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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
The Grabowskis is pretty funny.

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Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

I told you that story so I could tell you this one...

Jimbot posted:

I really like the Dune movie but I certainly wouldn't call it good. It was a case of it being less than the sum of its parts. I found the performances and everything visually in that film to be very compelling to watch. But the story just wasn't there and wasn't focused enough for a film. Frankly it would be incredibly hard to put that novel to film or even a series (scifi tried this and failed miserably). There's just a lot to it.

The book is a masterpiece, though. It's a hard read but well worth it.
I thought the sci-fi channel version was alright in a "faithful adaptation earnestly attempted by your community theatre" sort of way. The Baron is loving great in that one, and their adaptation of Children was actually more tightly written than Herbert's.
Also, it's actually amazing how EASY of a read the first one is compared to God-Emperor.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

To help us get back on track

Jimquisition-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpHAdYus04 A look at the studio behind Mighty Number 9's recent issues with Kickstarter. Stick around for the stinger to this one.

Errant Signal-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7eCIkcMUdA A look at The Magic Circle, another game about making games.

And SF Debries History of Comics series is up to part 10.

TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.

Beefstew posted:

I thought the sci-fi channel version was alright in a "faithful adaptation earnestly attempted by your community theatre" sort of way.

Yeah, the main thing I wanted for that version was to have a decent budget.

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

Beefstew posted:

I thought the sci-fi channel version was alright in a "faithful adaptation earnestly attempted by your community theatre" sort of way. The Baron is loving great in that one, and their adaptation of Children was actually more tightly written than Herbert's.
Also, it's actually amazing how EASY of a read the first one is compared to God-Emperor.

That's a pretty good description of the sci-fi series. I just found the performances to be incredibly dull (for the original. I never saw Children). The Dune novels lost me when they Herbert decided that politics and world-building was more important then protagonists and decided to have one novel take place thousands of years later, so all the characters we knew of and cared for were long gone.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Jimbot posted:

That's a pretty good description of the sci-fi series. I just found the performances to be incredibly dull (for the original. I never saw Children). The Dune novels lost me when they Herbert decided that politics and world-building was more important then protagonists and decided to have one novel take place thousands of years later, so all the characters we knew of and cared for were long gone.

Well you always had Duncan Idaho to fall back on.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

I told you that story so I could tell you this one...

Jimbot posted:

That's a pretty good description of the sci-fi series. I just found the performances to be incredibly dull (for the original. I never saw Children). The Dune novels lost me when they Herbert decided that politics and world-building was more important then protagonists and decided to have one novel take place thousands of years later, so all the characters we knew of and cared for were long gone.

God Emperor is amazing. Nothing after that matters. And I thought Messiah was a great character study and commentary on depression as well as the lovely pitfalls of democracy, though it was decidedly less "epic" than the original. The ending is also fantastic. Children was kind of a mess through and through, with the only good part being Alia's wackiness.

Beefstew fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Aug 5, 2015

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Beefstew posted:

God Emperor is amazing. Nothing after that matters. And I thought Messiah was a great character study and commentary on depression as well as the lovely pitfalls of democracy, though it was decidedly less "epic" than the original. The ending is also fantastic. Children was kind of a mess through and through, with the only good part being Alia's wackiness.

I also liked the Prophet in Children.

Asuron
Nov 27, 2012

emeriin posted:

She got a lot of fanboys telling her she didn't get it, but she removed it because it wasn't up to her standards. Or something to that effect.

Nah if I remember correctly, it was more like she hadn't read the book and tried to use the criticisms against the movie on the book and people called her out on it .

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Lindsay's Dune video was lazy and inaccurate. (I saw it so I remember.) Fans - most of whom admit that the film is very flawed and most of whom couldn't be classed as "fanboys" - rightfully complained that she had misrepresented the narrative complications of the film for cheap laughs. She doesn't do sci-fi much (or at all) and she went for a low-hanging fruit ("Dune! Hurr hurr! What a dumb movie!"), which took her out of her area of specialism - not necessarily a problem.

It wasn't a case of bullying or nerd sperging but of a producer getting caught out misrepresenting subject material. (And no, you don't need to have read the book to understand the film, though it helps.) I am sure there were idiots who handled the matter badly but their objections were well founded. I watched Lindsay's videos and like them on the whole but that was a genuinely bad review. It wasn't that I disagreed with her slant - this is a mess, it is kind of absurd, Dune is not a great movie - in fact I agree (to a lesser degree) with it. But she overstated this for laughs and misrepresented the film. That is unforgiveable and really out of character for a reviewer I have a lot of respect for.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Another fortnight, another review from the Nostalgia Critic where it's night impossible to get through the opening skit. I can put up with bad skits but it was almost five minutes long, someone like Phelous is only really like a minute-minute and a half at most.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

I told you that story so I could tell you this one...

