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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Men in Greece used to get naked while competing in the Ancient Olympics, although some of them wore a kynodesme to cover their dick...or maybe it was kinky.

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BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Junior Jr. posted:

Men in Greece used to get naked while competing in the Ancient Olympics, although some of them wore a kynodesme to cover their dick...or maybe it was kinky.

More likely to prevent your dingle dangle from getting grasped and tugged on real hard by a wrestling opponent who isn't afraid to play dirty. Hell, even modern high school wrestling has moves that are just a step removed from dick tugging.

EDIT:


:eyepop:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Not to detract from the male nipple milk talk, but I'm still on the crime show derail. Has there ever been a crime show that has done a good episode on video games or tabletop games without sensationalising it? The closest I can think of is Luther series 2 and that still had a man killing people to earn points in his larp murder spree.

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.
I never thought I'd have to use this, but please,


lornekates
Oct 3, 2014

Web Developer for phelous.com dot com.

Arcsquad12 posted:

Not to detract from the male nipple milk talk, but I'm still on the crime show derail. Has there ever been a crime show that has done a good episode on video games or tabletop games without sensationalising it? The closest I can think of is Luther series 2 and that still had a man killing people to earn points in his larp murder spree.

The most accurate portrayal of gaming in a non-gaming movie/show is Role Models.

That's the bar. That's where the bar's been set.

Cyron
Mar 10, 2014

by zen death robot

lornekates posted:

The most accurate portrayal of gaming in a non-gaming movie/show is Role Models.

That's the bar. That's where the bar's been set.

The first time watch big bang thory is when the main charater's wow account got hacked, they found that the hacker is some fat bully nerd around LA and they went to his house to get his stuff back.

In real life when your Warcraft account get hacked it takes about a half hor to call blizzard and you get everything back, and depending on the GM he may throw in a few days wroth of game time.

but TV shows need drama and most people who love big bang thory are boomers or people who think their nerds because they own a T-shirt with Iron Man on it.

Kunster
Dec 24, 2006

Second part of Phelous taking on The GhostBusters cartoon got released recently!

Paladin
Nov 26, 2004
You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.



Oh this is fascinating already. I always wondered as a child why a show I loved went to hell (ditto on the addition of random snot-nosed brat to Ninja Turtles).

Who were these consulting firms? Where did they come from? How did they gain influence? How long did it take people to understand that not every kind of story benefits from the addition of kid sidekicks?

Edit: Holy poo poo making the one black guy the driver what the gently caress cartoon consultants?

Paladin fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Aug 3, 2015

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Here are the three questions I had while watching that review:

1) Who the heck ran Q5, a bunch of 1950's Southern Baptists teamed up with the Comics Code Authority?

2) Why does Dave Coulier's impression of Bill Murray sound more like the groundskeeper from Caddyshack than Venkman?

3) In "Janeane, You've Changed," how did JMS become "Michael J. Straczynski"?

**Edit**

Sorry, here's a fourth one:

4) Why does Prof. Dweeb look like he's drawn by Gary Larson?

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Jesus christ, those consulting stories.

"Sure, your show is doing really really well, but on the other hand these other people have sweeping claims with zero evidence to back them up... Hmm, this is a toughie..."

You'd think the very first time the words "No, we haven't polled any children..." came up in meetings it'd be out the door, see ya, but no. The network continued to side with this random consulting company even to the loss of one of the show's main producers. What the hell. :psyduck:

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Paladin posted:

Edit: Holy poo poo making the one black guy the driver what the gently caress cartoon consultants?

The consultants watched Driving Miss Daisy and thought "Let's make Winston Hoke Colburn, it'll be great."

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.
My guess for #2 is that the Coullier could do Carl Spackler, but regular Bill Murray not as much.

#3, no idea, but it might be what he was being credited as at that time.

As far as #4, now I wish there was a Far Side cartoon.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Junior Jr. posted:

Men in Greece used to get naked while competing in the Ancient Olympics, although some of them wore a kynodesme to cover their dick...or maybe it was kinky.

And they get naked now because the EU made them sell their clothes to pay off their debts.

