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Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
If we end up with a general election between Sanders, Trump, and Nuts, then I will be more hopeful for the future of this country than I ever have felt

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Lansdowne
Dec 28, 2008

Pages ago someone wanted candidate baseball pictures and I thought that was a good idea.

Scott Walker



Lindsey Graham


Ben Carson

bonus basketball pic


Jeb!


Rick Santorum




Rick Perry


Bobby Jindal


Ted Cruz
Close enough

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Hahaha

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Toph Bei Fong posted:

Unelectable in the actual election, definitely, unless the Democrats put up the zombified corpse of Leon Trotsky or something
So you're saying he can win against Hillary? :v:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Christie before the cameltoe

Naz al-Ghul
Mar 23, 2014

Honorarily Japanese

I might need a new favorite baseball team

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Lansdowne posted:


Bobby Jindal



Putting the minority kid behind a chainlink fence may not be the best visual image for PR purposes .

But this is Jindal, the guy who whitewashed his own official portrait and is currently battling for the elusive 1% mark, so who gives a poo poo?

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



JT Jag posted:

So you're saying he can win against Hillary? :v:

I think it'd be a battle of apathy at that point, with the majority of the electorate staying home, and Deez Nuts sweeps in to become our first bipartisan president.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!



them teeth, can't unsee

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Lord of Pie posted:

Christie before the cameltoe


Jesus tap dancing Christ, did he have a really bad breakup right out of college and just mainline ice cream?

Feather
Mar 1, 2003
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

TheDisreputableDog posted:

Someone in some debate says:

"Look at this man.

Now imagine him with his finger on the button."

:gizz:

It would be the yoojest, classiest gold inlaid button with flashing neon lights.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Der Kyhe posted:

Putting the minority kid behind a chainlink fence may not be the best visual image for PR purposes .

The little boy's name is booby jindal.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Joementum posted:

Tailors take note: the left favors Deez Nuts.



Nice visual proof that liberals have a better sense of humor.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Miltank posted:

The little boy's name is booby jindal.

booby jiggal*

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Useless Shotgun posted:

I cannot for the life of me understand the crossover appeal here.

Both are reality tv characters with surgically created bodies connected to New Jersey.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Jesus tap dancing Christ, did he have a really bad breakup right out of college and just mainline ice cream?

Yeah, I saw that clip where he's at a Springstein concert and I couldn't believe it. It's a good thing he doesn't look like that anymore, his corpulence being a physical symbol of his greed and working against him is something I'm okay with at the end of the day.

Harrow posted:

I love this election. I love it so much.

Donald Trump calling out the Koch Brothers has made this whole election worth it. So, your base hates big money in politics, symbolized by the Koch Brothers. But the only way to win is to spend inordinate amounts of money, and they want to determine the winner. It's like to win you have to drink poison, and Donald Trump is exempt. It is glorious. Everyone keeps imagining that Jeb is going to come up to bat in this debate, or somehow magically dislodge Trump, but the man can't even run with his full name because political association with his family was deemed to be toxic. Every time he opens his mouth he's trying to do that mid 90's centrist triangulation thing that people insist is going to work for someone eventually like some kind of poli-sci sunk cost fallacy. It comes off as weak, or even worse, there was his Iraq gaffe. Compare that to Trump's absolutist rhetoric. His at bat his coming up, and I don't see him hitting a home run.

Who was the last republican to win the presidency who wasn't a Bush, Nixon, or Reagan?

TheDisreputableDog
Oct 13, 2005

Full Battle Rattle posted:

Who was the last republican to win the presidency who wasn't a Bush, Nixon, or Reagan?

Barack Hussein Obama :smug:

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Jesus tap dancing Christ, did he have a really bad breakup right out of college and just mainline ice cream?

From Fit To Fat: The Evolution Of Chris Christie

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Would this count as a Walker baseball photo?

Walker and the Milwaukee Brewers Racing Sausages





Also after watching the forum yesterday, Carson seems to talk like he is out of breathe constantly

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Joementum posted:

Despite the climate, swelling support for Deez Nuts in Minnesota. Could be a hairy situation for both parties in the general with a clenching finish.



Aw geez, this guy's in it too?



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Would this count as a Walker baseball photo?

Walker and the Milwaukee Brewers Racing Sausages





Also after watching the forum yesterday, Carson seems to talk like he is out of breathe constantly

Scott, you're supposed to eat the sausage, not rub it on your face :cripes:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Here's a good Rand Paul baseball pic.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Would this count as a Walker baseball photo





Walker looks like the "well-meaning but a bit mentally challenged adult cousin" in every picture.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
WADR with Donald Trump starts in ten minutes: http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Alter Ego posted:

Aw geez, this guy's in it too?




Scott, you're supposed to eat the sausage, not rub it on your face :cripes:

He did not have gloves to handle the sausage

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

spacemang_spliff posted:

loving lol if Trump wins the nomination

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Would this count as a Walker baseball photo?

Walker and the Milwaukee Brewers Racing Sausages





Also after watching the forum yesterday, Carson seems to talk like he is out of breathe constantly

Chorizo isn't there. Racist.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Jeb today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kIC2aus-So


Oh, Jeb :allears:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


Well that will definitely play well

Lawnie
Sep 6, 2006

That is my helmet
Give it back
you are a lion
It doesn't even fit
Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

Here's a good Rand Paul baseball pic.



It took me a little while, but holy poo poo

Rand puts up a horrible swing on a pitch in the dirt, how could you vote for such a non-American?

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Full Battle Rattle posted:

but the man [Jeb Bush] can't even run with his full name because political association with his family was deemed to be toxic.

I can't wait until Jeb! stumbles into saying he supports his dad's tax increases in the 90s and his campaign flames out in record time. Could be as soon as Thursday!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Where are this man's handlers?

No Jeb, bad candidate! *newspaper*

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Monkey Fracas posted:

Where are this man's handlers?

No Jeb, bad candidate! *newspaper*

I'm still not completely certain Jeb Bush isn't trying to sabotage himself.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
This was the DNC Rapid Response team during last night's forum in New Hampshire.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Joementum posted:

This was the DNC Rapid Response team during last night's forum in New Hampshire.



Because this is the kind of question that would take me some time to research but you might know: is the Wasserman name on the Family Conference Center banner there the same Wasserman as DWS?

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 3 years!)

fool_of_sound posted:

I'm still not completely certain Jeb Bush isn't trying to sabotage himself.

can you summarize the video for those of us that can't watch vids at work??

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Joementum posted:

This was the DNC Rapid Response team during last night's forum in New Hampshire.



How many of them were in our GDT?

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

CuteJen96 posted:

can you summarize the video for those of us that can't watch vids at work??

"Although, I'm not sure we need half a billion dollars for women's health issues." - Jeb!

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I see the republican war on women is ramping up early this round.

A bit more seriously, what was the context of that statement supposed to be?

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.
Rick Santorum is not cool enough to participate in old-timey baseball.

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DrakePegasus
Jan 30, 2009

It was Plundersaurus Rex's dream to be the greatest pirate dragon ever.


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If Hillary takes the nom this is going to run in ads eight times an hour for six months next year.

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