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Not sure Jake is happier fighting outside the UFC now. He just got his arm busted most likely for 30k
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 07:57 |
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Just watched Harris/Shields and holy loving lmao. Even aside from the finish I thought that was a pretty riveting fight. When Palheres bumped out of mount into that heel hook attempt at the end of the 2nd I felt my butthole pucker. I thought the advice to stay standing with Shields in the third was pretty brilliant, and even though they were both getting tired I think that definitely facilitated the finish, still can't believe it was a kimura.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 11:45 |
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LobsterMobster posted:Apparently a Diaz/Khabib feud happened? https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3fhole/video_diaz_and_khabib_brawl_continues_in_vegas/ It continued out into the Casino, big brawl, chairs thrown. In one of the videos Nate calls someone a human being.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 16:37 |
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it's unbelievable that a retarded person submitted jake shields
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 17:13 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:it's unbelievable that a retarded person submitted jake shields
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 17:24 |
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it's unbelievable that a retarded person just owned duncan
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 17:32 |
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2 fat 4 my lambo posted:it's unbelievable that a retarded person just owned duncan
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 17:45 |
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2 fat 4 my lambo posted:it's unbelievable that a retarded person just owned duncan what if I were to tell you mayhem didn't actually submit jake shields
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 17:48 |
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Jake did better than i expected in the grappling, I really thought palhares would be harder for him to control. Ended about how I expected, and we can all agree that the fight doesn't count due to severe cheating
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 17:50 |
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2 fat 4 my lambo posted:it's unbelievable that a retarded person just owned duncan
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 18:22 |
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At this point if you willingly take a fight against Paul Harris I'm going to question who is the real retard.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 18:27 |
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david carmichael posted:Jake did better than i expected in the grappling, I really thought palhares would be harder for him to control. Ended about how I expected, and we can all agree that the fight doesn't count due to severe cheating Same
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:37 |
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Jake complaining bitterly about his opponent repeatedly gouging his eyes is kinda funny in a karmic sort of way
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:45 |
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At least Jake kinda sorta has the benefit of the doubt there, whereas Palhares was straight up gripping his face like a bowling ball.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:50 |
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colonel_korn posted:Jake complaining bitterly about his opponent repeatedly gouging his eyes is kinda funny in a karmic sort of way Yeah.. It owns. He cheated so much against gsp and he got karmic retribution in the form of an insanely dangerous retard sent down by god
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:54 |
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I'm now fondly remembering his reign of terror at ADCC 2011, where he repeatedly tried to hug David Avellan before seriously crippling him, and also tried to break Andre Galvao's fingers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsuX2cnPb0Y I can't imagine how terrifying it must be to have a referee move you to the middle of the mat and carefully put you into a fully locked in heel hook position with Palhares. It must be like being marched to the gallows.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:17 |
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colonel_korn posted:I'm now fondly remembering his reign of terror at ADCC 2011, where he repeatedly tried to hug David Avellan before seriously crippling him, and also tried to break Andre Galvao's fingers. I'm surprised Avellan didn't just concede the match before the restart.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:20 |
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Avellan is a noted defender of Lloyd Irvin so the Palhares-as-an-agent-of-karmic-justice theory holds up
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:22 |
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Apparently the commission withheld his win bonus and might strip him of the belt.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:32 |
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fatherdog posted:Avellan is a noted defender of Lloyd Irvin so the Palhares-as-an-agent-of-karmic-justice theory holds up "Rouismar only pawn...in game of life," said the Brazilian mental invalid.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:32 |
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Hughes had BJ, GSP had Serra, maybe Palhares can come back to the ufc and be the suspected retard jiu jitsu blackbelt who humiliates Lawler
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:34 |
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http://mmajunkie.com/2015/08/abdelaziz-commission-held-palhares-win-bonus-champ-could-be-stripped-of-wsof-belt The NSAC is withholding Palhares win bonus. WSOF is gonna "investigate" and decide whether or not to strip/release him. Since it's WSOF they'll probably ignore this and do a rematch because if Palhares wasn't around crippling people the belt would be continually contested by Fitch, Okami and Shields and no one wants that.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:35 |
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I want Okami and Palhares back in the ufc but the other two guys suck Please send Clay Guida to WSOF
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:37 |
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Bundt Cake posted:Hughes had BJ, GSP had Serra, maybe Palhares can come back to the ufc and be the suspected retard jiu jitsu blackbelt who humiliates Lawler He's already lost to Mayhem
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:38 |
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Lloyd Boner posted:He's already lost to Mayhem I see
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:40 |
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Courtesy of Jake's manager:
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:40 |
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barnacle jake
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:44 |
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I feel like if I was a pro fighter I would simply refuse to compete against tree stump, but this also might illustrate one of the reasons I'm not a pro fighter
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:45 |
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fatherdog posted:Avellan is a noted defender of Lloyd Irvin so the Palhares-as-an-agent-of-karmic-justice theory holds up huh that doesn't bother me as much now
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:44 |
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Would have been way cooler if Shields pulled a James Butler.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 01:04 |
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The refusal to release was disgusting but goddamn that submission was cool as hell.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 17:27 |
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The refusal to release discussion is getting really strange, with nerds taking stop watches to it (he cranks it exactly 1.83 seconds after the ref intervenes!). Really I think that the key here is that, however long he holds it, or however you measure the length of the cranking, is that Palhares cranks it deeper as a response to Shields's tapping, and continues to go deeper as the ref is trying to intervene for those 1.8311325 seconds. In conclusion, make Palhares fight Maia somehow.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 17:57 |
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Palhares could end up stalling with Maia in an MMA fight and that wouldn't go anywhere good. And in general Maia isn't a hostile dude at all. If you want to punish Palhares you have him fight Lombard over and over again until he decides to retire from all the KOs. As much as Lombard sucks he's always gonna be the worst matchup for Palhares and he's just as much of an angry retarded shithead.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 18:58 |
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Ugh, you guys, all the accusations and video evidence that he's a dirty, cheating, dangerous piece of poo poo makes Palhares sad quote:"I just protected myself. He put his head on my nose. I just put my hand there to protect myself. I did not put my fingers in his eyes. You can see it at the time."
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 22:46 |
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If I were the Dynamic Fastener guy (who famously put a bounty on Ronda!s head by promising a stupid amount of money to the first woman to beat her) I'd do the same for someone to crank a sub on Palhares past the end of the fight.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 22:50 |
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I feel genuinely sorry for Paul in his inevitable post fight media encounters. He's a dumb loving animal and it's not his fault when he behaves like one. Someone pass the buckshot.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 22:56 |
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Marching Powder posted:I feel genuinely sorry for Paul in his inevitable post fight media encounters. He's a dumb loving animal and it's not his fault when he behaves like one. Someone pass the buckshot. as a dentist i agree, lets shoot this animal
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:13 |
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quote:Ali Abdelaziz
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:37 |
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palhares rules
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:37 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:43 |
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colonel_korn posted:The cynic in me suspects that they'll declare it a no-contest due to the eye gouging and schedule a new fight. Can they do that? I thought only the comission can do that
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