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Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

Mister Beeg posted:

Another column on the Ted Rall/LAPD thing, from the Observer.


Dang, what news event lead to this cartoon being drawn? :stare:

Te Golden Hill Paugussetts have been trying to get federal recognition since, well, ever. I think it was this armed stand-off, given the date:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Hill_Paugussett_Indian_Nation#Challenge_over_cigarette_sales

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
The idea of Nuclear Iran is just lies. AGC

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
If Ramirez doesn't get the award for "Easiest AGC" I will eat both of his Pulitzers.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mister Beeg posted:

Another column on the Ted Rall/LAPD thing, from the Observer.


quote:

To reiterate, the Times has a right to use whatever contributors it likes. If the paper no longer trusts Ted Rall, then it doesn’t really matter what happened on the street 14 years ago. At this point, however, they’ve hurt not only his ability to earn a living today, but by calling him a fabulist, they’ve put into jeopardy his ability to earn a living tomorrow. That’s a more serious matter.

loving :lol:

He writes this right after relating this anecdote:

quote:

Ted told the whole room a story that blew our minds. He said that a few years earlier, he had gotten into an altercation on a subway platform with a vagrant. A physical struggle ensued and Ted ended up either pushing the guy or he fell onto the tracks. And the train came, presumably killing the guy. Ted told us this in a very matter-of-fact way. We all asked him, “What the hell? What happened to the guy?” And Ted replied that he didn’t know what became of the guy and had had no choice.

and this description:

quote:

But that’s Ted—he’s an over-the-top guy who views his life as an unending drama with himself as its main character. It can be kind of charming, actually.

Ted Rall might be charming in person but there's no doubt that he's a "fabulist" or to put it another way, chronic liar. At this point I really have to wonder if Rall even knows if his stories about himself are true.

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014
How high is the Tod Rall fictional body count?

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

The threat of a nuclear Iran is overblown and full of lies, as no one can articulate more clearly and concisely than President Obama, except maybe for multiple Pulitzer-winning, ultra-liberal cartoonist Michael Ramirez. A Good Cartoon.


beepsandboops posted:

How high is the Tod Rall fictional body count?

It turns out Rall himself was Hitler the whole time! :monocle:

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

beepsandboops posted:

How high is the Tod Rall fictional body count?

Getting struck in the head by bricks, being disemboweled by sheet metal, having your arteries slashed with a box cutter while someone crushes your head with a metal bench, being hit by a train.

These are all minor and easily survivable injuries in Ted Rall's world. Hell they are so minor that even when they happen in the middle of the day in full view of a crowd, no one particularly cares and the authorities never even follow up.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

I'm catching up and this (still) deserves a(nother) quote, because Holy poo poo.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

Mister Beeg posted:

I thought this post, as well as a response by cartoonist Clay Jones (who is sometimes featured here), interesting:



Owns. Like with Planned Parenthood, the stuff about Iran is published by people that know it's a lie. A bold faced, sky-is-blue lie. Mutually Assured Destruction is still a policy, if Iran deployed a nuke-- let alone even try to get one-- all of their people would die, therefore they won't do it (even Kim Jong-un obeys this rationale).
Random find: Yes, Kim Jong Un is receiving an international peace prize from an Indonesian-based organization.

This Clay Jones?

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Post 9-11 User posted:

This Clay Jones?



Yeah, that guy

Gordon Shumway
Jan 21, 2008

Mister Beeg posted:

Dang, what news event lead to this cartoon being drawn? :stare:

Abner Cadaver II posted:

The Golden Hill Paugussetts have been trying to get federal recognition since, well, ever. I think it was this armed stand-off, given the date:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Hill_Paugussett_Indian_Nation#Challenge_over_cigarette_sales

Yeah, it was right in the midst of the BIA's review of their federal recognition petition and the events surrounding the tax-free cigarette store, which was related to their push to regain sovereignty. People were starting to lose their poo poo over tribes getting recognition because the Mashantucket Pequot had just opened Foxwoods and were using their bingo hall/casino profits to buy back a lot of their old land base, so there was a bunch of landowners complaining about the Indians plotting to take their land and a lot of pressure for businesses and special interests to try and keep recognition from happening so the state wouldn't be littered with casinos. People actually kept up these attitudes into the 2000s, which influenced the BIA into issuing negative findings on the Paugusset's appeal and the Eastern Pequot and Schaghticoke's petitions. Everybody's favorite idiot Donald Trump even came out and said "They don't look Indian to me!" because he feared additional casinos that his Atlantic City casino would have to compete with.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:


Telegraph:

TV show "The Great British Bake-Off" just started.

