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beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Dick Trauma posted:

Is being a Niven fan something else I need to add to my personal List of Shame? :(



Other than the fact he doesn't write things on his own anymore? It's all collaborations with people I've never heard of.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Also, eat your Oreos off the floor like a animal.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.



I like that she can at least admit that Michelle isn't Obama's beard.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

RyokoTK posted:

Also, eat your Oreos off the floor like a animal.

You piece of poo poo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RyokoTK posted:

Also, eat your Oreos off the floor like a animal.

Over the sink like a bachelor you sick gently caress

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Bullshit, little kids get an automatic Rapture!

Maybe Aatrek was trying to piggyback his way into heaven.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Well, you can't fault them for truth in advertising. That is definitely asparagus and water.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

GIRL BRAINS posted:

Pretty sure Larry Niven is a giant pedo

He's a sci-fi author, so chances say "yes."


Mario the clown only wants to share his wacky pastry antics. :smith:

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

PaulBearer posted:

Milk enema. And you just instinctly know there's a ton of Japanese porn about it.


(I hope this isn't porn)

I love Joe Don Baker films!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Backweb posted:

I love Joe Don Baker films!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Screaming Idiot posted:

He's a sci-fi author, so chances say "yes."

What is it about sf writers that they turn into such loving creeps when they get old?

Or start out as such creeps but hide it from you until you're really into their work and suddenly Louis Wu is back on the ringworld and having sex with underage otter-people children.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Gorilla Salad posted:

What is it about sf writers that they turn into such loving creeps when they get old?

Or start out as such creeps but hide it from you until you're really into their work and suddenly Louis Wu is back on the ringworld and having sex with underage otter-people children.

They were probably always weirdos. I think it's just that as they get older they put less and less effort into hiding all the crazy poo poo because they just don't care anymore.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Maybe living inside their head too much?

Contemplating that "Sci-Fi stories often take place in utopias, where humans don't look down on mind-altering substances or the age of those you love." turning into "Yeah, I've an evolved person, gonna get loving blitzed and perv after teens."

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Eh, most of the really creative people I've known have been some flavor of loving loopy, but they still manage to keep enough perspective to not turn into pervy creepers. More likely they were always riddled with paraphilias and just spent a lifetime constructing a world view and system of rationalizations that would let them justify their lovely behavior to themselves.

You also see it a lot with the political views of fiction authors. Early on they tend to keep it out of their writing, or maybe only dip a toe into the pundit pool, but as time goes on they fall deeper down the rabbit hole to the point that their fiction and their world view become this weird self reenforcing loop of crazy the drives them to some really hosed up places.

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upsidedown
Dec 30, 2008

Dimmu Ballgir

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

GIRL BRAINS posted:

Pretty sure Larry Niven is a giant pedo

I love how this is on his Wikipedia page


Not quite what he imagined how rishathra would turn out to be :saddowns:

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007
Piers Anthony. That's all I need to say.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Bio of a Space Tyrant.

Hooks you in for four books on space, politics, immigration, piracy, society and science. Then in book five, BAM!, the main character who's in his 50s spends half the book loving a literal child who is also mentally rearded.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007
Also, the mode series. King from place with women in diaper-like undies goes to parallel universe to find a queen, brings back underage Kat Dennings, who recounts her rape repeatedly.

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New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

kizudarake posted:

Piers Anthony. That's all I need to say.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Bio of a Space Tyrant.

Hooks you in for four books on space, politics, immigration, piracy, society and science. Then in book five, BAM!, the main character who's in his 50s spends half the book loving a literal child who is also mentally rearded.

kizudarake posted:

Also, the mode series. King from place with women in diaper-like undies goes to parallel universe to find a queen, brings back underage Kat Dennings, who recounts her rape repeatedly.

I did a google and and found some excepts. Wow, like, drat man! I'm genuinely shocked that stuff made it into a published novel.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Gorilla Salad posted:

What is it about sf writers that they turn into such loving creeps when they get old?

Or start out as such creeps but hide it from you until you're really into their work and suddenly Louis Wu is back on the ringworld and having sex with underage otter-people children.

There's one SF author, Jon Varley, who was very popular back in the late 70's, early 80's and every single thing I read by him (which was five different works that all won major awards) featured something about how awesome pedophilia was. It started out with "Huh, that's weird," and then by the end I was going, "I hope this guy is in prison."