MonsieurChoc posted:

I also liked the Prophet in Children.

The problem with him is it shits all over the ending of Messiah. Paul should have died in that book. Well, I guess he kind of did in a spiritual sense, and the Preacher is really a ghostly figure anyway, haunting Alia's regime, but I dunno... I think it would have been better if he was someone who wasn't Paul but came to the same conclusion as him, which adds an extra bit of irony in that people are still following him as they deconstruct his old regime in his name. Also, his supposed capture and manipulation by Jacurutu was stupid; it's not that I don't believe they could overpower a blind old man, but I can't really see Paul having his will broken by those fucks after everything he survived. Leto is also an underwhelming character until he becomes Worm King, and I feel like his debate with the Preacher tries to make Paul's decision to save his own soul seem selfish and irresponsible, when really it was courageous and poetic, adding to the bittersweet ending of Messiah. However, it was cool that he died at the hands of the priests who once worshiped him, and the revelation of this completely undermines Alia's regime, but I attribute that element of the story more to Alia's craziness than anything else.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
Didn't the Dune review also takes some styling form the Plinkett reviews or am I thinking of another one?

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

I told you that story so I could tell you this one...

Lessail posted:

Didn't the Dune review also takes some styling form the Plinkett reviews or am I thinking of another one?

I'm pretty sure she borrowed the "how do you know that?" gag.

poparena
Oct 31, 2012

New Breaking Spines, it's "What Cops Know" by Connie Fletcher.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22xbTzn89Qo

So being angry and cursing a lot has become Bob's shtick now, I guess.. Its pretty interesting how every few years he reaches into a new low.

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude

Archer666 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22xbTzn89Qo

So being angry and cursing a lot has become Bob's shtick now, I guess.. Its pretty interesting how every few years he reaches into a new low.

That's actually kind of a bummer. I know this thread hates Bob and I admit I never actually watched an episode of the GameOverthinker, but what i always liked with his Big Picture and Escape to The Movies reviews is that they were actually not in the "angry dude screaming profanities " style. When he wasn't blinded by his own Nostlagia and fanboyism for Nintendo, he actualyl had some interesting things to say.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



When Bob was talking about movies or comics he was generally fine and at least somewhat entertaining. It was only really video games where his interests were so narrow and defined by 80s pop culture as to be worthless.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
Also the massive, overlong skits.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
I only remember her talking a lot about Sting's...outfit...in Dune. I don't remember much else. I do remember being very annoyed at her LOTR review, which I think in hindsight looks even sillier given what happened with the Hobbit adaptation years later.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

BottledBodhisvata posted:

I only remember her talking a lot about Sting's...outfit...in Dune. I don't remember much else. I do remember being very annoyed at her LOTR review, which I think in hindsight looks even sillier given what happened with the Hobbit adaptation years later.

How so?

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

It's been ages and ages since I saw it, but I recall she was largely annoyed at things that the filmmakers didn't really have the ability to change. Like "why aren't there more principle female characters?" I recall was a big one--which is a fine enough criticism, except that the book was written in the 1940's and was of a very different cultural era/background to what the film existed in. They adapted the books fairly straight and cut out a lot of chaff, but I got the impression that Lindsey didn't particularly care about LOTR in the first place, and that she seemed to want Peter Jackson to have rewritten the plot to accomodate characters she wanted to see or something to that effect..

Then, the new Hobbit movies write in a brand new female character and devote a good hour of running time to her weird extraracial romance with a dwarf and I think at best people would say that segment was "not bad" and at worst "ridiculous padding that adds nothing". She got her wish, but it turns out that it wasn't a terribly good wish in the first place.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

If Lindsay Ellis had any Hobbit-related wishes, they probably involved having it be 90 minutes contained within a single movie.

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

If I recall correctly Arwen's role was much larger in the films. And I believe Eowyn got more of a bigger role too (at the expense of Eomer). But it's been forever since I read any of those books so correct me if I'm wrong. Adaptations are a tricky thing, especially of older material.

