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Hobohemian posted:What kind of dumbass alcoholic drinks craft beer? an alcoholic will drink anything readily available, craft beer or no
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Alcoholics drink like natty light
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JebanyPedal posted:Im gonna suck your penis Dibs
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JebanyPedal posted:Im gonna suck your penis Finally
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JebanyPedal posted:Im gonna suck your penis O thanks my dude
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JebanyPedal posted:Im gonna suck your penis How much okcupid pussy have you gotten since your last post
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quote:"im a wiccan princess.a bbw!"
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Risky posted:How much okcupid pussy have you gotten since your last post I Dunno when that was I actually have a new GF now
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is there something in the bible about not getting tattoos and piercings? because if you say you're a christian then talk about how you're disfiguring your bloated carcass with lovely artwork... it's very fun to think about not really relevant to the thread, more of a think piece tbh. couple of months ago there was an australian woman who died getting a butt implant in thailand. but the thing is, she was a dedicated christian lady, with a diploma in christian studies and was a leader at her church. but yet she had to disfigure her bottom with a fake bottom. very hypocritical, which makes me think that they don't believe in what they're preaching. thanks for reading
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toggle posted:is there something in the bible about not getting tattoos and piercings? because if you say you're a christian then talk about how you're disfiguring your bloated carcass with lovely artwork... it's very fun to think about Ya this is good stuff had a good time reading and thinking
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Lots of stuff 2 think about right now
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toggle posted:is there something in the bible about not getting tattoos and piercings? because if you say you're a christian then talk about how you're disfiguring your bloated carcass with lovely artwork... it's very fun to think about There is but only Jews follow it I think.
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toggle posted:is there something in the bible about not getting tattoos and piercings? because if you say you're a christian then talk about how you're disfiguring your bloated carcass with lovely artwork... it's very fun to think about I remembered a rabbi saying something about it when I was in hebrew school from the old testament, so I googled it to make sure I was remembering correctly. https://www.christiancourier.com/articles/246-does-the-old-testament-condemn-tattoos If they are saying homosexuality is a sin because of Leviticus, then they shouldn't have tattoos. Kind of weird, now that I think about it. We were taught about the tattoo thing in hebrew school, but nobody there gives a poo poo if someone's gay. To make up for this serious post, I'm going to have to go trawl okcupid.   There's also some dude with a name that is a variation of "Itonguefuckyou". And another whose profile image is this:  Except he is looking for "the one". Another weird profile pic: 
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I automatically disqualify any profile that has the bible as a favorite book unless they specify it's their favorite fiction
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anyone with gauges ears is a garbage person c/d
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Germstore posted:anyone with gauges ears is a garbage person c/d Why did you bother offering "deny" as an option?
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Germstore posted:anyone with gauges ears is a garbage person c/d Over 22 confirm
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Germstore posted:anyone with gauges ears is a garbage person c/d this is really hard for me because im mostly attracted to girls with low self esteem and a history of poor life choices so
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Piss n poo n poopie too n cum n spit n eat my poo poo
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JebanyPedal posted:Piss n poo n poopie too n cum n spit n eat my poo poo milk milk lemonade, round the corner fudge is made am i doing it right?
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Germstore posted:anyone with gauges ears is a garbage person c/d 
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Germstore posted:anyone with gauges ears is a garbage person c/d
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Yawgmoth posted:I love it when people have gauges in their ears because it is a perfect visual signal of them being useless in every way. My dumbshit roomate's best friend has these really big gauges. Imagine drink coasters with flaky pink skin stretched around them except somehow even more stupid and gross.
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If you have a bunch of dry cleaning and a coffee in your hands and also need to unlock the door you can just hang it all on your ears and then your hand is free.
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Pot Of Shoe posted:My dumbshit roomate's best friend has these really big gauges. Imagine drink coasters with flaky pink skin stretched around them except somehow even more stupid and gross.
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Those guys with the saucers in their ears probably wouldn't do well in a street fight.
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People with gauges in their ears are just in to the pain/stretching, right? I mean, nobody ever looks good with that poo poo Sometimes it feels good to pull off a scab or dig out a nice big booger, but I don't know if I would cut my skin or purposely catch a cold to go head spelunking
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ElGroucho posted:People with gauges in their ears are just in to the pain/stretching, right? I mean, nobody ever looks good with that poo poo nah they're just dumb
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ElGroucho posted:People with gauges in their ears are just in to the pain/stretching, right? I mean, nobody ever looks good with that poo poo I think I saw some goon post one time that the "3 shape was aesthetically pleasing" to him or loving whatever. He means that the edge of the pinna makes a shape like a 3, as in: -(.` 3)
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3 looks like a 3utt. 3utts 3utts 3utts.
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ElGroucho posted:People with gauges in their ears are just in to the pain/stretching, right? I mean, nobody ever looks good with that poo poo It means they're into anal
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holy poo poo, just a 23 tear old posted:
Like...when she was 6 did she have a 3 year old 'boyfriend?' Coolness Averted fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Aug 4, 2015 |
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Coolness Averted posted:holy poo poo, just Probably talking about the 11y.o. she dated last year. 
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Coolness Averted posted:holy poo poo, just It's probably some anime character in her head, guys. Oh, wait, is this not the tumble mock thrread?
