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Antivehicular posted:It looks like the rainbow-vomiting is canon? "I apologize for the quick writing, we will fix this shortly! ( Poots )" I want to kick Poot's rear end. It takes thirty seconds to proofread this poo poo and fix all the incorrect punctuation.
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Leperflesh posted:"I apologize for the quick writing, we will fix this shortly! ( Poots )" But that would cut down on time for the design of several "pinup" versions of each model, or frantically masturbating to Dark Souls, or whatever the gently caress it is these people do all day!
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Antivehicular posted:But that would cut down on time for the design of several "pinup" versions of each model, or frantically masturbating to Dark Souls, or whatever the gently caress it is these people do all day! They probably roll around in a giant bathtub they've filled full of money, having reliably sold out everything they've made for the last 3 years. I can only feel disgust at this of course, I know I would never compromise my craft by making weird messed up models along with what I like to make exponentially more money. I mean like... a lot of money here. Not a small bathtub. One of those big ones that can fit a bunch of people. There is a probably a hooker in there to snort blow or ground resin off of. Like Wolf of Wall Street I'm picturing here. Though I do agree that weird edit and then lack of editing is pretty strange. Though the backstory is pretty creepy and awesome. I advice against anyone delving any deeper into this, the story is way too dark and gothic IMHO. It post apocalyptic but with a strange dark religious overtone, where the beautiful almost Grecian style gods are merely skins over some real horror elements. Don't google it! The story is scattered among the different models kind of at random. Don't click on the shop and check the sold out section where the vast majority of the stuff is! Don't...er... masturbate to it I guess? That seems to be a common reaction in this thread.
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Aug 5, 2015 23:46
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Just don't masturbate in general. It can get you permabanned.
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My attitude on KD is basically that it's a shame half the models are pinup girls, and also that it's 54mm which I don't have much use for. Some of the models are awesome and creepy; "Dark Souls" is about right.
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Antivehicular posted:It looks like the rainbow-vomiting is canon? Kingdom Death posted:
Oh ok. Makes sense now.
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spectralent posted:My attitude on KD is basically that it's a shame half the models are pinup girls, and also that it's 54mm which I don't have much use for. Some of the models are awesome and creepy; "Dark Souls" is about right. The only things that are 54mm scale are the things labeled as 54mm. Granted most of the knights and poo poo are a bit bigger simply because they aren't human. Anime babes in toyland.
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Aug 6, 2015 02:20
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KD is somewhat gratuitous. Why does the forge god need to have three penis heads growing out of vagina neck, and have his own guts in his hands?
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Aug 6, 2015 05:18
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Because human experience is a strange mixture of high minded aspiration and carnal appetites? Oh wait no, sorry. YEAH IT'S DUMB SEX IS DUMB ART IS FOR THINGS THAT I ALREADY KNOW I LIKE.
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Aug 6, 2015 06:26
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Well, you know the rules. Now you have to take a picture of yourself wearing Kingdom Death as a hat.
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:Because human experience is a strange mixture of high minded aspiration and carnal appetites? I still think it's stupid. And the writing is really overblown in grimdark missery; why the hell would I even play something that bleak?
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Aug 6, 2015 07:43
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Because your soul is black, your heart is black, your window treatments are black, and your underpants are black.
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JcDent posted:I still think it's stupid. And the writing is really overblown in grimdark missery; why the hell would I even play something that bleak?
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:Because human experience is a strange mixture of high minded aspiration and carnal appetites? Poetry. I am swayed.
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Thirty new posts in a cool trad games thread, awesome, someone must be desperately pretending KD isn't hentai for grogs again.
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Aug 6, 2015 09:46
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Amateurs. Real men masturbate to hundred-strong regiments of 15mm napoleonics, 6mm armor or well painted Beakies.   Look at this sick filth!
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Aug 6, 2015 10:03
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 28mm WW2 tanks and Infinity Dronbots are the sexiest.
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Aug 6, 2015 10:17
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Oh, the stream of vomit is covering up the dick. Of course it is.
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JcDent posted:KD is somewhat gratuitous. Why does the forge god need to have three penis heads growing out of vagina neck, and have his own guts in his hands? Errr, yes. Guts. Not weird testicles.
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LordAba posted:Errr, yes. Guts. Not weird testicles. Well. the guy on 4chan had painted them red and it looked convincingly gut-like.
