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Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Say Nothing posted:

Come on now, dude could just be Hispanic.

Of course, there's a missing accent if that's the case.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 21:02

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# ? May 26, 2024 15:31

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

Thin Privilege posted:

for lady's butt in a thong

http://i.imgur.com/VAyFJvT.jpg

Well done but yeah.

The octopus tattoo on the bottom left is loving awesome though and I would so get it myself.

*Looks at thread title.*

Yep, accurate.

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# ? Aug 1, 2015 00:53

darkwasthenight: Jan 7, 2011; GENE TRAITOR

Zaphod42 posted:

Honestly how do you find work with a tattoo like that? I guess you just keep it covered 24/7? Or you're just trailer trash I guess...

You are making a few massive and unwarranted assumptions about this person and their working status with that there question. He has a babyfur tattoo, this is not the trademark of a well-adjusted and competent employee.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 01:08

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

subpar anachronism posted:

What sort of animal is the one on the left supposed to be, some kind of pig nosed monkey?

# ? Aug 1, 2015 02:36

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

The Moon Monster posted:

What sort of animal is the one on the left supposed to be, some kind of pig nosed monkey?

I think it's a baby cow/buffalo. Yes, I know it looks nothing like a cow/buffalo.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:07

artsy fartsy: May 10, 2014; You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

The Moon Monster posted:

What sort of animal is the one on the left supposed to be, some kind of pig nosed monkey?

It's a lion. You can tell because its not a wolf.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 04:58

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

The Moon Monster posted:

What sort of animal is the one on the left supposed to be, some kind of pig nosed monkey?

Lion Cub...I am disgusted that I could ID that.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 05:04

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
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Boat posted:

I think it's a baby cow/buffalo. Yes, I know it looks nothing like a cow/buffalo.

From the tail and paws, I assumed a baby lion.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 05:04

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Lion Cub...I am disgusted that I could ID that.

We have stared too long into the abyss.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 05:46

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

Dienes posted:

From the tail and paws, I assumed a baby lion.

Huh. I somehow forgot that lion tails also have tufts. The head doesn't look cat-like in the slightest though and kind of reminded me of Highland cattle.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 07:26

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Boat posted:

Huh. I somehow forgot that lion tails also have tufts. The head doesn't look cat-like in the slightest though and kind of reminded me of Highland cattle.

Yeah, it's face is totally drawn in the classic cartoony cow way.

So basically the artist sucks.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 07:46

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

Yeah, it's face is totally drawn in the classic cartoony cow way.

So basically the artist sucks.

It's a baby fur tattoo

# ? Aug 1, 2015 08:05

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

darkwasthenight posted:

You are making a few massive and unwarranted assumptions about this person and their working status with that there question. He has a babyfur tattoo, this is not the trademark of a well-adjusted and competent employee.

A fast food or gas station uniform shirt would cover it up just fine. Especially if you work overnights, where it matters less that you're a creepy baby furry weirdo

# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:06

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Thin Privilege posted:

What kind of a monster covers up Lenny!?

# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:22

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

subpar anachronism posted:

His ribcage sticks out more than his pecs holy crap.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 15:04

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Rondette posted:

His ribcage sticks out more than his pecs holy crap.

How come none of these people ever claim a Stick Bug or a worm as a spirit animal? At least I'd believe them, then.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 18:19

TOO MANY GOBLINS: May 31, 2015

Found this on my Facebook feed this morning, you think she would have wanted a bird that wasn't halfway through molting at the time :gonk:

# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:08

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

TOO MANY GOBLINS posted:

Found this on my Facebook feed this morning, you think she would have wanted a bird that wasn't halfway through molting at the time

This morning it was a majestic hawk, now it's changing into a decapitated rabbit head.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:20

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

I see a severed hand with wings?

# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:40

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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It looks like those 17th century bird skins brought back to Europe by explorers after being in cargo for 16 months.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:05

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
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TOO MANY GOBLINS posted:

Found this on my Facebook feed this morning, you think she would have wanted a bird that wasn't halfway through molting at the time

It's clearly a claw forearm with wings. Sheesh.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:13

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

I think it might be Vermont with wings?

# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:58

Carnival of Shrews: Mar 27, 2013; You're not David Attenborough

Rondette posted:

His ribcage sticks out more than his pecs holy crap.

He has pectus excavatum. No hate for that, it's a common condition and people with it are usually all too ready to be rejected because of a dent in their ribcage. Those tattoos, however...

A search for 'pectus excavatum tattoo' turned up this effort:

# ? Aug 2, 2015 22:13

ToastFaceKillah: Dec 25, 2010; every day could be your last
in the jungle

Poor smashed Beetlejuice.

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:58

PotatoManJack: Nov 9, 2009

A few I just found over on Blogspot:

"Great Idea," but the execution...

And then there's this:

# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:55

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

PotatoManJack posted:

And then there's this:

Maybe his kid drew it.

# ? Aug 3, 2015 15:56

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
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and all I got was
this lousy virus

Carnival of Shrews posted:

He has pectus excavatum. No hate for that, it's a common condition and people with it are usually all too ready to be rejected because of a dent in their ribcage. Those tattoos, however...

I fell down the tumblr rabbit hole, one night, and found out that, of course, this is a fetish.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:50

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Clitch posted:

I fell down the tumblr rabbit hole, one night, and found out that, of course, this is a fetish.

Which one, sunken chests, or dirty diaper clad fur babies? Because neither should surprise, really.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:23

aidoru: Oct 24, 2010

Wonder if he's gonna get the other 700, as well.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:36

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

aidoru posted:

Wonder if he's gonna get the other 700, as well.

I don't know much about tattoos, but that must have cost a fortune.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:39

ToastFaceKillah: Dec 25, 2010; every day could be your last
in the jungle

No, because that isn't real.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:44

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

ToastFaceKillah posted:

No, because that isn't real.

Well then I bet that photoshop cost a fortune!

# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:05

goodness: Jan 3, 2012; When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?