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Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
Zorn and Thorn are great because they're silly enough to serve as decent comic relief but unsettling enough to wonder what's going on with those guys.

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zfleeman
Mar 12, 2014

I wonder how you spell Tabasco.
I remember Zorn and Thorn's fusion dance/transformation scene being highly gross and disturbing.

OP, how much time have you logged in the game so far? Curious how long it will take me to catch up.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

This is probably about 2 hours in if you're not grinding anything or jumping rope a thousand times.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Fister Roboto posted:

This is probably about 2 hours in if you're not grinding anything or jumping rope a thousand times.

An hour twenty if you're TASing. :v:

AzraelNewtype
Nov 9, 2004

「ブレストバーン!!」

KataraniSword posted:

Also you know if there's any patch to restore 16 bit graphics, it sure as hell wouldn't be official. Square seems married to its "everything must be in HD at all times" motif as of late with remakes.

Sure, but it doesn't have to be official. At least one of Square's Steam sins has been rectified by a fan. I mean, not that this version is worth playing even with a de-touch-uglified interface, but you can't tell me it doesn't look better this way.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Fister Roboto posted:

This is probably about 2 hours in if you're not grinding anything or jumping rope a thousand times.

I highly doubt it unless you're really speeding through the game. We've gone through Alexandria, Evil Forest, Ice Cavern, Dali and the cargo ship stuff, it's more than likely to take you at least several hours.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

zfleeman posted:

OP, how much time have you logged in the game so far? Curious how long it will take me to catch up.

Around 4:30 so far, though I'm going at a very casual pace due to trying to show off everything possible. You could easily get it down to half that otherwise.

L5 Death
Oct 6, 2009

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
And now someone has to buy that.

Kemix
Dec 1, 2013

Because change

Senior Woodchuck posted:

And now someone has to buy that.

There's a reason people make emotes. Popular LPs tend to spur people to so it. I mean from the Etrian Odessy 2/3 LP we got ourselves the :atlus: emote and thanks to Leave's Chrono Trigger LP, we got the :frogleave: emote. Wouldn't surprise me if someone bought a vivi flavor :smith: emote.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Kemix posted:

There's a reason people make emotes. Popular LPs tend to spur people to so it. I mean from the Etrian Odessy 2/3 LP we got ourselves the :atlus: emote and thanks to Leave's Chrono Trigger LP, we got the :frogleave: emote. Wouldn't surprise me if someone bought a vivi flavor :smith: emote.

Only problem I see there is the height. Smilie limits are 90x25. I'm sure someone out there can make it work, though...

Edit
This was the best I could come up with:

Kheldarn fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Jul 31, 2015

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!


I tried, but that's still 29x49 pixels.

L5 Death
Oct 6, 2009


Cropped that sexy floppy hat, dunno if it loses too much in the process.

FeyerbrandX
Oct 9, 2012

small enough, but I don't know if it gives enough :smith:

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
As great as Vivi is, you should spend your money on something better than an emoticon nobody's going to use.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kanfy posted:

As great as Vivi is, you should spend your money on something better than an emoticon nobody's going to use.

It's a nice challenge at least.



e: Alternate take:

Mega64 fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jul 31, 2015

mauman
Jul 30, 2014

Whoever's got the biggest whiskers does the talking.

Mega64 posted:

It's a nice challenge at least.



e: Alternate take:



I like the 2nd one. The lack of a mouth doesn't take away from the melancholy feel. The eyes do it quite nicely.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



This is good.

Rooreelooo
Sep 29, 2007

"Ask not what Spiral Mountain can do for you; ask what you can do for Spiral Mountain."
But without the mouth how can you tell whether he's feeling :smith: or :unsmith: ?

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.

Rooreelooo posted:

But without the mouth how can you tell whether he's feeling :smith: or :unsmith: ?

Look at the shape of the eyes.


I really like this one.

mauman
Jul 30, 2014

Whoever's got the biggest whiskers does the talking.

Rooreelooo posted:

But without the mouth how can you tell whether he's feeling :smith: or :unsmith: ?

Vivi is always :smith:

It's the game's natural state for him.

