NCAA Offseason N/V: Yet Another National Champion From The SEC

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Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

mayodreams posted:

This is amazing. Wasn't the .273 BAC the vodka chugging girl from last fall?

Nope, that girl blew .341.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/03/samantha-lynn-goudie-drunk-girl-341-tweets-yolo_n_3859634.html

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# ? May 25, 2024 13:24

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Formerly known as the Elon Fighting Christians.

I wish more religious or even formerly religious schools would embrace that silliness. I would've had way more school spirit if my college were still the Presbyterian Steamrollers, and I'm a Jewish atheist

# ? Aug 4, 2015 02:59

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Even when you're drunk you should know that a bribe of less than face value won't get you into a stadium anywhere

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:02

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Henchman of Santa posted:

I wish more religious or even formerly religious schools would embrace that silliness. I would've had way more school spirit if my college were still the Presbyterian Steamrollers, and I'm a Jewish atheist

I went to a Catholic high school for two years.

The mascot was the Crusaders.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:05

paperchaseguy: Feb 21, 2002; THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

Pakled posted:

Reminder:
http://www.elevenwarriors.com/colle...otball-programs
11 cases where patrons were found either inside or near a bathroom stall, or standing or kneeling next to a trashcan, either dry heaving or vomiting onto themselves or the ground, toilet or waste receptacle;

This used to happen *every single game* I went to. (And sometimes it wasn't me!) This is noteworthy?

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:10

Wanvig: Sep 8, 2003

Henchman of Santa posted:

I wish more religious or even formerly religious schools would embrace that silliness. I would've had way more school spirit if my college were still the Presbyterian Steamrollers, and I'm a Jewish atheist

Finally, a way to beat ISIS.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:10

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

I assumed Bob Jones University's mascot was going to be a white male shouting slurs about same-sex marriage and interracial relationships but it's the totally boring "Bruins".

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:12

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Pakled posted:

I went to a Catholic high school for two years.

The mascot was the Crusaders.

So are like 50% of Christian high schools

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:13

A Man and his dog: Oct 24, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Missing the best shirt on that site which I gladly purchased:

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:15

JesustheDarkLord: May 22, 2006; #VolsDeep; Lipstick Apathy

I don't understand the drunk dude who wanted the music turned down. I'm drunk as poo poo and I want it louder than it will go.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:21

JesustheDarkLord: May 22, 2006; #VolsDeep; Lipstick Apathy

I need a new forums name. Someone help me think.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:32

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

I'm on mobile so don't have a link. But sounds like the broken chair trophy might be back for Nebraska/Minnesota this season. Or at least the notion wasn't shot down at media days.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:34

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Crotch Bat posted:

I assumed Bob Jones University's mascot was going to be a white male shouting slurs about same-sex marriage and interracial relationships but it's the totally boring "Bruins".

Everything about BJU is boring.

blows my mind that so many kids go there every year

I work with like 6 BJU grads and one of them just graduated and is so happy that he can watch movies again lol

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:41

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

JesustheDarkLord posted:

I need a new forums name. Someone help me think.

Rocky Top

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:43

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

JesustheDarkLord posted:

I need a new forums name. Someone help me think.

gently caress Yale

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:46

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

JesustheDarkLord posted:

I need a new forums name. Someone help me think.

Bitch Jones

# ? Aug 4, 2015 04:25

buddychrist10: Nov 4, 2009; Obtuse.....even hokey.

JesustheDarkLord posted:

I need a new forums name. Someone help me think.

DarkLordJesus

# ? Aug 4, 2015 04:49

buddychrist10: Nov 4, 2009; Obtuse.....even hokey.

Pakled posted:

Nope, that girl blew .341.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/03/samantha-lynn-goudie-drunk-girl-341-tweets-yolo_n_3859634.html

Vodka Sam was the best.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 04:50

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

JesustheDarkLord posted:

I need a new forums name. Someone help me think.

BUTCH JOWNS

# ? Aug 4, 2015 04:51

Adlai Stevenson: Mar 4, 2010; Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do

JesustheDarkLord posted:

I need a new forums name. Someone help me think.

A Knoxville Drunk
Big Giant Forehead
Woody Paige's Tan
PraiseTheSunsphere

# ? Aug 4, 2015 04:51

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

JesusElSenorOscuro

# ? Aug 4, 2015 04:53

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

JesustheDarkLord posted:

I need a new forums name. Someone help me think.

DobbsTheDark

and change your avatar to a cropped version of

# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:00

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

C2C - 2.0 posted:

Breitbart Sports?

Did Caste Football get bought out?

# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:06

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

Dobbs looks like Ken Griffey Jr on the Brain and Nerve Tonic Mr Burns was feeding him.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:13

C2C - 2.0: May 14, 2006; Dubs In The Key Of Life; Lipstick Apathy

Of course!

