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David Copperfield posted:Mankoff and BEK have parties with ted rall about holding down comics as serious art Ted Rall has a style, even if it's lovely, unlike some of the Yorker failures.
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 "Okay, I signed the murder confession. Just please put down my husband, Endora."  "gently caress shoes."
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let me just bring back an old standby for a second "I've heard of married couples driving each other up the wall, but this is ridiculous!" "I've heard of getting down to business, but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 1, 2015 22:32
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Nash Regex posted:
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steinrokkan posted:Ted Rall has a style, even if it's lovely, That's like saying Mao had a style of farming
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Aug 1, 2015 23:09
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David Copperfield posted:That's like saying Mao had a style of farming Fortunately most political cartoonists aren't responsible for the lives of milolions.
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Aug 1, 2015 23:17
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 "There's a giant chicken in the next cubicle. Also you're fired."
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Aug 1, 2015 23:27
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"They say Frank is the cock of the walk"
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Aug 1, 2015 23:35
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Egbert Souse posted:
It's a diversity scheme, we don't want a black guy ruining the office open plan.
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The Sphinxster posted:
This is good.
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Aug 2, 2015 00:07
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 "Yes, this is Barry Egan, I am calling in regards of what took place the other night... I just wanted to tell everybody I know it was not fair what you did to me... and I am expecting my money back. I realize you have my home phone number... I'm away on vacation right now, if you guys wanna reach me... shortly I will be home and we can discuss how you can return my money. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure that the Police can be contacted and I could do that... and I feel like it's warranted, so let's figure something out! Like I said, I'll be home shortly, give me a call. Ok, thank you."
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:At least half of all captions will be Seinfeld references.   who told you to put the bomb on? did i tell you to put the bomb on?!  when's jerry gonna come see the baby?!  master of the house, doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open arm  what do you mean i'm not sponge-worthy?!  i found the unicorn that makes your socks, mr pitt  NEWMAN!!  yeah, well the jerk store called and they're runnin' out of you!  MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE!  i would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable  who throws away a perfectly good watch?!  call me art vandelay  seinfeld, party of four!  it's time for the airing of grievances  what's the deal with birdseed?  so who's still master of their domain?  SERENITY NOW  BUT YOU'RE THEIR TOP SELLER!  MULVA???  i've decided you're sponge-worthy  excuse me, mr steinbrenner...?  you're an anti-dentite  so, you say it's a show about nothing?!  crazy joe devolla...  and i'm not saying there's anything wrong with that...  there is no pig-boy  i'd drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable  did you hear the one about the rabbi and the priest who walk into a bar...?  i knopw you can hear me...  i'll decide what's relevant  too bad. i've got a thing for short, stocky, balding men...  what if we did cotton uniforms?  he could never be a banker!
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Aug 2, 2015 00:30
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"I'm a not a loving Wolfman, I'm Armenian goddamn it!"
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let me in mom!!! posted:
This one really speaks to me.
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Aug 2, 2015 00:48
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"It's not a chicken; this is what T-Rex actually looked like."
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Aug 2, 2015 02:13
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"There's plenty of seats up front."
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let me in mom!!! posted:
Every one of these is perfect.
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Aug 2, 2015 02:48
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"Please, why are you doing this to me?"
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Aug 2, 2015 02:50
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"Carmen Sandiego-sempai has to notice me now."
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Aug 2, 2015 02:53
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"Looks like you're left behind, Jim."
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Aug 2, 2015 02:57
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"Yup, that's poo poo alright."
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Aug 2, 2015 02:59
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"My desk is all hosed up. Seriously. Look at my phone: it's like a hot dog, I have to reach all the way across to get my pen out of that stupid holder thing, I don't even have a blotter, my post-its are all the way to the far left and don't even get me started on the man behind me who sodomizes anyone who sits in that chair."
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"Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago."
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Aug 2, 2015 03:07
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"Chili in a bread bowl, George, a bread bowl!"
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Aug 2, 2015 03:17
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"This is the part of the dream where you turn around and your boss has has glasses on his forehead but no eyes. You already know what you're going to see when you turn around, but you turn around anyway..."
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Aug 2, 2015 03:18
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"No he's not dead. The blowfish poison leaves him unable to move or speak, but he's still fully conscious. Trust me, this will be the ultimate cuck." "Ha ha ha, that's right, yeah EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE FREAK WITH THE ROCKET ON HIS BACK. Well guess what, missy..." "This is shaping up to be a really hosed up issue of 'The Babysitters Club.'" "No, these are for the Creation Science Museum." "A workmate came out as a brony today."  "No I just stuck it up there with some Handi Tak." "You just have one of those faces I wanna punch so bad." "My superpowers is that I can fly, but only one inch off the ground." "What if there had been an actual monkey in there you loving idiot?"
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Aug 2, 2015 03:38
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"This is gonna be the biggest bubble I ever blew."
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Aug 2, 2015 03:41
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"One of these days I'm gonna blow my brains out."
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 "Shows what that building inspector knows. 'The floor only rated for 20 tons' my rear end."
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 "Ba'al will be pleased."
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Aug 2, 2015 03:47
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 "It's a backpack that sprays your yard for bugs."
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Aug 2, 2015 03:51
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 "I've heard of watercolors but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 2, 2015 03:56
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"No way actual Miss America models have tits that big."
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Bruce Kison posted:
"They put a WHAT in the White House?"
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Aug 2, 2015 04:04
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 "Guess who got laid last night."
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"Sexual reassignment surgery sure has come a long way."
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