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sweeperbravo posted:That's a story I would have actually found funny if it wasn't so overwritten and tryhard. so they uh affect this tumblr poetry style wherein capitalisation and punctuation are oppressive constructs of the shitlords tho the shitlords on tumblr do it too lol
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I was at my friend's engagement party when everyone started clinking their glasses together in celebration. Not having a glass, I tapped back with the piece of bread I was eating. When they asked what I was doing, I replied, "What does it look like? I'm toasting!" --- There is that really so hard? "Wheat byproduct" I swear to god...
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 16:24 |
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At least we know he's going to Hell where he belongs.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 16:43 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Some of these people it's like they've either never heard "brevity is the soul of wit" or they just think they're the special snowflake exception to that aphorism. If you ever track one of the Reddit ones to the original post, you're pretty much guaranteed to see comments praising what a great writer the OP is. Unironically and even jealously. The lesson here is to not read Reddit comments. The STDH changes from unintentional humor to tragedy. though just imagine if the NAR family of sites had comments posted:(I go into a doctor’s surgery about a terrible cough.)
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:33 |
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I wish my doctor thought I was that cool.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:48 |
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ibntumart posted:
I believe this part.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:29 |
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it's not stdh it's actually just how my grandma thinks
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:02 |
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A 50S RAYGUN posted:it's not stdh it's actually just how my grandma thinks Maybe she's the one who's been writing all these things all along.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:21 |
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A 50S RAYGUN posted:it's not stdh it's actually just how my grandma thinks quote:A New South Wales mother has won a legal battle to breastfeed her 11-month-old baby after the Family Court overturned an injunction that banned her from doing so because she got a tattoo.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 10:44 |
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Imagine of they'd had evidence of unprotected sex.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 11:18 |
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Isn't there a thing that it's not healthy to breastfeed if you've recently been tattooed, but has nothing to do with disease, just the effect of the ink? Or is that the stdh
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 11:18 |
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davidspackage posted:Isn't there a thing that it's not healthy to breastfeed if you've recently been tattooed, but has nothing to do with disease, just the effect of the ink? Or is that the stdh You can't donate blood for a few months after you get a tattoo at least.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 11:25 |
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EmmyOk posted:You can't donate blood for a few months after you get a tattoo at least. That's because hepatitis.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 11:30 |
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And it says the she got tested, but if she just got the tattoo isn't the disease test worthless due to hiv's ~6mo gestation period where it will give a false negative? I was thinking it might be a situation where she was a wet nurse which could make sense from a general safety standpoint, but get own kid? That means that someone who actually knew her had to press charges, possibly the kid's father. Normally I'd say the risk of a tattoo from a reputable shop that has disposable sterile needles and autoclaves makes the disease risk basically 0, but if a close family member pressed charges to stop you from feeding your own kid I'd bet she got the tattoo from some methed-out living room scratcher Vvv: true enough, and at least I can use that as an excuse to feel good about myself since incompetence comes to mind much easier than pure malice Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 12:31 on Aug 2, 2015 |
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Sentient Data posted:And it says the she got tested, but if she just got the tattoo isn't the disease test worthless due to hiv's ~6mo gestation period where it will give a false negative? I was thinking it might be a situation where she was a wet nurse which could make sense from a general safety standpoint, but get own kid? It could mean she got the tattoo from some weirdo with dirty needles. It could also mean the kid's father is a bitter ex who just plain wants to cause trouble for her any way he can. Without more context it's impossible to make a judgement.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 12:18 |
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Slime posted:It could mean she got the tattoo from some weirdo with dirty needles. It could also mean the kid's father is a bitter ex who just plain wants to cause trouble for her any way he can. Without more context it's impossible to make a judgement. Custody battle. From the article I posted: quote:The baby's father then raised concerns about the mother's tattoo during the bitter parenting dispute.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 12:35 |
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davidspackage posted:Isn't there a thing that it's not healthy to breastfeed if you've recently been tattooed, but has nothing to do with disease, just the effect of the ink? Or is that the stdh Yeah, that sounds like nonsense to me. I'd be really surprised if there were significant amounts of ink floating around in the bloodstream, but at any rate, even if there were, I would think that ink particles would be too large to pass into breastmilk. (That's one reason why the majority of medications are excreted into breast milk only in very small quantities: the molecules are too large to pass from the maternal bloodstream into the milk itself.)
