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It was, by most standards, total poo poo poutine, made with brown gravy from a packet and oven-baked crinkle-cut fries (to me, this seemed the wrongest). I kept wanting to face Quebec and apologize. But drat if it didn't taste good, and we have enough of everything to make a second batch.
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Alter Ego posted:Milksteak? It is the greatest culinary mystery of our time. A gastronomic's Hodge conjecture if you will.
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EXAKT Science posted:godDAMMIT poutine putin too obvious?
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Dogfish posted:Be sure to use both chicken and beef broth in the gravy or else it's not really poutine sauce. This is why i recommend duck gravy. Duck gravy is the best poutine gravy
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I made dinner for you, anti-food porn thread. I had a lovely work day and didn't manage to breakfast or lunch so I made something wonderful.  A metric fuckton of garlic, a spoon of apocalypse chilli paste, some short cut bacon, a few handfuls of mushrooms, a handful of cabbage, a couple cubes of cheddar, and a tin of Heinz beans. On toast. With bonus black crispy bits on the side. The farting, it will never stop.
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Aug 4, 2015 11:41
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The best anti food porn photos are the ones where you can see the steam rising off the food 
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iRend posted:I made dinner for you, anti-food porn thread. That actually looks pretty tasty. Definitely would fart for eternity
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cyberia posted:The best anti food porn photos are the ones where you can see the FTFY
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Alter Ego posted:Milksteak? No, that was a few pages ago. Master Twig posted:I found this image out in the wild of the internet. I don't know where it came from, but it makes me very sad.
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Hirayuki posted:It was, by most standards, total poo poo poutine, made with brown gravy from a packet and oven-baked crinkle-cut fries (to me, this seemed the wrongest). I kept wanting to face Quebec and apologize. But drat if it didn't taste good, and we have enough of everything to make a second batch. I would offer you forgiveness but I just moved to Ontario so I no longer have that power. (If it tastes good it's legitimate poutine. If I don't have cheese curds I make poutine with shredded pizza mozzarella. I have shamed my heritage.)
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What the gently caress. Found on my FB feed with the caption "Dinner's served."
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Aug 5, 2015 00:27
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thetechnoloser posted:What the gently caress. Found on my FB feed with the caption "Dinner's served." Guess you've never been to a good old fashioned New England hot dog boil.
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Aug 5, 2015 00:35
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it's like a crab boil/steam pot, right? doesn't look like it'd be terrible with some crusty bread and some beers
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Aug 5, 2015 00:37
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Mmm corn hot dogs and 5 shrimp
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Solice Kirsk posted:Guess you've never been to a good old fashioned New England hot dog boil. Ah, English. That explains it.
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Efexeye posted:it's like a crab boil/steam pot, right? Yeah, like a crab boil. Without the crab....and instead, you get hot dogs! Nope. Not a loving crab boil.
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thetechnoloser posted:Yeah, like a crab boil. Without the crab....and instead, you get hot dogs! Nope. Not a loving crab boil. it's just a boil, then. "Honey, time to lance dinner!"
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thetechnoloser posted:What the gently caress. Found on my FB feed with the caption "Dinner's served." The saddest Low Country Boil. Paula Deen's version, uncharacteristically free of both butter and racism.
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thetechnoloser posted:What the gently caress. Found on my FB feed with the caption "Dinner's served." Sweet baby Jesus. My wife's grandmother used tot make this, minus the shrimp, add carrots and any other veggies on hand. She called it Poor Man Stew. My wife starts swearing if you mention it. Apparently it tasted like warm hot dog water and shame.
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It's like... you could make something out of those ingredients. Take the corn off the cob. Slice the hotdogs into small bits (then substitute for andouis sausage), mix in celery, onion, bell papper, garlic and rice... What I'm saying is just make gumbo.
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Master Twig posted:It's like... you could make something out of those ingredients. Take the corn off the cob. Slice the hotdogs into small bits (then substitute for andouis sausage), mix in celery, onion, bell papper, garlic and rice... ...Carl Weathers?
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Aug 5, 2015 02:17
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PhotoKirk posted:Sweet baby Jesus. People do not realize the insane difference between sausage and hot dogs. It's pretty hard to gently caress up a cheap stew, but holy poo poo will people try their hardest. You can just add whatever leftover veg you have, beef/chicken stock, little bit of cooked pasta, spices, beans etc. and make a hearty and delicious meal. I'm just surprised there was no Velveeta added.
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pentyne posted:People do not realize the insane difference between sausage and hot dogs. If you're going to do that you may as well put the effort into making a proper minestrone
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Titus Sardonicus posted:...Carl Weathers? He said gumbo. He said nothing about gettin' a stew goin'.
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thetechnoloser posted:What the gently caress. Found on my FB feed with the caption "Dinner's served." "Dinner has been served. The prisoners have been properly subdued by the constant influx of hotdog water and lukewarm corn. I think I have almost broken their spirits. End transmission."
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RareAcumen posted:Ah, English. That explains it. Hold the gently caress up, this guy thinks "New England" refers to somewhere in England.
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poop dood posted:Hold the gently caress up, this guy thinks "New England" refers to somewhere in England. Yeah, just like New Mexico is somewhere in Mexico.  I should've said  English though. So the fault is mine.
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Aug 5, 2015 04:46
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A New England boiled dinner is corned beef, brisket, or ham, with potatoes, carrots, and cabbage. No corn, shrimp, or sausage (and definitely no sad hot dogs).
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Aug 5, 2015 04:48
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Boiling corn is bad enough, in hotdog water though oh boy
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AlbieQuirky posted:A New England boiled dinner is corned beef, brisket, or ham, with potatoes, carrots, and cabbage. No corn, shrimp, or sausage (and definitely no sad hot dogs). We used to make this all the time with kielbasa.
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Aug 5, 2015 04:54
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We have something similar where I'm from. Six ears of corn, boiling water and seven or eight hot dogs. The trick is to cook for two hours then throw it into the loving trash.
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Wait, cash crab had a son? Or are you the sentient indigestion she got from eating things for this thread?
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KakerMix posted:Boiling corn is bad enough, in hotdog water though oh boy Boiling corn is awesome as long as you also include crawfish, potatoes and a bunch of seasoning.
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Atticus_1354 posted:Boiling corn is awesome as long as you also include crawfish, potatoes and a bunch of seasoning. Oh god, get in me NOW!
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VendaGoat posted:Oh god, get in me NOW! i like the direction this thread is going
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Atticus_1354 posted:Boiling corn is awesome as long as you also include crawfish, potatoes and a bunch of seasoning. It's also pretty good if you boil it with shrimp, smoked sausage, potatoes, and a bunch of seasoning like so: thetechnoloser posted:What the gently caress. Found on my FB feed with the caption "Dinner's served."
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titties posted:It's also pretty good if you boil it with shrimp, smoked sausage, potatoes, and a bunch of seasoning like so: Oh now I see the potatoes.
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I wonder if there's like a thingie or something to block the asparagus from falling into your mouth when you take a swig. Probably not, whatever, you deserve to choke on soggy greens if you buy that poo poo.
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