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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Not sure Jake is happier fighting outside the UFC now. He just got his arm busted most likely for 30k

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Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Just watched Harris/Shields and holy loving lmao.

Even aside from the finish I thought that was a pretty riveting fight.

When Palheres bumped out of mount into that heel hook attempt at the end of the 2nd I felt my butthole pucker. I thought the advice to stay standing with Shields in the third was pretty brilliant, and even though they were both getting tired I think that definitely facilitated the finish, still can't believe it was a kimura.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

LobsterMobster posted:

Apparently a Diaz/Khabib feud happened?

https://instagram.com/p/53kS70obT8/

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3fhole/video_diaz_and_khabib_brawl_continues_in_vegas/

It continued out into the Casino, big brawl, chairs thrown. In one of the videos Nate calls someone a human being.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
it's unbelievable that a retarded person submitted jake shields

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Triticum Guzzler posted:

it's unbelievable that a retarded person submitted jake shields

2 fat 4 my lambo
Oct 9, 2003

WEED POOP
it's unbelievable that a retarded person just owned duncan

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

2 fat 4 my lambo posted:

it's unbelievable that a retarded person just owned duncan

:drat:

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

2 fat 4 my lambo posted:

it's unbelievable that a retarded person just owned duncan

what if I were to tell you mayhem didn't actually submit jake shields

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
Jake did better than i expected in the grappling, I really thought palhares would be harder for him to control. Ended about how I expected, and we can all agree that the fight doesn't count due to severe cheating

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

2 fat 4 my lambo posted:

it's unbelievable that a retarded person just owned duncan
lmao

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
At this point if you willingly take a fight against Paul Harris I'm going to question who is the real retard.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

david carmichael posted:

Jake did better than i expected in the grappling, I really thought palhares would be harder for him to control. Ended about how I expected, and we can all agree that the fight doesn't count due to severe cheating

Same

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Jake complaining bitterly about his opponent repeatedly gouging his eyes is kinda funny in a karmic sort of way

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
At least Jake kinda sorta has the benefit of the doubt there, whereas Palhares was straight up gripping his face like a bowling ball.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

colonel_korn posted:

Jake complaining bitterly about his opponent repeatedly gouging his eyes is kinda funny in a karmic sort of way



Yeah.. It owns. He cheated so much against gsp and he got karmic retribution in the form of an insanely dangerous retard sent down by god

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

I'm now fondly remembering his reign of terror at ADCC 2011, where he repeatedly tried to hug David Avellan before seriously crippling him, and also tried to break Andre Galvao's fingers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsuX2cnPb0Y

I can't imagine how terrifying it must be to have a referee move you to the middle of the mat and carefully put you into a fully locked in heel hook position with Palhares. It must be like being marched to the gallows.

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

colonel_korn posted:

I'm now fondly remembering his reign of terror at ADCC 2011, where he repeatedly tried to hug David Avellan before seriously crippling him, and also tried to break Andre Galvao's fingers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsuX2cnPb0Y

I can't imagine how terrifying it must be to have a referee move you to the middle of the mat and carefully put you into a fully locked in heel hook position with Palhares. It must be like being marched to the gallows.

I'm surprised Avellan didn't just concede the match before the restart.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Avellan is a noted defender of Lloyd Irvin so the Palhares-as-an-agent-of-karmic-justice theory holds up

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Apparently the commission withheld his win bonus and might strip him of the belt.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

fatherdog posted:

Avellan is a noted defender of Lloyd Irvin so the Palhares-as-an-agent-of-karmic-justice theory holds up

"Rouismar only pawn...in game of life," said the Brazilian mental invalid.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Hughes had BJ, GSP had Serra, maybe Palhares can come back to the ufc and be the suspected retard jiu jitsu blackbelt who humiliates Lawler

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/08/abdelaziz-commission-held-palhares-win-bonus-champ-could-be-stripped-of-wsof-belt

The NSAC is withholding Palhares win bonus. WSOF is gonna "investigate" and decide whether or not to strip/release him. Since it's WSOF they'll probably ignore this and do a rematch because if Palhares wasn't around crippling people the belt would be continually contested by Fitch, Okami and Shields and no one wants that.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
I want Okami and Palhares back in the ufc but the other two guys suck

Please send Clay Guida to WSOF

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Bundt Cake posted:

Hughes had BJ, GSP had Serra, maybe Palhares can come back to the ufc and be the suspected retard jiu jitsu blackbelt who humiliates Lawler

He's already lost to Mayhem

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Lloyd Boner posted:

He's already lost to Mayhem

I see

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Courtesy of Jake's manager:

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
barnacle jake

mewse
May 2, 2006

I feel like if I was a pro fighter I would simply refuse to compete against tree stump, but this also might illustrate one of the reasons I'm not a pro fighter

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

fatherdog posted:

Avellan is a noted defender of Lloyd Irvin so the Palhares-as-an-agent-of-karmic-justice theory holds up

huh that doesn't bother me as much now

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Would have been way cooler if Shields pulled a James Butler.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

The refusal to release was disgusting but goddamn that submission was cool as hell.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


The refusal to release discussion is getting really strange, with nerds taking stop watches to it (he cranks it exactly 1.83 seconds after the ref intervenes!).

Really I think that the key here is that, however long he holds it, or however you measure the length of the cranking, is that Palhares cranks it deeper as a response to Shields's tapping, and continues to go deeper as the ref is trying to intervene for those 1.8311325 seconds.

In conclusion, make Palhares fight Maia somehow.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Palhares could end up stalling with Maia in an MMA fight and that wouldn't go anywhere good. And in general Maia isn't a hostile dude at all. If you want to punish Palhares you have him fight Lombard over and over again until he decides to retire from all the KOs. As much as Lombard sucks he's always gonna be the worst matchup for Palhares and he's just as much of an angry retarded shithead.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Ugh, you guys, all the accusations and video evidence that he's a dirty, cheating, dangerous piece of poo poo makes Palhares sad :chloe:

quote:

"I just protected myself. He put his head on my nose. I just put my hand there to protect myself. I did not put my fingers in his eyes. You can see it at the time."

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



If I were the Dynamic Fastener guy (who famously put a bounty on Ronda!s head by promising a stupid amount of money to the first woman to beat her) I'd do the same for someone to crank a sub on Palhares past the end of the fight.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
I feel genuinely sorry for Paul in his inevitable post fight media encounters. He's a dumb loving animal and it's not his fault when he behaves like one. Someone pass the buckshot.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

Marching Powder posted:

I feel genuinely sorry for Paul in his inevitable post fight media encounters. He's a dumb loving animal and it's not his fault when he behaves like one. Someone pass the buckshot.

as a dentist i agree, lets shoot this animal

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

quote:

Ali Abdelaziz
‏@AliAbdelaziz00

I want to thank everyone for all the support for @MMAWorldSeries tune in to @arielhelwani show tomorrow. @SugarRaySefo will drop the hammer
The cynic in me suspects that they'll declare it a no-contest due to the eye gouging and schedule a new fight.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
palhares rules

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Doctor Nick
Dec 27, 2003

colonel_korn posted:

The cynic in me suspects that they'll declare it a no-contest due to the eye gouging and schedule a new fight.

Can they do that? I thought only the comission can do that

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