Cyron
Mar 10, 2014

by zen death robot

Wheat Loaf posted:

And they get naked now because the EU made them sell their clothes to pay off their debts.

I just like to think grace is now hoboland where everyone is dessed in classic hobo style with patches on all clothings and a rag sack on a end of a stick or nude in a wooden barrel,

I saw the ghost busters video, holy poo poo I remember hating slimer as a kid, no wonder way me and every kid I know watched fox kids instead outside of Sonic Sat AM and Garfield.

Cyron fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Aug 4, 2015

Paladin
Nov 26, 2004
You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.


All of this makes me even more amazed that Batman: The Animated Series came out only a few years later.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Cyron posted:

I just like to think grace is now hoboland where everyone is dessed in classic hobo style with patches on all clothings and a rag sack on a end of a stick or nude in a wooden barrel,

Obviously, the entire thing has been orchestrated by German bindle and barrel manufacturers.

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



I'm trying to remember which seasons of Ghostbusters were good and which were bad. I presume 1 and 2 were the good ones?

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Cyron posted:

I just like to think grace is now hoboland where everyone is dessed in classic hobo style with patches on all clothings and a rag sack on a end of a stick or nude in a wooden barrel,

I saw the ghost busters video, holy poo poo I remember hating slimmer as a kid, no wonder way me and every kid I know watched fox kids instead outside of Sonic Sat AM and Garfield.

Hating slimmer is probably why your fingers are now so fat you can't type properly.

Cyron
Mar 10, 2014

by zen death robot

The Vosgian Beast posted:

Hating slimmer is probably why your fingers are now so fat you can't type properly.

Sorry for the misspell. thank you for helping me. :)

Cyron fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Aug 4, 2015

lornekates
Oct 3, 2014

Web Developer for phelous.com dot com.

dijon du jour posted:

Jesus christ, those consulting stories.

"Sure, your show is doing really really well, but on the other hand these other people have sweeping claims with zero evidence to back them up... Hmm, this is a toughie..."

You'd think the very first time the words "No, we haven't polled any children..." came up in meetings it'd be out the door, see ya, but no. The network continued to side with this random consulting company even to the loss of one of the show's main producers. What the hell. :psyduck:

You'd think. If the goal was to make a good show.

Would it make sense if the goal was any or all of the following:

1) Funnel money to your buddies who run a consulting firm?

2) Torpedo a show that a previous executive was in charge of, so it looks like he was bad, and you are good?

2a) Or to funnel the budget from that show off to a pet project?

3) Now that there's a huge audience, sell a bunch of toys to them, even at the expense of the quality of the show?

4) Make a highly visible "action plan" of some sorts, and attach your name to it. Then when the show's numbers rise (even slightly) in the next quarter-- you point to your "action plan" and say "SEE SEE I raised the show's ratings by 0.5%, I've earned my million dollar bonus". Even though the show's numbers would have risen anyways, just based on word of mouth-- but shut the gently caress up, you implemented an ACTION PLAN. Cash out your bonus and parachute out before the show goes down in flames. Run fast and far with your short term gains.

4a) And if for some reason the numbers go down instead of up, you can blame it on the show's team who weren't "team players" and didn't follow your executive decision, and thus have cost the network millions and should all be fired?

Or all of the above? Because that's how the executive/administrative layers of networks work. Making a good show is secondary to everything else.

At least JMS went on to never have a really good show of his completely torpedofucked by network executives... :cry:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Captain Rufus posted:

FOR SHAME to Sage

Sage has reviewed anime porn before, so I'm not really surprised he'd voice a character in a thing by a porn artist

Mokinokaro posted:

Zone also got fired from Skullgirls for being too creepy online. Go figure.

lmao really? any funny deets?

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

FirstAidKite posted:

Sage has reviewed anime porn before, so I'm not really surprised he'd voice a character in a thing by a porn artist

Honestly, it's probably the funniest thing he's ever done.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHdJIaqmUj8

Cinema Snob did a review of the Roger Corman version of Fantastic Four.

