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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress lions i hope they all die now

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
pictured: me on the left with my prized kill

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

gently caress lions i hope they all die now



underground lions? someone dig them up?!!

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Supposedly the brother lion was not killed.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeN8saLI1IE

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

pretty m*ssed up imo

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
People should be allowed to hunt lions but you can only mount ones head in your den if you actually beat it in an arena fight. You can use a combat knife if you want but then you have to put an red asterisk on the lions nose

Shooting a big cat that was just hangin out sunbathing should be met with.. well, complete societal ostracization I guess

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.
congrats on your upcoming 12th birthday, angry bird!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Lets just get it over with and eradicated all non-domesticated animal life on the planet.

More humane to do it quickly than drag it out for decades imo.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

rich white men own

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

toggle posted:

rich white men own everything

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

I said come in! posted:

Supposedly the brother lion was not killed.

Jericho seems way more badass than Cecil. I hope his death was faked so he could make a montage of training to get ready to hunt down the dentist for revenge. You're welcome Hollywood.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Jukeboxblues posted:

Jericho seems way more badass than Cecil. I hope his death was faked so he could make a montage of training to get ready to hunt down the dentist for revenge. You're welcome Hollywood.

The best possible ending to this story would be PETA smuggling Jericho into the U.S. and he mauls the dentist to death.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

InterFaced posted:

Guns are for pussies you beta bitch. Walk up to a lion punch it in the face and tear its pussy head off next time. You might want to consider getting swole first.

call someone with a gun a pussy beta bitch to their face not over the internet

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Chomp8645 posted:

The best possible ending to this story would be PETA smuggling Jericho into the U.S. and he mauls the dentist to death.

and then the lion mauls all PETA members present

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Is that dude still hiding?

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

A SECOND LION HAS HIT THE TOWER

Jericho isn't dead. His tracking collar indicates that he's moving... and with a female. :heysexy: Also Jericho is only Cecil's brother in the from another mother sense. I don't know where this "brothers" thing came from since he and Cecil were rivals at times, and it was originally believed he was going to kill Cecil's cubs.

Jericho Isn't Cecil's Brother And Is Probably Still Alive, Lion Researcher Says

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Robo Reagan posted:

call someone with a gun a pussy beta bitch to their face not over the internet
ive done this a couple of times but used more cutting and emasculating words. also i had reasons to do it, like that specific person was being dangerous or annoying about their guns

whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Aug 2, 2015

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

ive done this a couple of times but used more cutting and emasculating words. also i had reasons to do it, like that specific person was being dangerous or annoying about their guns

Lol yeah you sure have

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Lol yeah you sure have

yeah the last one i did that too was my ex father in lol shot himself thru the arm cleaning his gun. my stepdaughter was visiting in the room next door when he did that, it lodged in the ceiling of the room she was in.

she was the one who had to call 9/11 for him cause he too in pain and shock or whatever old conservative pussybitch white guys call it when they remember that theyve been weak rear end punks all along

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
its funny to me that those are the kind of people you willingly call family



have you tried cleaning a loaded gun except while staring down the barrel just to make sure you got everything before? if not, you should

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

its funny to me that those are the kind of people you willingly call family



have you tried cleaning a loaded gun except while staring down the barrel just to make sure you got everything before? if not, you should

reading comprehension is strong with this one

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

its funny to me that those are the kind of people you willingly call family



have you tried cleaning a loaded gun except while staring down the barrel just to make sure you got everything before? if not, you should

it appears my anecdote about an unremarkable angry white fuckup owning himself harder than anyone else ever could hit a little too close to home for u

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

apparently you can, because the lion is still alive

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007


Lmao I take it all back. This Minnesotian dentist is hosed

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Melmac posted:



Lmao I take it all back. This Minnesotian dentist is hosed

:eyepop:

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

pictured: me on the left with my prized kill


Is that like an all-terrain rascal you're trying to hide behind that majestic beast? This is american_hunter.jpg

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Melmac posted:



Lmao I take it all back. This Minnesotian dentist is hosed

jesus loving christ people its just a goddamn lion

do people realize the lion king was fiction

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Melmac posted:



Lmao I take it all back. This Minnesotian dentist is hosed

Some one dram the lion plz can't see it

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Fojar38 posted:

jesus loving christ people its just a goddamn lion

do people realize the lion king was fiction

its part of a promotion for an upcoming discovery channel show about endangered animals, they just added cecil to the creatures they were displaying

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Has anyone said "So long, gay lion!" yet?

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Another day, another doctor. Do they just get off on doing it to the illegal ones or something?

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
People are stupid its a dumb gay lion who cares

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
listen man *wipes brow with $100 bill* i spend every day protecting the lives and health of other living beings, i deserve a vacation from decency and mercy just as much as the next guy

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Sometimes you just want to go elbow deep in some bloody flesh without having to worry about saving a life, just let go and relax. It just feels refreshing, like NASCAR drivers must feel when they take a right turn.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
If there's something I learned from this here is that if it happens enough, people stop giving a poo poo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I have a .303 would that be an efficient round for dropping a big dumb cat? I also want to drop a big dumb elephant and maybe a rhino if I can find one, let me know

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Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

If there's something I learned from this here is that if it happens enough, people stop giving a poo poo

If there's something I learned from this is that you're only 9 years away from drinking legally.

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