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I came across a woman's profile that said don't message me unless you've spent time in other countries, then I check her questions and she doesn't have an active passport 
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so i've did a little homework assignment. i've picked a bunch of girls in following criterias - age 24 to 34, any nationality or ethnicity, in vicinity of new york, at least 5/10 looks. the following question is based on my profile's picture where i stand only in my underwear and flexing my arms with satisfied smile. "good evening! i need unbiased opinion from a random girl. had an argument with my friend here and its being said that my picture where i stand in my underwear is vulgar and should be removed. what is your opinion on that?" the variety of responses left me pleasantly surprised. and overall impression made me with big grin on my mug. well, its kinda nice to see that all women different and not being just cunts. so keep asking questions and you are bound to find the answer that you will like! i know, i did! )) here the first 50 answers. Haha well I don't find it vulgar. But I'm also not very conservative when it comes to things like that. I'm sure there are other people who wouldn't be into it. Although I guess those aren't the types of people you would want to date anyway, so I suppose it's probably a decent self selecting tactic. you probably should remove it. Well, I wouldn't call it vulgar. Though I would say that it very well could deter girls from responding. It sends the message that all you want is sex or some sort of sexual based relationship. I think it's silly, I don't think its vulgar. It also depends on what type of message you are trying to send through your profile. JUST A LITTLE VULGAR FOR SOME, I PERSONALLY DON'T HAVE ANY ISSUE... I think it's fine, it Shows the goods. you're just killing the possibility of someone liking you for your personality regardless of your physique. Hahah its kind of funny I suppose Maybe but you look good It's not vulgar, but women don't like seeing random pics of guys in their underwear on dating sites Take it down. It's not offensive but I don't think anyone is gonna take you seriously if you keep it. Well, since you asked, my reaction both to this message and your underwear pic is "Are you loving kidding me?" Not at all vulgar. But I don't offend easily. Yes take it down. I think you are trying to be funny maybe, but it's just better without it. Good luck Evening it NOT vulgar!! It's kinda weird that u have a pic with ur underwear on Ha. I don't think it's vulgar. It doesn't have that selfie-in-mirror creepiness to it. Lol, this is my dream come true... Guy soliciting feedback on his profile (there are so many bad ones out there). Well, not vulgar... You can tell from the series of pictures that you're funny and you're joking slash maybe not a little, so that chicks can see your ripped bod in full view. I say keep it! wink emoticon Live your life! Good evening. You're not in a lewd pose so I wouldn't call it vulgar. I was surprised to see a pic like that, but I'm different than most woman. I'm not even a fan of shirtless pics. I don't like seeing someone's nipples before I even know them. It's like a forced "Look at me almost naked!" when I didn't need to or want to. You should do a close up Anthony Weiner style shot to supplement the full body shot. Well every bad can whatever want smile emoticon .if you thing that its fine nobady can change your mind and its depends what are you looking for and what did you thinking when you pout that pic Completely agree with your friend!!!!! Good evening... Yes, your friend is right. Remove the picture smile emoticon Whenever guys like you post pics of themselves it just makes me chuckle. Those types of pics aren't vulgar- cause they don't turn women on No it's not vulgar at all. It's the human body! And you're not doing anything particularly sexual. If anything it's a bit whimsical. You should remove it I have no answers Your friend is correct. My opinion is if you wanted to talk with me, you just needed to say hello! It's not vulgar as much as unnecessary, since it sort of seems uncouth especially since you look good clothed. Guys who pose naked or in their underwear seem like they're only looking for sex on the site. I don't find it vulgar... if anything i find it amusing You should remove. You're not looking for casual sex, according to your profile and it just doesn't really fit well overall. Besides it's not very flattering. i would say keep the photo if you keep on wanting to use that as a pick up line/ convo starter Good evening.. From a young woman's point of view, I dont know that its vulgar, but its probably not the best choice for a proper introdcution to a respectable lady. Well it is not, you should keep it! smile emoticon Just change your screen name to Captain Underpants and rock your undies. Not the absolute weirdest intro I've gotten so I'll bite -- I wouldn't say vulgar but definitely makes a statement! Hope that helps settle your argument. No, it's not vulgar. Not even close. Hi there... Vulgar is in the eye of the beholder. And you're certainly not the only man on OKC showing off his bod. I'd say leave it up, but it depends on the type of gal you're hoping to attract. I think that burgundy is not your color, you should have gone with a green/aqua color :~). Other than that I think its fine. Yes, it is very very vulgar! You must send me every copy so that I can make sure the vulgar police don't catch you. How dare you try to shine in your underwear. For shame...So vulgar, so tight , so short....Only the vulgar girls will like you. Let me protect you from them wink emoticon Ok. In todays world, its not vulgar. Not surprised to see it but definitely tells me something about you. I'm not a huge fan of it. If a guy is so great, why would he need a picture showing off his body? Same goes for girls. That's just me though. It's not too vulgar to me...but it's not your most flattering pic. Maybe one with shorts instead of briefs. Hi, I don't know if vulgar is the right word, but unnecessary is perhaps an alternative. Leave something to the imagination.. Good luck Lol. Lol. I think you should listen to your friends. They only want the best for you. Good evening , that was a very good way of getting me to look at you in your underwear by the way. Nope, not vulgar- underwear is just swim clothes without the ocean around Not the absolute weirdest intro I've gotten so I'll bite -- I wouldn't say vulgar but definitely makes a statement! Hope that helps settle your argument. My opinion? If you used the same judgement choosing profile photos as you do in choosing friends you'd find the love of your life in no time. : p Hope that helps.
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actionjackson posted:I came across a woman's profile that said don't message me unless you've spent time in other countries, then I check her questions and she doesn't have an active passport Maybe she's a dual citizen but avoiding the IRS
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Aydjile posted:so i've did a little homework assignment. This is art.
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quote:You're not in a lewd pose so I wouldn't call it vulgar. I was surprised to see a pic like that, but I'm different than most woman. I'm not even a fan of shirtless pics. I don't like seeing someone's nipples before I even know them. It's like a forced "Look at me almost naked!" when I didn't need to or want to.
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