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MikeJF posted:Man first orange cat is a total dick. He is a kitten, everything is new to him and potentially a playmate or toy.  vaguely posted:a house cat can kill a level 1 wizard, no sweat  NERD!
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Hah, that little kitten rocks. LET ME LOVE YOU DAMMIT!
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My sister sent me a picture of her cat, laying on top of another cat.  Apparently they did this for hours. FutonForensic has a new favorite as of 19:22 on Aug 3, 2015 |
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Organza Quiz posted:Plenty of tame animals are capable of killing a person, they just don't. No reason why cheetahs would be any different if we bred them into pets properly. The reason is that they weight 30 kg instead of 3 kg. Cant you really see how a cat almost 10x bigger would be a lot more dangerous as a pet? vaguely posted:a house cat can kill a level 1 wizard, no sweat 
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Elias_Maluco posted:The reason is that they weight 30 kg instead of 3 kg. Cant you really see how a cat almost 10x bigger would be a lot more dangerous as a pet? Wouldn't the same argument apply to a lot of the larger Dog breeds as well?(especially since a lot of them get even bigger than a Cheetah)
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I don't think anyone was disputing dogs being able to gently caress you up. There's plenty of stories of pit bulls, etc, tearing the poo poo out of people.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I don't think anyone was disputing dogs being able to gently caress you up. There's plenty of stories of pit bulls, etc, tearing the poo poo out of people. Still, is far more likely for a cat to attack its own keepers than for a dog to do the same. House cats are usually a lot more aggressive and wild than house dogs are. I had cats all my life and was attacked by then countless times. Every cart owner occasionally will get scratches and bites. Fortunately, they are too small to do serious harm (although they can do, in extreme situations). My point was: a house cheetah, if it behaved like a house cat, would probably be a very dangerous pet. Elias_Maluco has a new favorite as of 23:16 on Aug 3, 2015 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I don't think anyone was disputing dogs being able to gently caress you up. There's plenty of stories of pit bulls, etc, tearing the poo poo out of people. Pit Bulls get a really bad rap that is not deserved, they are silly muscle-dogs who love people.
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drrockso20 posted:Wouldn't the same argument apply to a lot of the larger Dog breeds as well?(especially since a lot of them get even bigger than a Cheetah) I think a lot of it comes down to how the animals play. A cat at play is basically a bag of claws and is perfectly capable of injuring you unintentionally, possibly by ambushing your feet first thing in the morning. Now imagine that same ambush by a 35 pound muscle bound idiot.
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axelsoar posted:Pit Bulls get a really bad rap that is not deserved, they are silly muscle-dogs who love people. God, don't start this argument.
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"Guess where I just pooped"
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Chard posted:"Guess where I just pooped" "If you guessed 'in my slipper' then you are correct!" 
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"Well, I certainly didn't poo poo in your boots"
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Thank you for giving me an opportunity to post Sharky. He lives in the same house as that cat in a shark costume riding a roomba.
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When I was a kid we had a cat that my dad rescued from a skip ouside his workplace and brought home to keep my mother company when she was pregnant with my older sister. Apparently she would hide under the stairs and then leap out when my mother was passing by, dig her claws into her legs and slide down, causing deep scratches that confused and concerned the midwife. I have a clear memory of when I was about four years old and I wanted to go to the kitchen, but our cat was lying in the hallway in front of the door, so I decided I wasn't going to drink anything that day because I had already learned not to take the risk of stepping over that cat. What I'm saying is, if that had been a cheetah my family would be dead.
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pik_d posted:"Well, I certainly didn't poo poo in your boots" So, any sudden stops and this guy would be doing a headstand? Also, on cheetah chat: 
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When my younger brother was about two or three, he decided to pick up the lovely, gentle family Siamese and drop her on my face while I was sleeping. I still have a faint scar by my right eye, and apparently I was very lucky that she didn't gently caress the eye itself up. If she had been a cheetah, I'd be dead. Of course, my brother would have been a freakishly strong toddler in that scenario, so I probably wouldn't have lived very long anyway. Still, I would have had a cheetah for a pet, which would have made me pretty cool kid for my short time on this planet 
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tribbledirigible posted:So, any sudden stops and this guy would be doing a headstand? 
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DarklyDreaming posted:I wonder what kind of tea that is because my cat tried tea once out of curiosity and hated it. Soon.
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Ziggy has taken to pretending he's a person of late.
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Cute Pictures thread: If our cats were cheetahs, we'd all be dead          ...but they're not, so we get to take incriminating pictures of them in compromising situations and laugh at them
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I like how most of these guys have that look of "Oh god, what have I done?" except this dude who give no shits that he's tangled in hoses... ...and this guy who is owning the poo poo out of that diaper.
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I was at the gym this morning and this came on the news. I almost giggled myself right off the elliptical. http://wric.com/2015/08/03/cop-helps-skunk-with-yogurt-cup-stuck-on-its-head/
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Lemon posted:When I was a kid we had a cat that my dad rescued from a skip ouside his workplace and brought home to keep my mother company when she was pregnant with my older sister. Apparently she would hide under the stairs and then leap out when my mother was passing by, dig her claws into her legs and slide down, causing deep scratches that confused and concerned the midwife. this is the kind of case where i would be kicking the poo poo out of that little fucker if it tried to hurt me. like, i loving hate cats because they are mean assholes and i have no patience for them (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Kanine posted:this is the kind of case where i would be kicking the poo poo out of that little fucker if it tried to hurt me. like, i loving hate cats because I am a mean assholes and i have no patience for them Ftfy 
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Kanine posted:this is the kind of case where i would be kicking the poo poo out of that little fucker if it tried to hurt me. like, i loving hate cats because they are mean assholes and i have no patience for them 
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Kanine posted:this is the kind of case where i would be kicking the poo poo out of that little fucker if it tried to hurt me. like, i loving hate cats because they are mean assholes and i have no patience for them way to overcome stereotypes, dog.
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Sociopastry posted:Is there a way to embed gifv? Remove the "v" but it really messes up the loading time if the file is big. Not a good idea if you're posting more than 1.
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Sociopastry posted:
Not from your end, but the SA Last Read extension does that from the reader's side.
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Maggie Fletcher posted:I was at the gym this morning and this came on the news. I almost giggled myself right off the elliptical. On a similar note 
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The Khajit armour sets in Elder Scrolls 6 are weird.
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One of my cats is a purebred rear end in a top hat, and if he doesn't want to do something he will gently caress you up if you try to make him. Getting him into a carrier if he needs to go to the vet is an ordeal, and it takes my vet and three techs to hold him down for shots. What I'm saying is that he might actually be a stubby cheetah.
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Buzkashi posted:On a similar note What a good dog.
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ToastFaceKillah posted:One of my cats is a purebred rear end in a top hat, and if he doesn't want to do something he will gently caress you up if you try to make him. Getting him into a carrier if he needs to go to the vet is an ordeal, and it takes my vet and three techs to hold him down for shots. What I'm saying is that he might actually be a stubby cheetah. Your cat may also be an Ocelot 
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ToastFaceKillah posted:One of my cats is a purebred rear end in a top hat, and if he doesn't want to do something he will gently caress you up if you try to make him. Getting him into a carrier if he needs to go to the vet is an ordeal, and it takes my vet and three techs to hold him down for shots. What I'm saying is that he might actually be a stubby cheetah. God, get him some toys or something, its like Meowschwitz in there.
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