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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Mike Huckabee
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul
Chris Christie
John Kasich
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a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHA

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Drinking a 40

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
why aren't they coming out

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

"C-come on out guys...."

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

This is so loving awkward.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
BEHIND THIS CURTAIN

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Bootcha posted:

Well, I think you'll remain the same.

:smith:

Motto
Aug 3, 2013


my mom's a teacher and she's already pissed at this

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
That killed all the tension with the odd pause

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
hosts trying to coax them out like cats

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Ah, this is a professional production already.

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man

zoux posted:

Is it my TV or is that man orange

John Boehner is not running for President, you are on the wrong channel.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
"DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE CANDIDATES?!!! I CAAAN'T HEEEAAAAR YOOOOUUU!!!"

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


I am currently at a county fair. There are less carnies here than on that stage.

Unfortunately, I am about to get on a Ferris wheel so I will miss the start of the debate.

Talky
Mar 26, 2010
lol lamest Super Bowl ever

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Hell yeah, let's get rowdy

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Applause dies with Huckabee :lol:

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
everything owns, gently caress me

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


get

the

gently caress

in

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

These people represent the peak ideals of one of the wealthiest nations in human history.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
So bummed they aren't coming out to Crazy Train.

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
Oh god that bald spot :stare:

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

Mr Jaunts posted:

God, if you're out there, please let Jeb Bush walk onto the stage to "The Final Countdown."
god yes

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

I've been looking forward to this for months. I need some entertainment.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I was kind of hoping that they'd all been swallowed by a sinkhole or something :smith:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

this is great i am excited. thank you for being born candidates.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

theres no way this is real

when do i wake up

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Jesus christ, this is the least dignified thing ever

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

tinstaach posted:

get

the

gently caress

in

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Mr Jaunts posted:

God, if you're out there, please let Jeb Bush walk onto the stage to "The Final Countdown."

I want trump to walk out to the Big SHow wrestling theme.

also, 600ml of cider, and 2 beers deep currently, what about you guys?

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
The clown car of debates.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Can't tell if Facebook is beating Fox News out for representation at tonight's debate.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

imagine watching this from another country realizing that this is the process of choosing who is the commander-in-chief of the world's only superpower

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

god every time i see him it's like i realize all over again how much i loving hate ted cruz's face

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
what the gently caress is this

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
This is awkward as gently caress

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

what the gently caress is this meta poo poo

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


What the gently caress is even happening

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Off to a great start guys.

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Mavric
Dec 14, 2006

I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.
I wonder what the founding fathers you think of this poo poo

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