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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
You're all just jealous of my bravery. :colbert:

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Command Ant posted:

You're all just jealous of my bravery. :colbert:

It's p.brave to openly admit you're into children, yes

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Namtab posted:

It's p.brave to openly admit you're into children, yes

Papi is a good girl with a good heart and she does not deserve to be the subject of your hateful slander.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Droyer
Oct 9, 2012

Command Ant posted:

Papi is a good girl with a good heart and she does not deserve to be the subject of your hateful slander.

"You are a child" is not hateful slander. Especially when it's true.

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer


Syenite fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Jul 31, 2015

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

K. Flaps posted:

I want Polt to be my gf.





42 km a day, can your body handle it?

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

Command Ant posted:

You're all just jealous of my bravery. :colbert:

rather pick out a headstone than be you tbh

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos

LEGO Genetics posted:





42 km a day, can your body handle it?

I'm aware of the challenges, but willing to risk it.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Does Polt even have an indoor voice?

Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord

LEGO Genetics posted:





42 km a day, can your body handle it?

Holy crap! Is she a character we might see in this season?

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
12 episodes, right? Maybe.

I wonder if they'll get around to the farm at some point, assuming a second season. Based on how they handle Centorea, I can't even imagine the Minotaur girl. Or the censorship that will no doubt be involved, for that matter.

Twazuk
Oct 3, 2010
Let's all be honest here.

Polt is real best girl.

Twiddy
May 17, 2008

To the man who loves art for its own sake, it is frequently in its least important and lowliest manifestations that the keenest pleasure is to be derived.

Twazuk posted:

Let's all be honest here.

Polt is real best girl.
I would, but I'm pretty sure she'd kill me.

Marathons are garbage, don't do them daily.

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos
Personal trainer doge GF ftw.

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

Twiddy posted:

I would, but I'm pretty sure she'd kill me.

Marathons are garbage, don't do them daily.

There was that one dude who ran a marathon every day for 50 days. He was ok I think.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

K. Flaps posted:

Personal trainer doge GF ftw.

Much gains. Very fit. Wow.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

K. Flaps posted:

Personal trainer doge GF ftw.

She's also a very successful entrepreneur and investor.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

chumbler posted:

She's also a very successful entrepreneur and investor.

She's also almost best girl. I do hope we see her animated.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!






I couldn't find any realistic pictures of Polt, so you'll have to make do with this instead.



killstealing posted:

rather pick out a headstone than be you tbh

I'd rather you did that, too. :ocelot::smug:

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
The mermaid is boring.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Paracelsus
Apr 6, 2009

bless this post ~kya

Starsnostars posted:

The mermaid is boring.
Mero is the worst member of the main cast by far.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream
Mero is better than Bird, Snake, and Horse. So far these waifus are all low-tier :colbert:

Edit: Hopefully Cyclops Sniper and Oni(ogre?) teammate can save this poo poo show

ZenMasterBullshit fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Aug 5, 2015

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



ZenMasterBullshit posted:

Mero is better than Bird, Snake, and Horse. So far these waifus are all low-tier :colbert:

The best Monster Girl is Shiragami Youko :drac:.

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

Mero is better than Bird, Snake, and Horse. So far these waifus are all low-tier :colbert:

Edit: Hopefully Cyclops Sniper and Oni(ogre?) teammate can save this poo poo show

*draws hanzo steel*

Cynic Jester
Apr 11, 2009

Let's put a simile on that face
A dazzling simile
Twinkling like the night sky
Netomermaid is great.

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
i think all of the cast are charming and amusing people who bring the rich tapestry of the show to life

respite your undesirable thoughts and embrace the world and the monmusus within it, whether with boobs or without, for in the end, is it not solely about how much life we find in each other?

thank you in advance, adtrw ^.^

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

Mero is better than Bird, Snake, and Horse. So far these waifus are all low-tier :colbert:

Edit: Hopefully Cyclops Sniper and Oni(ogre?) teammate can save this poo poo show

I like the sniper, and the dullahan.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

My copy of volume 6 arrived and the dullahan is good

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
I think the reason that I like this despite it being extremely cliched and predictable is that it's not set in a goddamn school.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Hadaka Apron posted:

I think the reason that I like this despite it being extremely cliched and predictable is that it's not set in a goddamn school.

