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runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
:catstare:

I also thought he was in his late thirties.

I'm glad he'll be around for the next eight years even if it's in Turkey or Russia.

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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Apparently Kanu is only 39, Yakubu is surprisingly young too.

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

Is it too late to return Yaya Sanogo? Utter poo poo.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Messyass posted:

Is it too late to return Yaya Sanogo? Utter poo poo.

Which la liga reject at stoke will score the most goals? We have 2 wingers, a CAM, a Striker, a CB and a midfielder.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Messyass posted:

Is it too late to return Yaya Sanogo? Utter poo poo.

S'anogo mate.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Gene Ricman posted:

Stones will be an England regular - I know thats really not a measure of ability anymore, but i've seen every game he's played for us over the past two seasons and he is already a good defender and will turn out to be great if he keeps developing like he is. He reminds me a lot of Ferdinand in terms of his technique..

We really cant do with selling him, but we're Everton so we probably will. I just hope he doesn't go to Chelsea to sit on the bench for a season.

If you get £30m for Stones you can have Big Ash for £25m.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Both M'Vila and Fer to Sunderland could be announced today, they are both in Sunderland to finalize their loan deals. The Sunderland Echo also say that are negotiating to take Januzaj on loan for the season as well.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Messyass posted:

Is it too late to return Yaya Sanogo? Utter poo poo.

Yaya Sanogoals more like.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Kevin-Prince Boateng apparently failed his medical with Sporting lol

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Leicester is apparently looking at buying Daniel Amartey paying FCK around £5.5m. He's pretty good

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


"Gunners cleared to sign Gonzalo Higuain" - Telegraph Headline

"according to The Metro."

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Why hasn't anyone signed Ron Vlaar yet?

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster

UK Newspapers are a loving disgrace not just to journalism but to humanity itself

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster

Skip My Posts posted:

yeah ninpo is a retard, it's funny

he is

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

euroboy posted:

Why hasn't anyone signed Ron Vlaar yet?
he's hurt and bad

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

euroboy posted:

Why hasn't anyone signed Ron Vlaar yet?

Injured. Out four months with a knee thing just as his contract expired.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

the ron vlaar story

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

"Cleared to sign" is this year's new transfer non-speak. They can't be wrong because it doesn't mean anything.

Von Linus
Apr 6, 2006
I complete me.

blue footed boobie posted:

"Cleared to sign" is this year's new transfer non-speak. They can't be wrong because it doesn't mean anything.

I personally have received a transfer boost in that my favoured player for transfer has not died and the clubs conducting trade are currently not under active investigation.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Fer failed his medical at Sunderland lol

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Palace have signed Bakary Sako on a free. Good signing that

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat
Bakary Sako on a free to Crystal Palace is a done deal.


Edit: Dammit, Blue Star

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Palace are gonna get a couple top four heads this campaign.

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
Icelandic-American Aron Johannsson to Werder Bremen: done. Four-year contract.

Apparently in a good position to start since Franco Di Santo went to Schalke.

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Broletariat
Nov 14, 2014
i wish kevin bacon nothing but the best, he should do alright there

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Blue Star Error posted:

Palace have signed Bakary Sako on a free. Good signing that

Proper good championship player, should be a pretty good addition to palace tbh

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Apparently City are going to pay £45m for De Bruyne? Bit of a weird one. I would have thought they needed to improve other positions more.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
City are making the wrong moves and will pay, I don't see them competing for the championship this time around, 3rd or 4th.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

T Bowl posted:

City are making the wrong moves and will pay, I don't see them competing for the championship this time around, 3rd or 4th.

It'll be amazing to see a team spend £100m and get worse. I can't wait.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Only Navas and Delph took more than 30 shots in the PL last year without scoring a single goal.

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
de Bruyne and Sterling give it 110% I don't see anything going wrong with this

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

sassassin posted:

Only Navas and Delph took more than 30 shots in the PL last year without scoring a single goal.

Didn't Delph score some belters? And Balo must be close to that?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Insanely Sikh posted:

Didn't Delph score some belters? And Balo must be close to that?

Balotelli actually scored 2.78% of attempts

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/barclays-premier-league/23/blog/post/2546442/mario-balotelli-and-angel-di-maria-among-worst-finishers

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

On the other end of the spectrum, Costa scoring over a third of his shots is loving crazy.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Sounds like messi has competition for beat autistic footballer

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

euroboy posted:

Why hasn't anyone signed Ron Vlaar yet?

hes a massive clogger on a Chris Samba level

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Diaby is already out 4-6 weeks with an "undisclosed injury". Of course no one saw this coming.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Surely they gave him an appearance fee contract, right? There's no way he got a salary.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

2 stoke players in the 10 most clinical finishers :stoke:

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Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
That smiley has lost all meaning. It's another piece of detritus from a bygone era. Soon you'll start complaining about players tackling Bojan too hard and all the pundits will start saying that Stoke doesn't it like when other teams play the game physically.

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