Independent:

Burnham vows to renationalise trains.

Times:

Kids Company charity in closure warning

Mail:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Mister Beeg posted:

I thought this post, as well as a response by cartoonist Clay Jones (who is sometimes featured here), interesting:



"Those cartoonists know they're lying yet they do it anyway"

Goddammit, we JUST got a new thread title too :sigh:

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Xander77 posted:

Some guy drew these. Link, because I'm not that familiar with Rockwell's oeuvre.

Ripping off is actually a bit harsh. Here's Rockwell's


But beyond that, the way figures are contrasted against each other and the photographic realism to a lot of the posing in these is more reminiscent of Rockwell than Soviet Realism OR classic pinups. The mix of styles made me curious where they came from.

But enough of art class.

cheetah7071 posted:

Obama is lying, and it's obvious despite his lies that Iran will have a nuke any day now.
Someone said another Politically Correct Buzzword!

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011

Holy poo poo, did he really any day now his own comic :lol:

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Why is Joe Biden a racist stereotype of a Japanese person circa WW2? :psyduck:

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
Also why is his only tooth a a giant cancerous mass hanging from his upper lip.

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

there wolf posted:

Someone said another Politically Correct Buzzword!


Garfield lied, Nermal died.

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!

there wolf posted:

Someone said another Politically Correct Buzzword!


Does that headline have any relation to reality whatsoever? I may have been rather young in the Bush years, but I'm pretty sure I would remember hearing that Saddam actually carried WMD's.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

If only.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Xanderkish posted:

Does that headline have any relation to reality whatsoever? I may have been rather young in the Bush years, but I'm pretty sure I would remember hearing that Saddam actually carried WMD's.

It doesn't, that's why it says Any Day Now. Because finding WMDs was only a matter of time because Saddam was clearly lying about not having them!

I wonder if there are people who still think that.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Begemot posted:

It doesn't, that's why it says Any Day Now. Because finding WMDs was only a matter of time because Saddam was clearly lying about not having them!

I wonder if there are people who still think that.

We were just about to find them when Obama made us leave.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I guess Johnny Five isn't alive to some people :colbert:

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Begemot posted:

It doesn't, that's why it says Any Day Now. Because finding WMDs was only a matter of time because Saddam was clearly lying about not having them!

I wonder if there are people who still think that.

Well, to his credit we did later find that Saddam had WMDs, Chemical and biological weapons to be exact.

They were the ones WE gave him for the war with Kuwait :ssh:

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



Bender is only crying because someone is getting more attention then him.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Who is the tall robot in the back? I recognize all the rest. I'm guessing he must be from some Canadian kids show or something.

I love the Hitchbot story because it perfectly encapsulates the relationship between Canada and the U.S. Canada creates something cute and neat then the U.S. gets ahold of it and it ends up in a ditch with all its limbs ripped off.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Editorial Cartoons on Jon Stewart Retiring


Even Stantis is complimentary.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Internet Webguy posted:

Who is the tall robot in the back? I recognize all the rest. I'm guessing he must be from some Canadian kids show or something.

I love the Hitchbot story because it perfectly encapsulates the relationship between Canada and the U.S. Canada creates something cute and neat then the U.S. gets ahold of it and it ends up in a ditch with all its limbs ripped off.

People in general are monsters, and the hitchbot story is a warning sign.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


I think Damon is holding an intact fetal cadaver.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
How many kids do these fuckers have

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

I actually kind of like this one and I sort of feel like it's not even wrong given that most of my liberal friends really don't like Clinton (and I don't care much for her either, I just would rather vote for her than a Republican).

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Calaveron posted:

How many kids do these fuckers have

Considering they assembled them from a K-mart discount kit, should we include the ones stacked in the basement?

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

I like this one.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

To paraphrase Stewart himself, when does the title change from even Stanis, to just Stantis?

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

:stonk:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Rorus Raz posted:

I guess Johnny Five isn't alive to some people :colbert:

An excellent av/post combo

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Internet Webguy posted:

Who is the tall robot in the back? I recognize all the rest. I'm guessing he must be from some Canadian kids show or something.

I love the Hitchbot story because it perfectly encapsulates the relationship between Canada and the U.S. Canada creates something cute and neat then the U.S. gets ahold of it and it ends up in a ditch with all its limbs ripped off.
It also shows just how depraved Philly is, first they throw iceballs at Santa, boo Cancer research ads, and now this. :colbert:

If it made its way to Pittsburgh, CMU would have given it sweet upgrades too.


Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


What a pity they didn't interview Payne.

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The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


The Cecil incident is mostly blown over and no cartoonists made the "One's an African Lion..." joke.

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