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Cobbsprite
May 6, 2012

Threatening stuffed animals for fun and profit.

Super 3 posted:

A dice roll is not consent.

Remember kids, "Auxiliary power to the deflector shields" means NO.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Cobbsprite posted:

Remember kids, "Intensify forward firepower!" means NO.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I mean I can't believe you missed that one. Literally the line shouted while trying to prevent a rogue craft from forcibly penetrating the bridge.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




our anus cant repel firepower of that magnitude

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

So what does “I have no approach vector” mean? I'm so confused :ohdear:

Cobbsprite
May 6, 2012

Threatening stuffed animals for fun and profit.
"Negative, negative. It just ... impacted on the surface."

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Get clear Wedge you cant do anymore good back there.

:flaccid: Sorry

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

zVxTeflon posted:

Get clear Wedge you cant do anymore good back there.
You're all clear kid…

quote:

:flaccid: Sorry
Let's blow this thing and go home.

Tippis fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Aug 3, 2015

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



Luke, you alright?


I got a little cut but i'm okay

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum
Judge me by my size, do you?

enrious
Jan 22, 2015
Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

alg
Mar 14, 2007

A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.

You’ve got something jammed in here real good.

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

How can they be jamming us unless... they know we're coming?

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

I think we might be going about this the wrong way.

Is there any line in the series that isn't open for… ehrm… reinterpretation?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



It's a trap! :mrapig:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Tippis posted:

I think we might be going about this the wrong way.

Is there any line in the series that isn't open for… ehrm… reinterpretation?

"Owrrorrrawarrrrrl"

- Chewbacca

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Chomp8645 posted:

"Owrrorrrawarrrrrl"

- Chewbacca

Pervert.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Ootah gana Solo?

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

bunnyofdoom posted:

Ootah gana Solo?

I'll bet you have! :wink:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Val Helmethead posted:

I'll bet you have! :wink:

Utini! :circlefap:

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Imperial troops have entered the base!

EDIT: Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.

MollyMetroid
Jan 20, 2004

Trout Clan Daimyo
Pull out! All craft pull out!

enrious
Jan 22, 2015
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



"But i was gonna go to Tosche Station to pick up some Power Converters!"

You know, if you really want to stretch the meaning of Power Converters.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Stretching leads to goatse. Goatse leads to fear, and fear leads to anger. That way lies the dark side.

parabolic
Jul 21, 2005

good night, speedfriend

I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...

MollyMetroid
Jan 20, 2004

Trout Clan Daimyo
Even I get boarded sometimes!

enrious
Jan 22, 2015
Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?

Veritek83
Jul 7, 2008

The Irish can't drink. What you always have to remember with the Irish is they get mean. Virtually every Irish I've known gets mean when he drinks.
I thought they smelled bad... on the outside

enrious
Jan 22, 2015
Great, kid! Don't get cocky

MollyMetroid
Jan 20, 2004

Trout Clan Daimyo
Garbage chute! What a wonderful idea!

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
Myself, the boy, two droids...and no questions asked.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Kai Tave posted:

Myself, the boy, two droids...and no questions asked.

Well that's the trick isn't it? And it's gonna cost you a little extra.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell.

EDIT: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.

hooman fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Aug 4, 2015

Orvin
Sep 9, 2006




Looking for some suggestions for my first Armada game using more than the core set. I have one of each Wave 1 items, plus a second gladiator, and 3 extra CR90 corvettes (total of 4, they were cheap on Amazon).

I was thinking an Assault Frigate with Mon Mothma as the flagship, then 3 corvettes and a pair of A-Wings (maybe Tycho as one of the A-Wings). With whatever points left for crew upgrades spread around. Do I want to go with the CR90A ships so I can be rolling red dice from long range? Is Enhanced Armament worth it on the corvettes to give them a decent attack when firing from the side? I imagine I want to be coming in at 45 degrees to big ships so I can actually turn away after getting a shots off.

I didn't want to run a Corvette only list, as I see my flagship being rather vulnerable then. I also want to see the space potato in action.

My initial instincts coming from X-Wing was to run a fighter/bomber heavy fleet, but reading here, I can see how that would be a mistake. I do like the idea of having the CR90s running around like maniacs.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING
To all before the last post, :golfclap:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
This is no cave

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Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Wait-- we went through over a page of this, and no one managed "it's a small exhaust port, located just below the main port?" I weep for our youth.

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