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 16:45 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:41 |
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I want to know what it would have looked like if she figuratively did it.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:50 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 02:09 |
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Let's censor "loving" and not "bitch" because
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 02:17 |
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goose fleet posted:Let's censor "loving" and not "bitch" because one is widely considered a far 'worse' swear word than the other?
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 02:29 |
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Including the likes/comments ticker is the internet equivalent of a laugh track
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 02:50 |
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Also who wouldn't want to be a pimp one day?
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 02:51 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 02:59 |
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Wow.. WOW
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:19 |
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How much of a pussy do you have to be to offer money in exchange for a phone you just had stolen from you?
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:29 |
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It sort of comes with the territory of someone that would petition for wind and solar.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:30 |
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Verisimilidude posted:How much of a pussy do you have to be to offer money in exchange for a phone you just had stolen from you? If you can't physically overpower the person and the authorities (lol) aren't helping, it seems like a reasonable way to get it back with minimal risk. If $20 is worth more to you than losing your phone for an unspecified period (possibly permanently) and a lot of paperwork at the police station, then I don't know what to say.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:43 |
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Also who wouldn't want to be a pimp one day? Fu**** nerds, apparently.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:49 |
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goose fleet posted:Wow.. My favorite bit is when they take the bus. I like to imagine the thief scrambling for change so the bus driver doesn't kick him off or call the Metro authorities, and then the author hoping against hope he has a token so he can get on, too, and have the chase continue.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:00 |
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ibntumart posted:My favorite bit is when they take the bus. I like to imagine the thief scrambling for change so the bus driver doesn't kick him off or call the Metro authorities, and then the author hoping against hope he has a token so he can get on, too, and have the chase continue. Just like in my movies!!!!
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:16 |
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If you're in good enough shape to chase down the guy where he has to stop and catch his breath while u stand there you should be able to get your phone back, not bribe and beg for it. Dudes a bitch straight up. He creates a story where he looks helpless.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:55 |
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I don't think this one belongs in this thread because it says right there in the text that it's an honest description of the events that occurred.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:57 |
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oldpainless posted:He creates a story where he looks helpless. Just like Baby Boomers!
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:35 |
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Old school STDH from Usama ibn Munqidh, 12th-century Syrian nobleman and author of the memoir Kitab al-I'tibar "Book of Contemplation," which contains eyewitness accounts of the First Crusade and of the Franks [Europeans] who settled in the Holy Land.quote:The Franks are void of all zeal and jealousy. ... Here is an illustration which I myself witnessed: Those wacky Franks! Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 16:53 on Aug 3, 2015 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Old school STDH from Usama ibn Munqidh, 12th-century Syrian nobleman and author of the memoir Kitab al-I'tibar "Book of Contemplation," which contains eyewitness accounts of the First Crusade and of the Franks [Europeans] who settled in the Holy Land. This is great. Thank you.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 06:51 |
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So was the man at the end the same guy or not? They can't just leave us hanging like that.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 07:06 |
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hyperhazard posted:So was the man at the end the same guy or not? They can't just leave us hanging like that. No, because the author wants us to know that They Aren't All Bad.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 07:28 |
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some douche posted:This really brings back some old, tough memories. Back when I was 22 or 23, I forget which, it was so long ago, I was supposed to get married to this girl. We were high school sweethearts and we maintained a long distance relationship for the 4 years I was away at college and she worked in her parents' shop in our hometown.
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