Now I'm just imagining someone writing fan fiction where all the girls are human but their personalities are the same, and as pointless at that would be there's still a 99% chance someone has already done it :psyduck:

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



RZApublican posted:

Now I'm just imagining someone writing fan fiction where all the girls are human but their personalities are the same, and as pointless at that would be there's still a 99% chance someone has already done it :psyduck:

there's a 99% chance that that someone is named Ken Akamatsu

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

RZApublican posted:

Now I'm just imagining someone writing fan fiction where all the girls are human but their personalities are the same, and as pointless at that would be there's still a 99% chance someone has already done it :psyduck:

Papi would be unforgivable in this hypothetical world. And heck, Suu too.




The dullahan would still be good though.

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009

Starsnostars posted:

The mermaid is boring.

I'm all for mermaids but those chicken wings on the waist of the tail that are supposed to be "Pelvic fins" just throw the whole design out.

Takoluka posted:

there's a 99% chance that that someone is named Ken Akamatsu
and a 99.999999% chance that he's made it awesome anyway.

Bakanogami
Dec 31, 2004


Grimey Drawer
They've released part 1 of a series of videos documenting the creation of their 7 meter pillowcase. Still untranslated, for now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXsHwr799NM

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer


hello ladies

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!


I would've liked to have seen a shark mermaid.

Bakanogami posted:

They've released part 1 of a series of videos documenting the creation of their 7 meter pillowcase. Still untranslated, for now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXsHwr799NM

Speaking of which, they also released something for all the Suu fans out there.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Command Ant posted:



I would've liked to have seen a shark mermaid.


Speaking of which, they also released something for all the Suu fans out there.



No eyes no dongle what is this ripoff?

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Right, a lot of catching up to do:

Comparative anatomy effortpost 3: LARP horse.

Firstly, let's get this out of the way:



Bigger things have more nerves, and so need more brain to deal with them*. But I think we can hand-wave this by just saying that our one example of a centaur seems to be kind of clumsy**.

Unlike Miia, whom we decided just had a very long tail, our horse girl very clearly has most of her torso duplicated.
Biologically, this isn't as much of a problem as you might expect: animal embryos generally grow in their early stages by making loads of the same thing, before some genes (which I will call "hox genes" even though that's not quite right) tell them where they are in the body so they can specialise. (This is most obvious in arthropods, but vertebrate spines are a bit of a giveaway too)
It's thus pretty easy to get duplicates of pretty much anything by dicking around with the expression of these genes (most natural mutations that do this would be pretty disastrous, which is why you don't get six-legged or two-hearted mammals in nature). Once you have two torsos, it's again fairly strightforward, genetically at least, to start making them different - she'd need a lot of duplicated genes, but that happens a lot anyway.

The sensible thing to do would be to overdevelop some organs in one torso, at the expense of those in the other.
Given how her spine looks, the top part shouldn't be too heavy [insert boob joke here***]; I'd guess the "human" part contains huge lungs (no-use having lungs that don't join up with the mouth) and that most of the guts, liver and other bulky things are in the "horse" part (though the vestigial guts in the human part probably still help digest plant matter more easily).
There could well be two hearts, but the lower one is likely much larger; things like kidneys that have to join up to one end or the other will obviously be vestigial or absent in the "wrong" torso.


In all, not something likely to evolve naturally, but nothing strange needs to be going on with her biology. She even looks like she would be able to survive reasonably well in an appropriately flat environment.

Waifu plausibility rating: 9/10. A naturally occurring member of a species that is the work of a perfectly sensible, modern, mad scientist.



*Not proportionally more, brain mass goes something like (body mass)^(3/4) for what are very good mathematical reasons we won't get into here. Blood vessels and other piping/wiring things do the same.
** This should also apply to Miia and the spider girl, but we hardly ever see Miia move...
*** Seriously, she'd look so much better with merely large ones, rather than ludicrous ones.

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

The boobs are that size because centaur foals need a lot of milk

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