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shut up about your dumb sex models you dweebs
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Moola posted:shut up about your dumb sex models you dweebs This coming from a guy who clearly gets off on basing miniatures in tiny confections. That's got to be a sex thing.
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:This coming from a guy who clearly gets off on basing miniatures in tiny confections. No, you just think it is because you let your wank fodder leak into everything you do, and refuse to see anything wrong with that. Get some god drat self respect and stop pretending your defense of misogynistic and gore filled porn miniatures is some sort of fight against puritanism.
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I don't see anything wrong with those babe models from earlier, although I would never buy them, because a woman's place is in the kitchen, not the battlefield. That is for men...big brawny...sweaty, men....Nerds.
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An Angry Bug posted:No, you just think it is because you let your wank fodder leak into everything you do, and refuse to see anything wrong with that. Get some god drat self respect and stop pretending your defense of misogynistic and gore filled porn miniatures is some sort of fight against puritanism. Heh. K. So, to be clear, most of us are sick of hearing about totally mundane hatred for lovely minis. Every time there's a thread where someone can bring up KD, furries, Skyrim sex mods or whatever, some goons come out of the woodwork to assert, over and over again, that they hate it. Normal is not bringing it up, or giving a poo poo, and when someone else brings it up, your brain says 'yeah, it's gross and dumb' and then you move on. There's no reason to post about it. When people do* post about it, endlessly, it brings up the idea that you somehow need to defend something else. Which in this case, is collecting, assembling, and painting tiny toys being some kind of high art where someone would not be 'wasting their talent' if only they sculpted tiny toys without boobs and dicks on them. As for me talking to Moola. Moola is my pretend best friend from the GW Deathpool thread. Which he probably doesn't know. So I like to pretend best-friend tease him. Which he probably doesn't like. Don't you dare get between me and my internet stalking. I probably should have just empty quoted the guy saying 'I'm sick of listening to idiots act like saying KD is bad is worth hearing or necessary'. Yeah. We get it. You aren't weird because you draw the line at tiny toys that depict action, gore, or historical events. Please strive to provide content. Or a joke. Something. Here:  This is a dumb mini painted to a weirdly high standard! HaHa!
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This thread is for making fun of bad miniatures. KD make bad miniatures. I'm sorry people criticizing them upsets you so much.
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I think the Kingdom Death fans have turned me off the game more-so than the minis. If you like the cheesecake, that's fine, but own up to it. Don't call it a "strange mixture of high minded aspiration and carnal appetites".
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:Heh. Indeed. How dare people post about things, on forums. Barbarians.
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Weirdo posted:"strange mixture of high minded aspiration and carnal appetites". Sounds something like VtM LARP sex cult would say.
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:Heh. Your defense of wank-fodder that revels in some of the most backwards elements of gaming and at the same time lacks any sort of originality beyond dickmonsters is weird. Yeah, people are going to criticize Kingdom Death. It's a creepy line of models that's regressive as all hell an it deserves every bit of criticism it gets. I mean, christ, this is even the proper thread for it! Are you gonna head to the GW death thread next and tell them they should stop talking about AoS?
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:most of us are sick of hearing about totally mundane hatred for lovely minis. Hello, TheCosmicMuffet. You seem to be lost. You are here: The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Traditional Games > Best of the Worst: Painting and Modelling Unspiration
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Rulebook Heavily posted:Indeed. How dare people post about things, on forums. Barbarians. It's a bad habit I've been unable to break.
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:Here: Holy poo poo someone has made a miniature based on a John Blanche drawing. That is loving fantastic. 
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Lord Hypnostache posted:Holy poo poo someone has made a miniature based on a John Blanche drawing. That is loving fantastic. WHAT IS IT AND WHY(2)? Is it something from Dark Heresy?
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Uh oh... I like John blanche 
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John Blanche did a load of the art for early White Dwarf stuff. It could be from anything.
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Speaking of cheesecake, here is the Delphine figure from Hasslefree I painted as a joke gift for a friend. Can you guess what his favourite childhood cartoon was? It's pretty tasteless, but perfect for a joke between old friends. Now, of course, this invalidates any criticism I could possibly have against Kingdom Death 
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Where is the battle-catgirl?
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That's a brilliant idea actually, I guess I know what I'm mailing him this Christmas!
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Weirdo posted:Speaking of cheesecake, here is the Delphine figure from Hasslefree I painted as a joke gift for a friend. Can you guess what his favourite childhood cartoon was? BY THE POWER OF UNDERBOOB!
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