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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

PT6A posted:

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: Joe is me, and Mary is composite of 12 different posters, and a small independent forum, all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret, the right house is the house for sale. The right person - is anyone.

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Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

The Nastier Nate posted:

Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret, the right house is the house for sale. The right person - is anyone.

This is it, Jimmy. It's time to tell him the terrible secret from your past.

Nate, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Boardroom Jimmy posted:

This is it, Jimmy. It's time to tell him the terrible secret from your past.

Nate, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

This is it, Jimmy. It's time to tell him the terrible secret from your past.

Nate, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

Oh my God! :aaa:

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

TMMadman posted:

Oh my God! :aaa:

Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

TMMadman posted:

Oh my God! :aaa:

No, the other secret!

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Roark posted:

Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake.

All right, pie. I'm going to start doing this...

...and if you get eaten, it's your own fault.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

York_M_Chan posted:

All right, pie. I'm going to start doing this...

...and if you get eaten, it's your own fault.

His best friend's a talking pie!

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

BigDave posted:

No, the other secret!

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Do over Ham posted:

His best friend's a talking pie!

:rolleyes: Pass.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

This is it, Jimmy. It's time to tell him the terrible secret from your past.

Nate, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

But that doesn't explain why you never graduated college...

Wait... Maybe it does...

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Justin Godscock posted:

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret.

Hey, hey! I paid for this popcorn fair and square!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

But that doesn't explain why you never graduated college...

Wait... Maybe it does...

"This year, give her English muffins." Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard!

"Best in the West." Heh heh heh, that rhymes!

"Clown college"? You can't eat that.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Justin Godscock posted:

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret.

Incidentally thanks for not outing Skeesix and Do Over Ham.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

BigDave posted:

Hey, hey! I paid for this popcorn fair and square!

If you quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Do over Ham posted:

"Clown college"? You can't eat that.



Heh heh... clowns are funny :geno:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Incidentally thanks for not outing Skeesix and Do Over Ham.

Something said....not good.... :ninja:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
Goons, this is an issue that we as a forum are strong enough to ignore. Let us give no more scrutiny to this PYF thread and its small clientele of loyal perverts.

Do over Ham posted:

Something said....not good.... :ninja:

Oh, I'm afraid this a problem that goes far beyond Skeesix and Do Over Ham...

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan


DO OVER HAM!



AFTER THE WAR!

The Nastier Nate fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Aug 5, 2015

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Why, After the War, I had no idea!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

PT6A posted:

Why, After the War, I had no idea!

You don't scare me! That could be anyones rear end!

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

TMMadman posted:

If you quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

You're gonna garnish my celery?! :stonk:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



BigDave posted:

You're gonna garnish my celery?! :stonk:

:eng101: The secret is to take tiny bites, like so.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

BigDave posted:

You're gonna garnish my celery?! :stonk:

You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going.... PRISON!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

:eng101: The secret is to take tiny bites, like so.


Tut, Tut gentle poster. That triumvirate of twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

ShaqDiesel posted:

Tut, Tut gentle poster. That triumvirate of twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve.

:cry: Oh I don't understand, it all sounds so crazy to me!

BigDave fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Aug 5, 2015

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

ShaqDiesel posted:

Tut, Tut gentle poster. That triumvirate of twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve.

Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

PT6A posted:

Why, After the War, I had no idea!

Perverted? I wish! If I were perverted, they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

The Nastier Nate posted:



DO OVER HAM!



AFTER THE WAR!

Oh, err, ah... TMMadman! :nallears:

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Oh, err, ah... TMMadman! :nallears:

Look at me, er, uh, Neddy. I am, er, uh, President Kennedy.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

York_M_Chan posted:

Look at me, er, uh, Neddy. I am, er, uh, President Kennedy.

Do you think they're connected to the Kennedy assassination in some way?

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free
.oO(Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?)

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

.oO(Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.)

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

After The War posted:

Goons, this is an issue that we as a forum are strong enough to ignore. Let us give no more scrutiny to this PYF thread and its small clientele of loyal perverts.


Oh, I'm afraid this a problem that goes far beyond Skeesix and Do Over Ham...

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum!"
'
[everyone laughs]

Heh, now I get it. That's good. :v:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum!"
'
[everyone laughs]

Heh, now I get it. That's good. :v:



Look at his nose.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

JohnnyCanuck posted:

.oO(Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?)

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

.oO(Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.)

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Do over Ham posted:

Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum!"
'
[everyone laughs]

Heh, now I get it. That's good. :v:

He said my motto should be "Semper Fudge".

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Tokelau All Star posted:

He said my motto should be "Semper Fudge".

You said there'd be Fudgicles, Tokelau. Where are the Fudgicles?

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You said there'd be Fudgicles, Tokelau. Where are the Fudgicles?

Remember when Tokelau ate my goldfish, and then you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. But why did I have the bowl, CharlieFoxtrot? Why did I have the bowl?

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Class3KillStorm posted:

Remember when Tokelau ate my goldfish, and then you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. But why did I have the bowl, CharlieFoxtrot? Why did I have the bowl?

Kids love that water. :corsair:

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