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.
Just a reminder that in 2 weeks Blip shuts down. If there are any videos you want to download and save, now's the time.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Jimbot posted:

If I recall correctly Arwen's role was much larger in the films. And I believe Eowyn got more of a bigger role too (at the expense of Eomer). But it's been forever since I read any of those books so correct me if I'm wrong. Adaptations are a tricky thing, especially of older material.

Sounds about right. Arwen replaces a male elf who rescues Frodo from the Nazgul, and I think was nearly added to Helm's Deep. Eowyn I don't remember being too different from the books, though they may have elaborated more on her unrequited feelings for Aragorn.

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude
Yeah, she was supposed to show up as the leader of the elves that come to Rohan's aide during the siege of Helm's Deep. However, they changed that making the entire reinforcement scene kinda pointless and leaving her out-of-nowhere badass appearance in Fellowship as kind of weirdly sticking out.

Also, here they are:

http://blip.tv/nostalgia-chick/nostalgia-chick-the-fellowship-of-the-ring-6491677/

http://blip.tv/nostalgia-chick/lord-of-the-rings-the-two-towers-6500904

http://blip.tv/nostalgia-chick/nostalgia-chick-lord-of-the-rings-return-of-the-king-part-1-6513810
http://blip.tv/nostalgia-chick/nostalgia-chick-return-of-the-king-part-2-6519148

And honestly, I think they are pretty awsome.

e X fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Aug 6, 2015

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Arwen isn't really in the books very much - if I recall correctly, she has a handful of fairly brief appearances (I think her most prominent is actually in The Return of the King when she marries Aragorn) and most of her character and relationship with Aragorn was developed and explained in the appendices.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



e X posted:

Yeah, she was supposed to show up as the leader of the elves that come to Rohan's aide during the siege of Helm's Deep. However, they changed that making the entire reinforcement scene kinda pointless and leaving her out-of-nowhere badass appearance in Fellowship as kind of weirdly sticking out.
In the books there were no elves at Helm's Deep.

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude

Terrible Opinions posted:

In the books there were no elves at Helm's Deep.

Yes?

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
If the Peter Jackson that made The Hobbit made Lord Of The Rings, we would have had a Fatty Bolger subplot that lasted for at least two movies.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
We may of also got Tom Bombadil.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013




Yeah on rereading I completely misunderstood you. My bad.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Leal posted:

We may of also got Tom Bombadil.

They should do a series of short films to showcase various cut bits of the LOTR and the Silmarillion, directed by different directors.

David Lynch should direct the entire Tom Bombadil sequence.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

A hero must cook

BottledBodhisvata posted:

They should do a series of short films to showcase various cut bits of the LOTR and the Silmarillion, directed by different directors.

David Lynch should direct the entire Tom Bombadil sequence.

I think one of the coolest LOTR-related things Lynch could do is a spinoff movie on Smeagol as he became Gollum. He could go surrealist as hell with that and it would just be pure unfiltered Lynch.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Jsor posted:

I think one of the coolest LOTR-related things Lynch could do is a spinoff movie on Smeagol as he became Gollum. He could go surrealist as hell with that and it would just be pure unfiltered Lynch.

See, I'd go with a more traditional horror director for that. With Lynch, I always think he's at his best when he has a character dominating a conversation in a weird way. I'd imagine the Bombadil scene being exactly like meeting Ben in Blue Velvet, in his weird house with a harem of fat chicks, singing old show tunes and doing drug deals in the same breath.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Archer666 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22xbTzn89Qo

So being angry and cursing a lot has become Bob's shtick now, I guess.. Its pretty interesting how every few years he reaches into a new low.

The gently caress has Bob got against Miles Teller?

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Archer666 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22xbTzn89Qo

So being angry and cursing a lot has become Bob's shtick now, I guess.. Its pretty interesting how every few years he reaches into a new low.

God this really sucks to listen to. It's so pathetic and forced. He was getting a bit better but his Pixels, Genisys and now Fantastic 4 reviews are just basically just AVGN/Irate Gamer ripoffs.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
I mean he already fought an evil version of himself, that's a big step in being the Irate Gamer

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Bad Wolf
Apr 7, 2007
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime !

Keromaru5 posted:

Sounds about right. Arwen replaces a male elf who rescues Frodo from the Nazgul, and I think was nearly added to Helm's Deep. Eowyn I don't remember being too different from the books, though they may have elaborated more on her unrequited feelings for Aragorn.

There was an entire subplot in Return of the King where Eowyn nursed a badly wounded Faramir back to health and they fell in love. In the movie, it boiled down to "Faramir and Eowyn stand next to each other during the celebration for a one-second shot."

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