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lowercase16 posted:From a few pages back, but someone did. Long before Tumblr existed. No wonder he has the IQ of a guacamole.
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Hilarious. That Ennis, what a corker!
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Hakkesshu posted:Hilarious. That Ennis, what a corker! Sorry, too highbrow for you. Here's something that might be a little more your speed. Also Preacher #9 
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Aug 1, 2015 11:55
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Preacher is actually good and often quite funny.
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Oh my god stop fighting you're both pretty. Guardians Team-Up #7: Scott Lang helps Drax stay low-key in Miami.  I want a "Dost Thou Even Lift?" gym shirt
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TheJoker138 posted:Preacher is actually good and often quite funny. Be good if someone posted some of the funny parts, then.
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There's no loving way Scott Lang doesn't know what a Skrull is. They invaded the entire loving planet. I think he might have been dead at the time, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't have heard of it after the fact.
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Aug 1, 2015 20:56
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TwoPair posted:I want a "Dost Thou Even Lift?" gym shirt It would 310% mark me as "that guy" at the gym, especially since I'm nowhere near buff enough to pull it off, but I won't lie for half a second I considered it.
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Lurdiak posted:There's no loving way Scott Lang doesn't know what a Skrull is. They invaded the entire loving planet. I think he might have been dead at the time, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't have heard of it after the fact. He might know what a skrull is, but how would he know the intergalactic implications of being compared to their hindquarters? Maybe skrulls are renowned for having nice asses.
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Gaz-L posted:Be good if someone posted some of the funny parts, then. Imagine a person,
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Why does it look like Drax has robot hands?
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Detective Conan must have confused the Super Soldier serum with a cure for his condition.
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 Not very mysterious with an ingredient list right there, doc.
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Maybe the mystery is why you'd put tomatoes in? Unless that's like a regional thing.
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What the hell? Drax is from Earth.
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Rhyno posted:What the hell? Drax is from Earth. Yeah Drax is a human guy transformed into a machine designed to kill Thanos. Except it wasn't like that in the movie so...
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Wearing a tank top, zubaz and a fanny pack is the official uniform of any given pro wrestler, yet I can't find a picture of Batista wearing that. My whole life is a lie.
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TwoPair posted:I want a "Dost Thou Even Lift?" gym shirt Have a lovely version
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muscles like this? posted:Yeah Drax is a human guy transformed into a machine designed to kill Thanos. Except it wasn't like that in the movie so... I thought Drax the Destroyer was some alien version of Superman, just with a mohawk. And then they made him some skinny green knife guy for some reason. Where the hell's this human stuff coming from?
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Drifter posted:I thought Drax the Destroyer was some alien version of Superman, just with a mohawk. And then they made him some skinny green knife guy for some reason. I think the mohawk dude you're thinking of is Gladiator, a different character.
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Drifter posted:I thought Drax the Destroyer was some alien version of Superman, just with a mohawk. And then they made him some skinny green knife guy for some reason. Drax's origin was that he was a normal guy named Arthur Douglas, who was driving his wife and daughter down some back road when Thanos came to Earth. Wanting to keep his visit secret Thanos blew up Arthur's car killing everyone except for the daughter who was taken and eventually becomes the character Moondragon. Thanos' father realized that Thanos was too dangerous and so he brought Arthur Douglas back to life with a new body designed to be able to kill Thanos. At the beginning of Annihilation the prison ship Drax was on crashed and he was killed but he Doctor Who's himself and comes back to life slightly different.
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I don't know if this was the joke or not, but Drax being played by a pro-wrestler in the movie, and that first outfit is basically the official "wrestler who is out of the ring" uniform, and that's loving amazing.
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TheJoker138 posted:I don't know if this was the joke or not, but Drax being played by a pro-wrestler in the movie, and that first outfit is basically the official "wrestler who is out of the ring" uniform, and that's loving amazing. 
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SomeMathGuy posted:Maybe the mystery is why you'd put tomatoes in? Unless that's like a regional thing. Pretty common. In fact, if you look on the ingredient list of one of those packets of beef stew seasoning mix, you'll probably see either tomato powder or nearby instructions to add a can of tomato puree when you're making it. What the hell is the mystery turnip by the potato? I know of no striped root vegetables.
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Sandman Mystery Theatre #64 Lt. Burke against proving himself as suitable material for the Green Lantern Corps 
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Kramjacks posted:I think the mohawk dude you're thinking of is Gladiator, a different character. ...all these years.  muscles like this? posted:Drax's origin was that he was a normal guy named Arthur Douglas, who was driving his wife and daughter down some back road when Thanos came to Earth. Wanting to keep his visit secret Thanos blew up Arthur's car killing everyone except for the daughter who was taken and eventually becomes the character Moondragon. Thanos' father realized that Thanos was too dangerous and so he brought Arthur Douglas back to life with a new body designed to be able to kill Thanos. At the beginning of Annihilation the prison ship Drax was on crashed and he was killed but he Doctor Who's himself and comes back to life slightly different. Thanks. Goddamn this is dumb. So he got thin and knifey just because. Drifter fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Aug 2, 2015 |
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muscles like this? posted:Yeah Drax is a human guy transformed into a machine designed to kill Thanos. Except it wasn't like that in the movie so... Does he remember anything about earth besides Moondragon is his daughter and 'kill Thanos'? He had like severe brain damage for like 20 years until Giffen rebooted him.
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theironjef posted:Yeah, if there was ever a hero that would greatly benefit from just carrying around a bag of little rocks to throw, it's GL. Drifter posted:...all these years. Nah you see Drax is like a RPG character. The player specifically built Drax as a flying/blaster type as the ultimate Thanos killing character. But he completely failed at that. So the Drax dies and comes back as a Hulk type. Which was the player retooling the character to make a better Thanos killer. But he also fails at this. Then in the early 2000's the player watches Pitch Black, and remakes Drax into Riddick as a Rogue /Assassins type. And then he's finally able to kill Thanos.
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Rhyno posted:What the hell? Drax is from Earth. It's cute that you still think writers are going to acknowledge anything about the Guardians' history or characterization that happened pre-movie.   Angela: Asgard's Assassin #5
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That Ignorant Sap posted:
I wanna seem more superdads now. 
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Keeshhound posted:I wanna seem more superdads now. Someone please post the scene from New 52 Animal Man where Cliff is trying to convince two teen girls that he's Animal Man's son.
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That Ignorant Sap posted:
Peter David's Captain Marvel.
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TwoPair posted:It's cute that you still think writers are going to acknowledge anything about the Guardians' history or characterization that happened pre-movie. Bendis is at least starting to care. But Angela's book was by far the team's worst recent characterization.
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