Compendium
Jun 18, 2013

M-E-J-E-D
I'm not sure what happened in this thread, but I saw a picture of Chris Evan's man chest and that pretty much made up for whatever bs went on in the previous pages.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Testekill posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHdJIaqmUj8

Cinema Snob did a review of the Roger Corman version of Fantastic Four.

That was the absolute last place I expected a reference to Power Pack. (Speaking of which, has anyone ever done a video on the live-action pilot?)

And geez, did Corman really have to include the whole "Reed met Sue when he was in college and she was 12" aspect of their relationship?

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


So what do people think of SFDebris' comics history retrospective? It's up to 10 episodes and is pretty interesting.

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude

Yvonmukluk posted:

So what do people think of SFDebris' comics history retrospective? It's up to 10 episodes and is pretty interesting.

I agree, it appears to be incredible well researched and gives a great inside how the comic book industry looked before 90s and how many things that seem so integral to it are actually really new. I always find it really fascinating how fluid things you considered to be the norm actually are.

GoodBadFlicks recently reviewed the Spawn movie and also started out with a bit of backstory of McFarlane. Hearing a pretty neutral to positive taker on the foundation of Image was actually kinda weird.

EndOfTheWorld
Jul 22, 2004

I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.
Cybernetic Crumb
There's a new Board James - this time covering board games based on Full House and Family Matters. Much like Full House, the video starts out cute and then goes to a very, very dark place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WWkIVxoUAU

lornekates
Oct 3, 2014

Web Developer for phelous.com dot com.
Speaking of the end of The Fantastic Four video...

Has anyone ever compiled a list of all the "lost" episodes? The ones that were taken down for one reason or another? What their current status is?

Off the top of my head
Nostalgia Chick - Dune - Taken down after fan backlash, never put back up
Brows Held High - What Is It? - Legal threat from whatshisface who made it. Ironically, Snail Kyle lives on
Brows Held High - The Girlfriend - Taken down by Kyle, though there's a commentary video on it instead
Obscurus Lupa Presents - Max Hell: Frog Warrior - Re-edited to include no footage, and only MSPaints
The Cinema Snob - Grizzly 2 - I think it's back up, but I don't know if it's a repost or Brad-official

Any others of note?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
What happened with Nostalgia Chick's Dune video? I've heard about it but don't know any of the details.

emeriin
Feb 1, 2015
She got a lot of fanboys telling her she didn't get it, but she removed it because it wasn't up to her standards. Or something to that effect.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Her Dune video was funny and good. Nerds are the worst.

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.
Did it have Spoony in it?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Mraagvpeine posted:

Did it have Spoony in it?

I think this was a good while after his meltdown and departure from channel awesome.

emeriin
Feb 1, 2015
Nah, the review was in 2010.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

EndOfTheWorld posted:

There's a new Board James - this time covering board games based on Full House and Family Matters. Much like Full House, the video starts out cute and then goes to a very, very dark place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WWkIVxoUAU

I liked the concept for this series, then after the 'Dream Phone' review, I felt like it stopped being about the board games and more about the story and the characters...which is a shame because I thought some of them looked fun and interesting, even if they were just a gimmick, but now they feel like they're a secondary thing while the subtle dark plotline is the centre of attention.

Junior Jr. fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Aug 4, 2015

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

I told you that story so I could tell you this one...
From what I remember, Lindsay was right to criticize that movie because it's awful. It was when she started accusing the book of the same sins that it became kinda clear that she hadn't read it.

TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.

Beefstew posted:

From what I remember, Lindsay was right to criticize that movie because it's awful. It was when she started accusing the book of the same sins that it became kinda clear that she hadn't read it.

Yeah, Dune the novel is amazingly good. The movie...not so much.

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Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

I really like the Dune movie but I certainly wouldn't call it good. It was a case of it being less than the sum of its parts. I found the performances and everything visually in that film to be very compelling to watch. But the story just wasn't there and wasn't focused enough for a film. Frankly it would be incredibly hard to put that novel to film or even a series (scifi tried this and failed miserably). There's just a lot to it.

The book is a masterpiece, though. It's a hard read but well worth it.

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