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I know Kuligowski is a DL miracle worker, but I am pretty concerned about Mizzou's line this year. Harold Brantley is out for the year with an injury and Marcus Loud was dismissed from the program leaving only Charles Harris as a player who started at least one game before (and he only started one). I don't think it's fair to put a lot of responsibility on Beckner Jr's shoulders, but he's gonna need to contribute this year if the Tigers want to have any sort of presence up front. I guess it's nice that our secondary and linebackers are more seasoned since they'll need to pick up a lot of the slack.
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djdanno13 posted:Can you imagine the bedshitting if a university bought and housed an endangered animal today? LSU still has a live tiger on campus. He's at every home game.
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I was just about to post about those San Diego State uniforms, because holy crap those own so hard.
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drunk leprechaun posted:LSU still has a live tiger on campus. He's at every home game. Not every one, he has to want to come out.
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djdanno13 posted:Can you imagine the bedshitting if a university bought and housed an endangered animal today? With how prevalent weird pets seem to be in places like Texas I'm surprised it hasn't happened already. "And now, Northwestern Texas State A&M proudly present: Billy, everyone's favorite snow leopard!"
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I wish there was a Florida school with the Burmese Python as a mascot.
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Pakled posted:I wish there was a Florida school with the Burmese Python as a mascot. Closest you've got to that is Florida A&M
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Maybe they should've done that for the IMG Academy, a bloated, invasive creature
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I have long campaigned for Iowa to dress a man up in buckskins and stick him in a cage on campus but alas
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One of the tiger or wildcat teams should change their mascot to an actual dead horse
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Northwestern should find the upright they tossed in the lake and keep that on the field as a mascot
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San Diego State's rival should switch their mascot to smallpox blankets
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Ole Miss should drop the whole "rebels" and "black bears" thing and just make its mascot the Landsharks.
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Are there any old stories of some students trying to steal a dangerous mascot and being killed?
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Spacebump posted:Are there any old stories of some students trying to steal a dangerous mascot and being killed? Not that I can think of but Texas AM students killed themselves making a bonfire which is pretty stupid
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Raku posted:One of the tiger or wildcat teams should change their mascot to an actual dead horse Actually, UH should adopt the Dead Horse mascot since, well, the metal band Dead Horse were from Houston.
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Mike_V posted:I know Kuligowski is a DL miracle worker, but I am pretty concerned about Mizzou's line this year. Harold Brantley is out for the year with an injury and Marcus Loud was dismissed from the program leaving only Charles Harris as a player who started at least one game before (and he only started one). I don't think it's fair to put a lot of responsibility on Beckner Jr's shoulders, but he's gonna need to contribute this year if the Tigers want to have any sort of presence up front. I guess it's nice that our secondary and linebackers are more seasoned since they'll need to pick up a lot of the slack. I guess we have to hope Josh Augusta and Ricky Hatley can pick up the slack and the dudes under them can catch up fast.
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Raku posted:One of the tiger or wildcat teams should change their mascot to an actual dead horse If only Penn State had kept Old Coaly the Skeletal Hell Horse as a mascot
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Spacebump posted:Are there any old stories of some students trying to steal a dangerous mascot and being killed? I assume the Florida alligator has eaten someone but the odds are overwhelmingly on it being someone who roots for the Gators since that represents a good 95% of people killed by alligators.
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Raku posted:One of the tiger or wildcat teams should change their mascot to an actual dead horse And they could put this on campus: 
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http://deadspin.com/uconns-bob-diaco-has-a-new-name-for-that-rivalry-that-d-1722077475 lol uconn
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single-mode fiber posted:Maybe they should've done that for the IMG Academy, a bloated, invasive creature IMG Academy is great if you pretend it's basically that planet Kamino from Star Wars that made all those stormtrooper clones.
