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 "I cannot lie. And you, brother, can't deny."
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Aug 3, 2015 17:18
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 "Ogg call this 'political cartoon'. See, Todd fall off cliff. He die soon. Much like village under new chief, Barack Obama."
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Aug 3, 2015 17:23
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loquacius posted:
dick cheney, and by extension the bush administration, were the solid cliff he stood on before foolishly electing obama. drat good one
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Aug 3, 2015 17:32
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"nobody will notice our herniated testicles now"
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"He carried me to about here before collapsing under the strain." General Dog fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Aug 3, 2015 |
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Aug 3, 2015 18:01
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"I've never seen him sniff a dog's behind."
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Aug 3, 2015 18:29
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 "Wait 'till you see what this thing does to an Iraqi wedding."
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Aug 3, 2015 19:04
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You may very well put the "fun" in fundamental forces, and even the "art" in party, Jones, but it is I who has put the "ill" in "pill"
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Aug 3, 2015 19:08
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"Yes, it's a suppository. What's wrong with that?"
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Aug 3, 2015 19:11
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"No Rob, I won't swallow it just because you call it the Red Pill! ... Okay I will."
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Aug 3, 2015 19:17
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"Well, I remembered to bring the costumes and the giant old-timey pills, but since someone forgot to bring the giant bottle filled with germs the size of cats this is probably gonna be a pretty lovely Dr. Mario LARP anyway."
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Aug 3, 2015 19:20
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Aug 3, 2015 19:22
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 "How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?"
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Aug 3, 2015 19:38
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"My brother says we'll get all the chicks with these cantaloupes in our pants."
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Aug 3, 2015 19:41
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"I just pooped out a dog."
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Aug 3, 2015 19:42
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"So, I play a Rear Admiral in the next Left Behind movie"
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Aug 3, 2015 19:48
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"Adult diapers aren't just a hobby, they're a way of life"
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Aug 3, 2015 19:50
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"Isn't the concept of an omnipotent being beyond all mortal understanding having what appears to be a deceased human being act as a therapist for him inherently nonsensical? Why have You created me and cast me in this role, exactly? What inscrutable divine joke are You playing?"
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Aug 3, 2015 19:51
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"Wow, I didn't even know any of the ZZ Top guys were dead yet!"
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Aug 3, 2015 19:54
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"Of course not; this is just a scale model. No, the real one will be much, much bigger."
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Aug 3, 2015 19:55
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"What a scoop!"
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Aug 3, 2015 19:55
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loquacius posted:
I appreciate the attention to detail.
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Aug 3, 2015 19:56
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"Who the hell are you calling a 'jive turkey'? Oh... right."
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Aug 3, 2015 19:58
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"Hey, what say you we take this baby and make some fried chicken?! What? Why are you looking at me like that?"
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Aug 3, 2015 20:10
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 "You know, that mustache and soul patch combo really makes you look like an rear end in a top hat, right?"
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Aug 3, 2015 20:26
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"Good Lord Ted, you were only in jail for a week!"
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Aug 3, 2015 20:36
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"Caw."
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Aug 3, 2015 20:49
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"Boooooooooo! Am I right fellas?"
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Aug 3, 2015 21:00
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"And when i looked back, there was only one set of giant rear end prints in the sand. Because I was sitting on his face..."
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Aug 3, 2015 21:58
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"More like Polly want a room full of crackers. Seriously- not a single black person here?"
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Aug 3, 2015 22:06
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 "I'm afraid I cannot grant your transfer request. Sea-block is already full"
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Aug 3, 2015 22:10
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 "This would be a lot easier if I had paid the drat electric bill on time"
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Aug 3, 2015 22:14
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 "I know it's not what you had in mind when you said you wanted to 'play doctor,' Marsha, but pretend doctor or not, your BMI still makes you fall into the 'obese' category.
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Aug 3, 2015 22:20
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Applewhite posted:
Are we gonna do this or not? Don't puss out on me now Steve.
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Aug 3, 2015 22:51
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simplefish posted:
Ah jeez, I'm really sorry they hosed up your manji tattoo man.
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Aug 3, 2015 22:55
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eddoghetto posted:
Thank you. I couldn't figure out how to make it a footsteps in the sand joke.
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Aug 3, 2015 22:58
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It was still alive. Somehow, that thing was still alive. Even after he had taken its head, and sawed off the feet- all without a single drop of blood being shed, it was still alive. And it was whispering to him again. He could only pray that it would stay still long enough to get it out of here. Mouth agape, hands sweating and heart racing, every movement of him had become mechanical. He had to keep moving for himself and for all that was holy, even as it whispered to him. It was talking about his wife again. And his daughter. He tried not to listen but the words crawled past his ear and into his head. Yet, by some grace of God, Toby heard it, too.
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Aug 3, 2015 23:39
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loquacius posted:
"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat." e: "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."
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Funny story, Bill. I picked this up on the side of the highway and there were instructions inside that said 'Hitch hiking chicken! Get me across America!' I don't normally do this but I figured if I didn't some black kids would just ruin it.
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