EDIT: "American Huntress" sounds kinda' sexy.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:16

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Generally, I support corrupt entities like the IOC and F1, in the event that I somehow ever become powerful and then have my own avenues to exploit the weak and feed my lust for gold.

However I can no longer stand with the IOC after seeing those words together.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:37

Vice Zoomler Aestro: Apr 4, 2003; pray the rosary dawgs

JesustheDarkLord posted:

I need a new forums name. Someone help me think.

I'm Basic Butch over on Deadspin just take that idgaf.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:56

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

C2C - 2.0 posted:

Of course!

EDIT: "American Huntress" sounds kinda' sexy.

I feel like Breitbart Sports would be the site to just be irrationally mad at Bomani Jones.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:58

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

That Cialis bookmark

# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:58

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

ACC Coaches anonymously talk about conference opponents.

Unfortunately they're all too nice to say anything really nasty.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:06

C2C - 2.0: May 14, 2006; Dubs In The Key Of Life; Lipstick Apathy

Crotch Bat posted:

That Cialis bookmark

Dick is fine; BP not so much.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:26

The Big Jesus: Oct 29, 2007; #essereFerrari

Pakled posted:

ACC Coaches anonymously talk about conference opponents.

Unfortunately they're all too nice to say anything really nasty.

I would totally take that opportunity to get two other schools in a feud with each other by basically doing a Hatin rear end spurrier column and dropping a line in there that one of the coaches says frequently (ie "It is what it is" for Paul Johnson).

# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:37

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Pakled posted:

ACC Coaches anonymously talk about conference opponents.

Unfortunately they're all too nice to say anything really nasty.

Holy poo poo even this is lame, gently caress you ACC. These used to be brutally honest but even now it's a bunch of sad sack old guys too worried about hurting someone's feelings.

What a pathetic conference.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 07:15

buddhanc: Feb 16, 2010

Sith Happens posted:

How long ago? Downtown Fort Worth has had some pretty major improvements and additions in the years I've lived here. The Sundance Plaza area where GameDay sets up was opened in 2013 and is surrounded by new restaurants and bars. It's a pretty lively spot now.

The problem with the Cowboys Classic games in Arlington that ESPN had for the first couple of years is that there really is no area more boring as gently caress than the parking lot at Cowboys Stadium. It's a massive open space, but its location means it doesn't work at all for the public to be involved. Even fans from the visiting schools can't easily join in for GameDay, because chances are they're staying at hotels miles away. It just didn't make for a good atmosphere.

Downtown Fort Worth made for a pretty good backdrop for the season's first GameDay last year. In addition to all the visiting fans from Florida State and Oklahoma State, there were cheerleaders and bands from TCU, UNT, SMU, plus all the locals who came out just for the fun of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM9m35mkvDI

Since they've set up shop down here for the Super Bowl in 2011, NCAA Final Four and College GameDay in 2014, and the National Championship early this year, ESPN really seems to have a thing for downtown Fort Worth.

It was 2008 or 2009. I can't remember properly. I remember having to walk miles to use my fake to buy 20 four lokos for all the other deca kids. it just seemed so desolate at the time. Maybe I was just drunk and stupid and young. That's probably it.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 07:25

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

JesustheDarkLord posted:

I need a new forums name. Someone help me think.

Just borrow Kiffin's Krimson Korner from the one good Tosh skit.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:49

C2C - 2.0: May 14, 2006; Dubs In The Key Of Life; Lipstick Apathy

LSU has added UT_-Chattanooga to its 2017 schedule.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:36

Invicta{HOG}, M.D.: Jan 16, 2002

C2C - 2.0 posted:

Dick is fine; BP not so much.

Does not compute...

Looks like someone is dealing more with post-cycle erectile dysfunction after boosting with anabolic steroids. Nasty stuff, as is thyroid hormone use for bodybuilding.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:37

C2C - 2.0: May 14, 2006; Dubs In The Key Of Life; Lipstick Apathy

Invicta{HOG}, M.D. posted:

Does not compute...

Looks like someone is dealing more with post-cycle erectile dysfunction after boosting with anabolic steroids. Nasty stuff, as is thyroid hormone use for bodybuilding.

OT, but no, just keeping BP in check while on cycle. E2 is fine & dick hasn't broken...yet.

I know the risks & I certainly appreciate your input though.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:39

C2C - 2.0: May 14, 2006; Dubs In The Key Of Life; Lipstick Apathy

What gives, Plainsmen?

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# ? May 25, 2024 13:24

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

C2C - 2.0 posted:

What gives, Plainsmen?

Corso's head smells.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:56

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