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sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

That video where Ronald wears prosthetics and kicks a ball around a town centre is dead good.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gZAZnhEWI8

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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:05

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# ? May 13, 2024 20:45

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

sassassin posted:

That video where Ronald wears prosthetics and kicks a ball around a town centre is dead good.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gZAZnhEWI8

i love this he's the best

# ? Aug 4, 2015 14:45

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Ronaldo basically owns.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:30

Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
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I like how his fat suit has abs

# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:00

Brony Car: May 22, 2014; by Cyrano4747

Man-U are the worst.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:07

mackintosh: Aug 18, 2007; Semper Fidelis Poloniae

why would you not want to show off a pair of capital knockers if you had them, and if you're flat as an ironing board then there's nothing to be concerned about either

adidas have designed the perfect shirt imo

# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:11

kri kri: Jul 18, 2007

Brony Car posted:

Man-U are the worst.

They should have shorter shorts too.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:13

Lord of Garbagemen: Jan 28, 2014; Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

sassassin posted:

That video where Ronald wears prosthetics and kicks a ball around a town centre is dead good.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gZAZnhEWI8

The big C, Ronald is pretty cool for this video.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:23

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

sassassin posted:

That video where Ronald wears prosthetics and kicks a ball around a town centre is dead good.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gZAZnhEWI8

Was the money he collected going towards the next ref bribe?

fake edit: It was cool though, that he gave the ball to the kid and signed it.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:36

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

Brony Car posted:

Man-U are the worst.

If anything the larger neck should be on the men's jersey.

Because their fans are fat, you see.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:00

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

I didn't know you were a United fan too.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:02

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

Chamberlain says Arsenal are more than selfies.

Chamberlain not actually quoted saying it.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:09

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Brony Car posted:

Man-U are the worst.

I've already seen a girl on tinder wearing that in her main pic.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:57

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

http://streamable.com/4g9t ftw

# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:19

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

sassassin posted:

That video where Ronald wears prosthetics and kicks a ball around a town centre is dead good.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gZAZnhEWI8

My favorite part was when the little kid he signed the ball for seemed to have no clue who he was.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:28

JerseyMonkey: Jul 1, 2007

sassassin posted:

That video where Ronald wears prosthetics and kicks a ball around a town centre is dead good.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gZAZnhEWI8

Interesting video. Shame that no one seemed to care much walking him do tricks. A little disturbing how insane the crowds got the second he unveiled. That must be frustrating to deal with a horde of people spawning anytime you are spotted.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:27

Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Strawman posted:

I can't get enough of these planted stories about Ronaldo

# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:43

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

JerseyMonkey posted:

Interesting video. Shame that no one seemed to care much walking him do tricks.

The stuff he was doing was kind of subtle and I could see how you could walk by without noticing him.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:13

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Hegay posted:

http://streamable.com/4g9t ftw

Vorm is such a poo poo keeper.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:28

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

blue footed boobie posted:

The stuff he was doing was kind of subtle and I could see how you could walk by without noticing him.

It was a poo poo disguise tbf, he looked like Ronaldo in a fat suit with sunglasses on.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:37

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Shrapnig posted:

It was a poo poo disguise tbf, he looked like Ronaldo in a fat suit with sunglasses on.

clearly not, based on the crowd reaction

# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:54

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Pep goes catatonic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mJbC02BtFg

# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:37

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIMhJWZcvAY

# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:52

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

TheBigAristotle posted:

Pep goes catatonic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mJbC02BtFg

Is pep a bit mental?

# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:59

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

JFairfax posted:

Is pep a bit mental?

He's a raging autist.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 01:16

El Hefe: Oct 31, 2006; You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

to me it looks like he has to take a poo poo real bad but doesn't get up to go to the bathroom because he doesnt want to leave the press conference

# ? Aug 5, 2015 01:26

Twat le Piss: Aug 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

El Hefe posted:

to me it looks like he has to take a poo poo real bad but doesn't get up to go to the bathroom because he doesnt want to leave the press conference

Shameful, if Puncheon can leave a game to have a poo poo, surely Pep can leave a press conference for a few minutes

# ? Aug 5, 2015 01:44

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

That is the face when you forget something important, like paying a bill, missing an anniversary, or the chance to make an epic quip.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 01:55

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

TheBigAristotle posted:

Pep goes catatonic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mJbC02BtFg

lol he's slowly having another mental breakdown and this time Mourinho didn't even have a hand in it. maybe cause the season just started and he already lost a trophy? retard faced bald oval office b*tch

# ? Aug 5, 2015 02:25

Ravel: Dec 23, 2009; There's no story

JerseyMonkey posted:

A little disturbing how insane the crowds got the second he unveiled.

He's probably the most recognizable footballer in the world, of course he's going to get that kind of reaction, especially in Madrid. I don't think any footballer would get that reaction in London. Costa could probably sit in Trafalgar Square without a disguise and people would throw change at his feet.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 02:33

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Ravel posted:

He's probably the most recognizable footballer in the world, of course he's going to get that kind of reaction, especially in Madrid. I don't think any footballer would get that reaction in London. Costa could probably sit in Trafalgar Square without a disguise and people would throw change at his feet.

He does look like a mongoloid.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 02:36