:smith:

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
I love you for choosing my favourite song from this duo :allears:


Awwwwwwwwwww :smith: that's too much for me now I really hope someone buys it.

If nobody does it by next Friday I'll buy it myself next payday.

AzraelNewtype
Nov 9, 2004

「ブレストバーン!!」

W.T. Fits posted:

Look at the shape of the eyes.

But... the eyes are shaped exactly the same in :smith: and :unsmith:...

BioMe
Aug 9, 2012


Do we still make jokes about goons/autism?

L5 Death
Oct 6, 2009

BioMe posted:

Do we still make jokes about goons/autism?

I was going to write a three paragraph response about the finer points of assburger jokes but then I saw the irony.

zfleeman
Mar 12, 2014

I wonder how you spell Tabasco.
So, gently caress this straight to hell.


e: I was complaining about ePSXe but now I don't need to complain any more.

zfleeman fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Aug 1, 2015

MarquiseMindfang
Jan 6, 2013

vriska (vriska)

zfleeman posted:

So, gently caress this straight to hell.


e: I was complaining about ePSXe but now I don't need to complain any more.

I just do as was suggested earlier in the thread and cap the framerate at like, 20. I've done it legit before back in the day, I don't need to prove myself again. :colbert:

hopeandjoy
Nov 28, 2014



I got into the 70s like once when I played this morning and then foolishly did it again and could only get into the 50s. I think this and my abysmal performance in Project DIVA show how I should never play rhythm games.

zfleeman
Mar 12, 2014

I wonder how you spell Tabasco.

MarquiseMindfang posted:

I just do as was suggested earlier in the thread and cap the framerate at like, 20. I've done it legit before back in the day, I don't need to prove myself again. :colbert:

I finally was able to get the frame limiter to work. Took me forever to finagle ePSXe.

Shinarato
Apr 22, 2013

Kanfy posted:

As great as Vivi is, you should spend your money on something better than an emoticon nobody's going to use.

You say that, but the earthbound thread used to exist.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.






Last time, a lot of crazy stuff happened that resulted in us breaking a giant gate.





But after fourteen updates, we finally arrive at our destination, Lindblum.

ENGINE NOISES





We made it! Come on, cheer up!



It was my fault, wasn't it...?







The cargo ship was wrecked, we lost all the cargo, and South Gate was destroyed! I can't believe I played a part in this debacle!



Yes, Princess!
I didn't mean to get you involved... But you saved us.





Well, now I've made up my mind! I vow to protect you, Princess, until we return to the castle!
How do you feel about that, Dagger? He'll follow you to the end of the world.
It's okay, Zidane.



That's Lindblum Castle!? How gigantic...!
The city of Lindblum is inside the castle.



I see...





Those...black mages and I... Are we...the same...?

FADE TO ENGINE NOISES







Just what seems to be the problem...?
...I don't know.
Master Vivi, why would those mages be the same as you? And why would it matter if they were...?
Rusty's right! You're an individual, no matter what happens, Vivi!
R-Right!

Leave it to ol' Rusty to solve this particular existential crisis. The oaf is wiser than even he probably realizes.





Look, the Falcon's Gate is right in front of us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra6i8AV2yjk





So, Lindblum.





It's...pretty drat big.





And that doesn't just apply to the outside. As we'll see the next couple updates (because it may take that many just to show everything in the city off), the entire explorable area is huge. This is one of the biggest cities in the entire series, possibly even second-biggest after Midgar.







This is Lindblum Grand Castle, and it really lives up to the name.



Yeah. They don't call it Lindblum Grand Castle for nothing.
An indoor airship dock! This is truly amazing...! Even Her Majesty's Red Rose would easily fit in here.



Yes, I came here a few times when I was little... I haven't been here since my father passed away.





Greetings. I am Princess Garnet Til Alexandros. I humbly request an audience with Regent Cid.
You must be kidding! No member of the royal family, let alone a princess, would ever ride in such a shabby airship.



How dare you accuse the princess of lying!? The princess was forced to come here under extreme circumstances!
Then show me some kind of proof of your royal heritage.
Very well...



Call Minister Artania!



