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Salmiakki posted:poured the milk before the cereal, where are my arms this is going too far |
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google THIS posted:wish I had a gf so I could watch her spread pb&j on a tortilla once a month |
# ? Aug 3, 2015 22:52 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 22:53 |
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 01:08 |
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Jimi Changa posted:*put socks on first* |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 01:21 |
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POWERBALL posted:Firefighter carrying me out of the burning house: What happened??
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 01:28 |
deep in a bunker miles below the earth in an unknown area not shown on any map, there is a woman. food, water, everything she needs is supplied through a chute and recycled air/water scrubbing machines. it's a circular room, with hundreds of tiny led lights. if the country is wiped out in a surprise nuclear attack, the led in the direction of the aggressors will light up, and a claxon will sound. at this time, the woman is required to apply blush before foundation while facing the led.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 04:23 |
Salmiakki posted:poured the milk before the cereal, where are my arms ---------------- |
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:34 |
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Qwerinty posted:deep in a bunker miles below the earth in an unknown area not shown on any map, there is a woman. food, water, everything she needs is supplied through a chute and recycled air/water scrubbing machines. it's a circular room, with hundreds of tiny led lights. if the country is wiped out in a surprise nuclear attack, the led in the direction of the aggressors will light up, and a claxon will sound. at this time, the woman is required to apply blush before foundation while facing the led. this is like all my nightmares at the same time
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:39 |
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Qwerinty posted:deep in a bunker miles below the earth in an unknown area not shown on any map, there is a woman. food, water, everything she needs is supplied through a chute and recycled air/water scrubbing machines. it's a circular room, with hundreds of tiny led lights. if the country is wiped out in a surprise nuclear attack, the led in the direction of the aggressors will light up, and a claxon will sound. at this time, the woman is required to apply blush before foundation while facing the led. she accidentally puts on her makeup before facing the light and stalin comes back from the dead
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:44 |
Jimi Changa posted:this is like all my nightmares at the same time it's a new type of posting i'm trying out, due to my brain being destroyed by swallowing pills then drinking water. ---------------- |
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:45 |
TWIST FIST posted:she accidentally puts on her makeup before facing the light and stalin comes back from the dead it's called "job security" ---------------- |
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:45 |
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I put the toy story lid on the monsters inc. sippy cup, now there is a crater were a playground once stood |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:10 |
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I put my tie and shoes on, then socks and underwear, then clothes, got in the shower, drove to work and went to sleep. nothing happened because this is what I normally do
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:39 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I put my tie and shoes on, then socks and underwear, then clothes, got in the shower, drove to work and went to sleep. nothing happened because this is what I normally do every time gsjg goes to work a sun goes supernova
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:42 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I put my tie and shoes on, then socks and underwear, then clothes, got in the shower, drove to work and went to sleep. nothing happened because this is what I normally do gsjg lives in the great black void https://twitter.com/sallymiakki |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:45 |
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this is normal to him, because hes a cultist, and a terrorist
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:03 |
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godspeed john glenns only complaint is that he cant sleep, because the trumpets of judgement day keep waking him up
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:03 |
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TWIST FIST posted:godspeed john glenns only complaint is that he cant sleep, because the trumpets of judgement day keep waking him up The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up. *tossing and turning* And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood *flips pillow over to cold side* And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters *covers feet with covers* And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars; so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise. *kicks covers off of feet* When the fifth angel blew his trumpet, I saw a star that had fallen to earth from the sky. The star was given the key to the shaft of the bottomless pit. *checks phone* And the sixth angel sounded, and I heard a voice from the four horns of the golden altar which is before God, Saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates. And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men. *gets up to pee* But in the days of the voice of the seventh angel, when he shall begin to sound, the mystery of God should be finished, as he hath declared to his servants the prophets. *just stares at the clock*
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:14 |
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*opens window to see the four horsemen riding past leaving a trail of death and destruction* keep it down out there
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:26 |
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I hit post instead of edit and now byob is getting deleted |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:35 |
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Jimi Changa posted:*put socks on first* |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:58 |
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Wertjoe posted:At a fine sandwich restaurant |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:59 |
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Jimi Changa posted:I've been researching this phenomenon and apparently the first documented case occurred in 1979, when eating pudding before meat resulted in pink floyd |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:34 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up. mondays am I right |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 21:42 |
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Totally gonna put the bbq chips in my peanut butter sandwich before I spread the peanut butter
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 21:46 |
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might even spread the peanut butter before I get the bread
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 21:47 |
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just tear the bread up and mix it into the peanut butter |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 21:52 |
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Thingyman posted:just tear the bread up and mix it into the peanut butter xylo is gonna cream his jeans when he hears about this
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 21:58 |
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Jimi Changa posted:xylo is gonna cream his jeans when he hears about this He creams his jeans by putting the cream and jeans together in a mixer |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:43 |
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lol |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:02 |
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:He creams his jeans by putting the cream and jeans together in a mixer ahaha
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:07 |
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:He creams his jeans by putting the cream and jeans together in a mixer |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:17 |
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tried to make a black and tan but poured the stout first and long story short i am currently posting from gehenna |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:22 |
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showered before i pooped today when i was sitting there the newspaper headlines all changed
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:39 |
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brushed my teeth before my coffee and now i think someone is missing from pictures around my house, but i can't remember who
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:39 |
*drizzling honey mustard on top of chicken nuggets* rise, Satan, He who deceives the whole world
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:01 |
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langoliers got me cause of this thread thanks WD |
# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:44 |
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I didn't love you on our first date, when you gave me that stupid baby carriage. I didn't love you when we got married. It's only now that you've invited me up into this tree, with its view of the non-Euclidean wormholes that have opened our night sky to the mindless gibbering of the Elder Gods, that my heart has opened to you completely. Get ready to swap spit.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 01:20 |
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i ate a slice of stuffed crust pizza pointy end first, like a normal slice, now pizza doesn't exist anymore
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