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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Y'all like pictures of things that look like butts right?

Check out the latest offering from the folks at Mars confectionery



They all look like this. This was the mold that someone signed off on.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



^^^ the scrunched up balls and dick are fine, its the dingleberries. why are they there??? ^^^


I Am Crake posted:

I think my dad sent me that joke via email forward fifteen years ago

I think it's at least 50 years old. It goes back. Still funny though.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

What the gently caress is it supposed to actually be?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

mind the walrus posted:

What the gently caress is it supposed to actually be?

Bubbles

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

mind the walrus posted:

What the gently caress is it supposed to actually be?

Who the gently caress knows. I would have thought Malteasers in bar form would sell itself.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



mind the walrus posted:

What the gently caress is it supposed to actually be?

angry garfield

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE




The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Also used to make babies.

After nesting season is over, people also take them and use it for home decoration. So you have the front porch decorated with hay dicks.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead

I'm picturing a teacher sitting in that chair backwards to "rap" with some teenagers while his dick flops through that hole.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Millions of Crows posted:

I'm picturing a teacher sitting in that chair backwards to "rap" with some teenagers while his dick flops through that hole.

Is this a thought you often have?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The MSJ posted:

Also used to make babies.

After nesting season is over, people also take them and use it for home decoration. So you have the front porch decorated with hay dicks.

in my family we dont pick mushrooms and put them in our vaginas, then use them for decoration. we're a little shy there

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Christ, that's uncanny.

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


The MSJ
May 17, 2010

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Woebin posted:

Actual shop window in 2014:


Would.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Met posted:

Took a picture of this at our grocery store.



If that's a pinata, it should have been Jason Todd Robin.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


This might have been my sister and dad, but my dad doesn't have Internet yet so...

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

Esplanade posted:

If that's a pinata, it should have been Jason Todd Robin.

:drat:

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nuggan
Jul 17, 2006

Always rolling skulls.

A little bit of you makes me your man.

ColHannibal
Sep 17, 2007

How dare you make me remember that song.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

I remember a report at the time that Lou Bega had vowed to not be a one hit wonder.

The second hit is on its way any day now, I think.

Nuggan
Jul 17, 2006

Always rolling skulls.

Wendell posted:

I remember a report at the time that Lou Bega had vowed to not be a one hit wonder.

The second hit is on its way any day now, I think.

You don't remember his other hit song 1+1=2? It was such a change from his previous hit song....

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Ken M never fails. He is a goddamn god of trolling.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

dpack_1 posted:

Ken M never fails. He is a goddamn god of trolling.

In much the same way that the real-life God has never failed us.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Chrpno posted:

In much the same way that the real-life God has never failed us.

I think Ken M would have a thing or two to say about that.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
OH BOY LET'S HAVE ANOTHER KEN M. DERAIL THESE ARE GREAT EVERY TIME THEY HAPPEN!!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

cobalt impurity posted:

OH BOY LET'S HAVE ANOTHER KEN M. DERAIL THESE ARE GREAT EVERY TIME THEY HAPPEN!!



You are correct sir. Ken M is great every time he comes up.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Wow, someone whining about Ken M. Now I've seen everything.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

Wendell posted:

Wow, someone whining about Ken M. Now I've seen everything.

If we can get Ken M to troll him for his whining maybe the universe will collapse.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
There was a dedicated Ken M thread a few months back. Perhaps it's still open

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:

If we can get Ken M to troll him for his whining maybe the universe will collapse.

Well the universe could collapse at any time, that's why Steven Hawkins lives in a wheelchair, so he can make a quick getaway.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Ken M is pretty funny.

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Evfedu
Feb 28, 2007
Ken M loving owns. He'll never top "Beanie's Barnery" though.

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