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Raku posted:San Diego State's rival should switch their mascot to smallpox blankets Smallpox is the least of your worries at Fresno State
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30 days until FBS football, y'all. On September 3 we got TCU at Minnesota, NC vs SC in Charlotte, Michigan at Utah, Okie Lite at Central Michigan, and Florida International at UCF. Not too bad for a Thursday, never mind that it will be like finally reaching the oasis in the desert. We're almost home!
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8/29 NDSU @ Montana. The true start of college football. Go Bison.
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Strobe posted:8/29 NDSU @ Montana. The true start of college football. Go Bison. Go a Grizzly
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MourningView posted:I have long campaigned for Iowa to dress a man up in buckskins and stick him in a cage on campus but alas Northwestern apparently used to make Willie sit in a cage in the endzone until the Wildcats scored a touchdown, but they stopped doing that because they just kept being unable to score touchdowns and some college kid ended up stuck in a cage wearing a plush fur suit. Given the timeline, one of those Willies may have been Craig Sager.
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MourningView posted:I assume the Florida alligator has eaten someone but the odds are overwhelmingly on it being someone who roots for the Gators since that represents a good 95% of people killed by alligators. There's actually a wikipedia page that lists everyone in the US killed by alligators that I happen to have read before for some reason https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_alligator_attacks_in_the_United_States_by_decade
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There's unironically idiots that swim regularly in a lake at UF that is chock full of gators.
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Invicta{HOG}, M.D. posted:There's actually a wikipedia page that lists everyone in the US killed by alligators that I happen to have read before for some reason quote:Killed by a 7' 11" (2.4 m) alligator while swimming in a retention pond at Lee Memorial Health Park in Lee County, Florida.
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Clemson Freshmen quarterback Tucker Isreal broke his foot for the teams first practice. Couldn't wait for the season to actually begin to start Clemsoning themselves
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Thoguh posted:Go a Grizzly Hell yeah go Grizz 
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R.D. Mangles posted:Given the timeline, one of those Willies may have been Craig Sager. please be true please be true please be true
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Invicta{HOG}, M.D. posted:There's actually a wikipedia page that lists everyone in the US killed by alligators that I happen to have read before for some reason I have actually read that page too, I think it was after the episode of Archer when he starts listing off gator attacks.
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Invicta{HOG}, M.D. posted:There's actually a wikipedia page that lists everyone in the US killed by alligators that I happen to have read before for some reason My favorite is the most recent. quote:Suffered severe trauma to a limb when he was attacked and killed, in the early morning at a Southeast Texas marina. Woodward ignored warnings not to swim in the water because of the danger of alligators; his last known words were "[gently caress] the alligators"
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There's a fair chance my last words will be gently caress the gators too
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Why do people swim in lakes in Florida? I lived there for 9 years and was in a lake one time, loving terrified the entire time. Maybe I was overly cautious, but I'll stick with the ocean. e: Holy poo poo check out the bear attack article, each decade is divided up by type of bear. JesustheDarkLord posted:There's a fair chance my last words will be gently caress the gators too Amen. Dattserberg fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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Gators aren't even the worst thing. Water mocassins and snapping turtles are usually far more hidden and likely to bite you ruining your week/life. Then of course there is this thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naegleria_fowleri quote:Onset symptoms of infection can start from one to seven days after exposure. Initial symptoms include changes in taste and smell, headache, fever, nausea, vomiting, and a stiff neck. Secondary symptoms include confusion, hallucinations, lack of attention, ataxia, and seizures. After the start of symptoms, the disease progresses rapidly over three to seven days, with death occurring usually from seven to fourteen days later, although it can take longer. Very few infections do we declare death sentences upon diagnosis, but this is one of them. "Yup, you got a brain amoeba, enjoy the next week of your life suffering from seizures and horrifying hallucinations. No, there isn't anything we can do about it, sorry."
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swickles posted:Gators aren't even the worst thing. Water mocassins and snapping turtles are usually far more hidden and likely to bite you ruining your week/life. Then of course there is this thing: It is very rare and there was actually a girl in Arkansas with it two years ago who lived. Invicta{HOG}, M.D. fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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