when it gets poured on the biscuits.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 01:02 |
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EZipperelli posted:
If you want a plain-rear end gravy, sure. I like mine to have some flavor. Sage adds a delicious background note that really fills out the sausage flavor, and I don't think anyone can argue against onions, garlic, or bacon in sawmill gravy. You can do it plain, and it'll be edible, but I figure you might as well put in the extra effort for a once-in-a-while meal.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 01:11 |
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I can definitely argue against those things and am doing so right now. Garlic and onions have no place in sawmill gravy. However, you can make sawmill gravy with bacon grease instead of sausage grease and it's delicious.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 01:21 |