Aug. 6, 9pm ET. Yoogest, Classiest, Most Luxurious Republican Debate

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Mike Huckabee
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Rand Paul
	Chris Christie
	John Kasich

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Gotta give it up, these are legit questions

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Yawgmoft: Nov 15, 2004

Brain 2016

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Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Fox news is doing the best job at encouraging me to vote Democrat I mean Jesus these are not pulled punches

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Barreft: Jul 21, 2014

I haven't been this happy in so long, and it's only 13 minutes in

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Next question to Cruz: Why are you such a dick

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boner confessor: Apr 25, 2013; by R. Guyovich

donald trump has insane sprinting speed & footwork

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weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

America needs brain.

KRANG 2016

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Wow

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

"Senator Cruz, you are an rear end in a top hat. How do you respond?"

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Mavric: Dec 14, 2006; I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.

HURRAY TRUTH

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Ceiling fan: Dec 26, 2003; I really like ceilings.; Dead Man’s Band

Follow that act fucker.

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

great middle school answer

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Amergin: Jan 29, 2013; THE SOUND A WET FART MAKES

the dramatic pauses holy gently caress how is this so perfect

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mister negative: Jun 2, 2004; Salad Prong

Democrat voting Trump here now because i want to see every single thing involving the president be this god damned hilarious.

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Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Ugh, streams have all crashed for me

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Fabricated posted:

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Guy DeBorgore: Apr 6, 1994; Catnip is the opiate of the masses; Soiled Meat

Hahahaha "You called Mitch McConnel a liar..." *wild applause*

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Deofuta: Jul 7, 2013; The Corps is Mother
The Corps is Father

Zaphod42 posted:

DONALD TRUMP: OWNS 16 GOLF COURSES

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Zeta Taskforce: Jun 27, 2002

Trump is such a gentleman. He is still going to be nice to Meghan even though she doesn't respect him

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thatdarnedbob: Jan 1, 2006; why must this exist?

Oh that mean ol' Megyn Kelly! You get her, Trump!

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NEED TOILET PAPER: Mar 22, 2013; by XyloJW

goddamn cruz's voice is as irritating as his face

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Motto: Aug 3, 2013

cruz is a sad

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Bizarre Echo: Jul 1, 2011; "I am pleased that we have differences. May we together become greater than the sum of both of us."

Cruz, Trump just delivered this same line a lot better.

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Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

jesus christ ted cruz is such a loving smarmy fuckhead

goddamn everyone onstage makes me so mad

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

"You recently called Mitch McConnell a liar—"
*wild applause*

oh my god

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Amish: Nov 26, 2004; Murder is on the menu.

Ted Cruz always looks like a wax figure melting away in the heat to me.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Ted Cruz is totally not a career politician in bed with lobbyists and special interests

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boner confessor: Apr 25, 2013; by R. Guyovich

cruz is so dumb to play the polticial outsider card when The Donald is oozing all over

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Val Helmethead: Apr 24, 2009; Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

Kro-Bar posted:

hOLY poo poo this is amazing. This is exactly what I wanted in Trump being in the debate. The veneer of professionalism is officially off this primary forever.

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I Dunno: Apr 7, 2014

God dammit my stream died right before Trump's response.

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Prove that you are not just Trump-lite

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Skeevy Mcgee: Feb 17, 2007

Some tepid applause for Cruz.

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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Proposition Joe posted:

This question would destroy any other candidate but is somehow a softball for Donald Trump.

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Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Yeah he basically threatened a moderator lol.

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Gyges: Aug 4, 2004; NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Is Cruz aware there's a time limit on his answers?

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fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

HellFox posted:

Democrat voting Trump here now because i want to see every single thing involving the president be this god damned hilarious.

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AegisP: Oct 5, 2008

Falling asleep at Cruz now.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol i thought this would be a disappointment

I seriously thought we were hyping this up too much

WE WEREN'T HYPING IT ENOUGH

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Tercio: Jan 30, 2003

Cruz is a snoozefest for the base after Trump.

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