Hey, I'm not the idiot with the loud voice, and the dirty, rusty armor.
WHAT!!!?



Oh yeah, I also forgot Artania existed. He's even more forgettable than Doctor Tot.

Sir, we have unknown visitors who wish to see the regent.



You are dismissed. I'll take care of this.
Yes, sir!



It's good to see you, Princess.







We're now given free reign to explore despite us being told to follow a guy.



You look a bit tense. Why don't you relax a bit and listen to my story? Come on, you'll love it. This is your only chance to hear it. Okay, here it goes. When I was 27...





And I was really interested in hearing that story, too.



These guys are much more concise in their dialogue, unfortunately.



Hmmm... Looks like there's no place to insert the medal.

Let's go back to the airship hanger.





They used this ship's engine as the basis for all other airships. Nothing compares to this baby. You can't call yourself a true airman until you've ridden a wooden barge like this one.

It's cool to have meaningless dialogue that you just know could easily crop up in real life situations. Like, you probably know someone who says stuff like this in real life. Except they're probably not a...tapir?



This particular Cid is wielding a trident, possibly a reference to another famous spear-wielding Cid in the series?

Likewise, "Fabool" may possibly be a reference to the nation of Fabul from FF4, though those guys did nothing but punch stuff and protect a crystal.





It's in the main dock, sir!
Oh, okay. Thanks.



That's Zebolt. I guess. He's actually not asking about the bathroom.



That cargo ship must be carrying something mighty special.

He's interested in something completely different, you see.



There's also an extensive air cab network to navigate the town's many sectors, but obviously we can't go exploring yet.



Instead, let's climb up this staircase.



This leads to a nice hallway that we'll explore after we explore this room.



This baby teaches Antibody, which blocks Poison and Venom, and also Steal Gil, which lets Zidane steal some cash in addition to items, though not too much since it depends on the levels of Zidane and the target. It also halves water damage, as relevant as that may be.



There's also a moogle here to deliver mail to.

It's a letter from Kumop, kupokupo! Thank you very much! Kupokupo!



Stiltzkin! Stiltzkin! Kupokupo! I wonder if he stopped in Lindblum!

This particular moogle has annoying dialogue to transcribe.



Also we jump right to the next letter on our quest to be a mailman.





And over here is an attractive lady, which means Zidane is going to hit on her.



Oh, hello...
So what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at the airship docks or something?
...I passed the flight test for the new model. I was really looking forward to flying No. 1, but it's gone now... Who knows when they'll finish No. 2, with the regent's current condition...
Don't worry. You'll get your chance someday, and you'll be the first pilot ever to fly the new model.



Thank you! I feel much better now.
Good. I'm Zidane and you're...



Hey, that's a really nice name. Erin, I'm gonna go get something to eat now. Do you wanna-



I always laugh when Zidane strikes out with the ladies.



Oh, right, the plot. Let's get on that.



From the Base Level, which lies below the Mist, you can take a trolley to the harbor and the back gate. Ships hardly arrive at the harbor anymore since travel by air has become so popular. The Mist poses great danger, so we've sealed off everything.



You can ride the air cab from the Mid Level to go to town. The Upper Level contains the royal chamber and conference room. Access to that level is restricted, because the regent himself resides there.

You get all that? Because you loving better have.



I lived in Lindblum for a while, but I've never met him.
Regent Cid is very wise. He always thinks ahead. He may seem a bit odd at times, but he is very dependable. He and my father were best friends...



Don't worry. We're not leaving until he does.



-----





Princess, is something wrong?
The regent isn't here, and I don't know who... Take a look at the throne.





Oh my word a talking oglop.



So Steiner takes the natural course of action and loving clocks the bugger bug halfway across the room.



What!?





GEEZ! That's an oglop!



What is the meaning of this!?



Get that repulsive bug off the throne immediately, and call the regent!



What!? Enough of your nonsense!
Steiner, stand down.





So yeah, the ruler of the biggest nation in the world is actually a giant talking bug.



I also like how Steiner immediately kneels after realizing, hey, this talking bug really could be the leader here.