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strangeless
May 8, 2007

I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
I stopped enjoying Niven after I found out how big a fan of sci-fi conventions he is. The cast of one of his books (gently caress trying to remember which one) is literally all his weird rear end con friends.

He wrote and published a fan fiction about his fans.

And it contains the lyrics of really bad fan-written songs. Really bad.



Also I think he has a severe brain problem now which is why everything is "by LAAAAAARRRRRRRY NIIIIIVENNNNNNN (and some other shmuck)"

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Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Random Stranger posted:

There's one SF author, Jon Varley, who was very popular back in the late 70's, early 80's and every single thing I read by them (which was five different works that all won major awards) featured something about how awesome pedophilia was. It started out with "Huh, that's weird," and then by the end I was going, "I hope this guy is in prison."



It's not limited to just SF either, plenty of the same deal can be found in fantasy as well. The one I remember most distinctly is Lev Grossman, who wrote a series that was basically Harry Potter but a bit more grounded and gritty. At first it was entertaining enough, but then there was a pretty weird sequence out of nowhere where the entire cast is transformed into foxes and has furry sex with each other. Next book featured a full-on graphic rape scene involving a humanoid furry fox-demon. At that point I started to see something of a pattern emerging there and decided I probably didn't need to read anything else by him.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I'm going to write a gritty sci-fi space opera series and just have it get lighter and more family-friendly with each book, just to be contrary.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010

Perestroika posted:

The one I remember most distinctly is Lev Grossman.

Well what did you expect from a name like that?

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

strangeless posted:

I stopped enjoying Niven after I found out how big a fan of sci-fi conventions he is. The cast of one of his books (gently caress trying to remember which one) is literally all his weird rear end con friends.
Fallen Angels? There are also references to fans and fellow authors in The Flying Sorcerers (by Niven & David Gerrold), which is very good.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Screaming Idiot posted:

I'm going to write a gritty sci-fi space opera series and just have it get lighter and more family-friendly with each book, just to be contrary.

You mean like the original Star Wars trilogy?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

veedubfreak posted:

You mean like the original Star Wars trilogy?

That went more like gritty-> really gritty-> Space Teddy Bears Save the Day (with ending dance party)!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
A New Hope was a good mix of dark and adventure. Empire Strikes Back took a gigantic nosedive into gritty and was dark as hell for a Star Wars movie. Return of the Jedi started out cool and dark and turned into comically absurd the second the Ewoks stepped on-screen.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

strangeless
May 8, 2007

I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Zopotantor posted:

Fallen Angels? There are also references to fans and fellow authors in The Flying Sorcerers (by Niven & David Gerrold), which is very good.

I'm not sure, Pournelle tamed a lot of Niven's more face-palmy hijinks, or at least I hope I didn't just take the most regrettable parts of Footfall or Lucifer's Hammer and turn them into a single work that I hated.

Flying Sorcerers' plot was pretty fun but I found it too inside-baseball and very punny/cringy.

Did someone change the picture of Niven in Wikipedia already or is that where the picture of him with the cow came from?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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I like how apparently George tried really hard to make the Ewoks look threatening. Like, giant bloody fangs and glowing red eyes. Apparently none of it worked so he just said "gently caress it" and did it super-cute.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

bamhand posted:

Well what did you expect from a name like that?

Big things?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Random Stranger posted:

There's one SF author, Jon Varley, who was very popular back in the late 70's, early 80's and every single thing I read by him (which was five different works that all won major awards) featured something about how awesome pedophilia was. It started out with "Huh, that's weird," and then by the end I was going, "I hope this guy is in prison."



The only Varley things I've read was the one about loving centaurs on one of Saturn's moons and overthrowing the deity that lived there, and another book about a society where people were basically immortal and started committing suicide because life got boring in a hurry.

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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Perestroika posted:

It's not limited to just SF either, plenty of the same deal can be found in fantasy as well. The one I remember most distinctly is Lev Grossman, who wrote a series that was basically Harry Potter but a bit more grounded and gritty. At first it was entertaining enough, but then there was a pretty weird sequence out of nowhere where the entire cast is transformed into foxes and has furry sex with each other. Next book featured a full-on graphic rape scene involving a humanoid furry fox-demon. At that point I started to see something of a pattern emerging there and decided I probably didn't need to read anything else by him.

He's a book critic that used his connections to get his own stuff published. He also posted something like a for page article proudly describing all the references to pop culture he pour into his first book, including a Penny Arcade Joe.

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