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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

ronaldo's a f*ck*ng savage

quote:

When Aline learned that Ronaldo was in Oz, the Brazilian-born model and make-up ­artist sent him a message on Instagram, asking if he had ­received a fan ­letter from her boyfriend Alex.

But replies from the 30-year-old turned racy, as he asked her in their native Portuguese: “Can I have a photo when you are in the gym?”

When she told him: “No, my boyfriend would not be happy”, Ronaldo boldly replied: “No one knows, baby. Quiet.”

He added: “I do not show anybody.”

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
She doesn't understand instagram.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

e: nvm

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


straight up brolic posted:

ronaldo's a f*ck*ng savage

I can't get enough of these planted stories about how much Ronaldo likes women :allears:

Hardflip
Jul 21, 2007

Strawman posted:

I can't get enough of these planted stories about how much Ronaldo likes women :allears:

2018 ronaldo comes out and irina has a dong

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Strawman posted:

I can't get enough of these planted stories about how much Ronaldo likes women :allears:

I do like how this one is made to sound controversial but he's not even asking for a nude pic and also it reminds you that he really likes exercising.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:


Once a Blue

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
god he looks like poo poo. not even 30 yet, celtic people are almost subhuman

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
http://gfycat.com/EnchantedPowerlessBluebreastedkookaburra

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

straight up brolic posted:

ronaldo's a f*ck*ng savage

http://www.101greatgoals.com/top-stories/fifa-i-dont-give-a-f-cristiano-ronaldo-storms-out-of-interview-again-video/

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
.

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
[video type="youtu"]zA--AL-7jj4[/video]

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

JFairfax posted:

[video type="youtu"]zA--AL-7jj4[/video]

nice code

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

I love that last double-take as if to say, "Sun, are you still here?"

What a caveman

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I am on a phone and drunk

pdog
May 7, 2013
Since Ronald chat is happening in here

http://lebuzz.eurosport.co.uk/viral/cristiano-ronaldos-wedding-present-for-jorge-mendes-was-absolutely-ridiculous-626/

Some BS about how he bought Mendes a Greek island.

Maybe he wants to take all the chicks there?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Casillas had a pretty sweet penalty save this weekend

https://vine.co/v/eHzlx2DujPn

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Only way to improve that is if he did a little dance around his dead body

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I wonder how he sleeps at night.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Football League Managers XI



It's one of those silly pre-season things, but hey. Never knew Dean Saunders won something with Galatasaray.

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
I just discovered that Petr Cech has a youtube channel of him playing bland rock drum covers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8xdd1EKkjE

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

trem_two posted:

Casillas had a pretty sweet penalty save this weekend

https://vine.co/v/eHzlx2DujPn

And yet he still looks sad to be doing badass saves in a Porto shirt.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Barry Shitpeas posted:

I just discovered that Petr Cech has a youtube channel of him playing bland rock drum covers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8xdd1EKkjE

These are incredibly boring, but good for him to have a hobby I guess.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

lol at you not posting his cover of cheers by rihanna, which is by far the funniest one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hJ8Lp4yn_0

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJTXToSrrzU

An American-oriented (I guess?) Bundesliga promo that is guaranteed to be the longest minute and 55 seconds of your life

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Xabi posted:

I wonder how he sleeps at night.

Yeah, must suck to always be rolling around when you're on your back.

edit: I thought this -

blue footed boobie posted:

These are incredibly boring, but good for him to have a hobby I guess.

was referring to this -

vyelkin posted:

And yet he still looks sad to be doing badass saves in a Porto shirt.

and it made sense.

Soulex fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Aug 3, 2015

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Real Name Grover posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJTXToSrrzU

An American-oriented (I guess?) Bundesliga promo that is guaranteed to be the longest minute and 55 seconds of your life
wrong thread!

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I can't stop laughing at the Petr Cech videos. It's hilarious that he thinks people want to see him playing the boring drum tracks of pop songs.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Israeli team in a friendly vs CSKA Sofia lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjIt3pMHtkA

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Vegetable posted:

It's hilarious that he thinks people want to see him playing the boring drum tracks of pop songs.

Vegetable posted:

I can't stop laughing at the Petr Cech videos.

Vegetable posted:

It's hilarious that he thinks people want to see him playing the boring drum tracks of pop songs.

Vegetable posted:

I can't stop laughing at the Petr Cech videos.

Vegetable posted:

It's hilarious that he thinks people want to see him playing the boring drum tracks of pop songs.

Vegetable posted:

I can't stop laughing at the Petr Cech videos.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Real Name Grover posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJTXToSrrzU

An American-oriented (I guess?) Bundesliga promo that is guaranteed to be the longest minute and 55 seconds of your life

i liked it

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

African AIDS cum posted:

Israeli team in a friendly vs CSKA Sofia lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjIt3pMHtkA

Lmao. Good on the Bulgarians for doing their bit to kick racism out of football.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

African AIDS cum posted:

Israeli team in a friendly vs CSKA Sofia lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjIt3pMHtkA

lol

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I imagine Jozy would do this too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l5ojoe5oLc

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

African AIDS cum posted:

Israeli team in a friendly vs CSKA Sofia lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjIt3pMHtkA

Savages.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

jyrka posted:

Savages.

I know, they shouldn't even be a part of uefa

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Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

African AIDS cum posted:

I know, they shouldn't even be a part of uefa

lmao

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