I'm delighted to see you again, Garnet. You have truly <gwok> become a fine lady. I, on the other hand...
Allow me to explain. About six months ago, someone snuck into the castle and attacked the regent in his sleep. Unfortunately, we were too late...



My goodness...
Whoever pulled this off had to be highly skilled, like me.
Hmph! I'll bet it was you!
That's not possible.
How can you be so sure? Do you know who we are?
Of course. I may be a bug <gwok>, but I am still the ruler of Lindblum.



That's what I figured. But I'm sure it can wait 'til tomorrow. Why don't you all get some rest for today?
Thank you.



-----

TOWN NOISES



How can anyone get full on that stuff? The cheap food here is a lot better.







Who said that!?



How've you been?
Alright, I guess... Have a seat. Your soup'll be ready in a minute.



Wow...



Yeah? Do you want a drink?
How about you and me go for a cruise on an airship?
Really!? An airship!?
Sounds like you've never been on one. You know, Lindblum is quite a sight from high above.





Rat-face... After I finish my drink, I'm gonna kick your butt.





Hey! What's up!?



You forgot my name?
No, I remember. You're Helga, right?
Wrong.
...Christine?
No!
...Oh yeah!



Man, you've really gotten...big.
You nasty little-



So what is her name?



It's Freya, at least by default. Yes, the rat woman who was just poo poo-talking us while we were hitting on a waitress is our fifth party member.





How long has it been?
About 3 years.



No...
So... What brings you to Lindblum?
The Festival of the Hunt. What else? It's a good opportunity to test my skills.
Oh... Well, I'm sure you'll find him someday.
Aren't you participating?
...Nah. I think I'll pass.



...Are you ever gonna go back?
I have no reason to return to Burmecia.







And then the game just fades out from there, pretty much alluding to Zidane and Freya spending the rest of the night catching up on the past three years.

Next time, we'll do a bit more story and then explore the massive area of Lindblum. If you thought Alexandria was big...

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
I love Freya. She's a drat good character in a game full of good characters.

liquidypoo
Aug 23, 2006

Chew on that... you overgrown son of a bitch.

I forgot just how awesome One Problem Settled is. I think it's because you only hear it in this part of the game; all the other great songs have a little more air time.

Dastardly
Jun 14, 2011

Fresh outta hecks.
I love the Lindblum segment. You got the track that plays during the bar scene that never shows up again after that which is a shame, you get to meet Cid and Freya and you got a large town to explore.
I'm glad you took the time to explore a bit before entering the elevator. That's a small but still decent amount of dialogue that's easily missed and wouldn't even be in a game nowadays because of the whole "we don't want to put money on things that the player might not even see". It's amazing that so many minor characters have artwork made of them and look near identical to it.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
:allears: Freya's the best.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

It's hard to get a look at Freya's face with her hat blocking it. Luckily, there's concept art!



Also, minor gameplay spoilers, but am I the only one who was totally convinced she was a red mage?

Krumbsthumbs
Oct 23, 2010

2nd Place.
1st Loser.
Freya's entrance is a nice compliment to Zidane since she's a friend of his that isn't in Tantalus and is both competent and doesn't take his poo poo.

Also she's a neat character in her own right and has an interesting set of skills.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
I love Vivi's low-key reaction to Cid. A giant talking mustachioed bug on a throne isn't even the fifth most hosed up thing he's seen today.

Senior Woodchuck fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Aug 2, 2015

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Dastardly posted:

I love the Lindblum segment. You got the track that plays during the bar scene that never shows up again after that which is a shame, you get to meet Cid and Freya and you got a large town to explore.
I'm glad you took the time to explore a bit before entering the elevator. That's a small but still decent amount of dialogue that's easily missed and wouldn't even be in a game nowadays because of the whole "we don't want to put money on things that the player might not even see". It's amazing that so many minor characters have artwork made of them and look near identical to it.



I've played this game several times, never knew you could explore the castle so early or meet Erin and the rest of the airship crew people

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zfleeman
Mar 12, 2014

I wonder how you spell Tabasco.

Mega64 posted:

Master Vivi, why would those mages be the same as you? And why would it matter if they were...?
Oh, cool. Nice to see Vivi's plot get wrapped up so early in the game.

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