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i thought the big green weenie loving you for no reason at all was substantiating documentation.
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Wasabi the J posted:CO level and they're usually loving too busy. Pretty much. Compiling all the paperwork and doing all the counselings for troublemakers results in myself and the rest of my leadership spending 80% of our time on 20% of our soldiers. A higher priority for me is focusing on real, relevant training and developing the numerous good soldiers we have.
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The Army, piling poo poo down hill until everything breaks and the people at the bottom get screwed? Why I never! (Still, hang all nobles)
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calmasahinducow posted:real, relevant training What is this?
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SumYungGui posted:The Army, piling poo poo down hill until everything breaks and the people at the bottom get screwed? Why I never! afnmfh indeed
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calmasahinducow posted:Pretty much. Compiling all the paperwork and doing all the counselings for troublemakers results in myself and the rest of my leadership spending 80% of our time on 20% of our soldiers. A higher priority for me is focusing on real, relevant training and developing the numerous good soldiers we have. No loving poo poo. I got to work this morning and the first thing I got to deal with was a Soldier that's in jail for multiple counts of petit larceny. This same person also has a drug packet in progress, so I'm guessing they were pawning the poo poo they stole to support their pill habit. I finished dealing with that at around 5pm, and I'm still in the office working on another drug packet for a pothead. This'll be the second time in the last week that I'll be spending the night on the couch in the Colonel's office. What I'm saying is, gently caress lower enlisted retards for wasting my time.
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Retardog posted:No loving poo poo. I got to work this morning and the first thing I got to deal with was a Soldier that's in jail for multiple counts of petit larceny. This same person also has a drug packet in progress, so I'm guessing they were pawning the poo poo they stole to support their pill habit. I've got a great idea... Since lower enlisted is loving retarded, and the Army is drawing down, and the economy sucks, combined with education inflation, lets make a bachelors a requirement to enlist. We can make a masters a requirement to commission to keep the wretched masses from thinking they are on par with the glorious nobility.
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There's already a huge number of dudes enlisting with degrees, no idea if it's more than in the past though. Weirdly almost none of them that I've talked to ever tried to pursue a OCS contract first. "I'll just go to OCS later." I never met a single person at OCS that was sent there from a unit on active duty, all the prior service guys got their OCS contracts the same way the college option guys did. Seems almost impossible to go to OCS while you're already in. However it's pretty hard to get an active duty OCS contract these days too, and takes a long time to process.
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Aug 4, 2015 03:15
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 when she looked over my shoulder the acap lady didnt find it very amusing
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Aug 4, 2015 09:57
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Ace of Baes posted:
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Ace of Baes posted:
I got out of doing ACAP, but was told about that stupid work book. If I had to have attended I was just gonna write down "not die, not die, not die" and then fairly likely go see mental health and then go have a nap. That's a righteous doodle though.
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Aug 4, 2015 18:31
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Aug 6, 2015 03:45
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Aug 6, 2015 03:55
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...is anyone here going to be on active duty? Seems like the vet thread grows (beards and bellies included) and this thread slows down more and more.
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Aug 6, 2015 04:01
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Everybody still in is too busy getting drunk
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Aug 6, 2015 04:17
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this thread is a honeypot for us to mock
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Aug 6, 2015 04:26
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Our supply of GiP active and reserve nobles is rapidly dwindling. All is well.
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Aug 6, 2015 04:27
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Triggs posted:Everybody still in is too busy getting drunk Or in a better job where we DJ and make youtube videos for y'all to laugh at. (Used to be S1, gently caress that noise hard) Here's an hour if you're bored and want some top 40. https://soundcloud.com/seanmacncheese-1/mac-full-hour-05aug15
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Aug 6, 2015 04:29
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done in 8 months i'm on gently caress everything im not gonna do it detail
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Aug 6, 2015 07:35
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I'm going to be the last drat active goon in GIP while everyone else makes fun of me for the next two years.
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Aug 6, 2015 07:39
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This might not be the best time to bring this up, but I'm thinking about joining up again. In the reserves. Of a completely different branch.
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Aug 6, 2015 08:36
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McNally posted:This might not be the best time to bring this up, but I'm thinking about joining up again. What could possibly go wrong
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I see it as a minor victory that the "ask us about joining" thread has been completely silent for a month excepting one numbnut that didn't know what he was doing. And yes I will make fun of you for years to come Aranan.
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Aug 6, 2015 13:11
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This thread should create the Iceslice Challenge where you go to selection and pass.
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Aug 6, 2015 13:17
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SumYungGui posted:I see it as a minor victory that the "ask us about joining" thread has been completely silent for a month excepting one numbnut that didn't know what he was doing. At least the last two seem like they'll be better than the first two... It's not just this thread, either. It felt like everyone at my last unit and a ton of people st my current unit are ETSing. Even the high speed hoorah hoorah types laugh about staying in and get their DD214s
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Equine Don posted:This thread should create the Iceslice Challenge where you go to selection and pass. I have a question for him if he's lurking. Is SF full of super moto ARE TROOPS guys or is it just the handful of SF dudes I've known?
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Aug 6, 2015 13:57
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Ace of Baes posted:I have a question for him if he's lurking. None of the SF dudes I worked with or know are like that. Most of them hate the Army, but like their job.
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Aug 6, 2015 16:26
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I think you're thinking of SEALs.
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Last month at drill I got called into retention "100k bonus and I'll stay" "Get the gently caress out of my office" Just gonna keep this up
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Retardog posted:No loving poo poo. I got to work this morning and the first thing I got to deal with was a Soldier that's in jail for multiple counts of petit larceny. This same person also has a drug packet in progress, so I'm guessing they were pawning the poo poo they stole to support their pill habit. If they aren't mixing cocaine into the floor wax/shooting the pizza man you still have decent Soldiers.
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Aranan posted:I'm going to be the last drat active goon in GIP while everyone else makes fun of me for the next two years. Haha gently caress you. They roped me in till 2019.
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Aug 7, 2015 07:24
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Wasabi the J posted:Haha gently caress you. They roped me in till 2019. youre a retard
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to be honest though we all joined the army at some point in our lives, so really we're all retards here
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Aug 7, 2015 08:07
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It's me. I'm the retard.
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Aug 7, 2015 10:39
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Hey now, there's a spectrum of this retardation. Joined, re-upped, went lifer. Some people don't go full retard on this military thing.
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Aug 7, 2015 13:14
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SumYungGui posted:Hey now, there's a spectrum of this retardation. Joined, re-upped, went lifer. Some people don't go full retard on this military thing. Went lifer here. Guess that's why I'm "US Army, Retarded."
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I'm as proud as I can be of my newest Specialist. She hasn't even been in a year and she's already at zero fucks to give. I mean, she still enlisted, so she's still partly retarded.
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