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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Mike Huckabee
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul
Chris Christie
John Kasich
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Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp

Suitaru posted:

I AM ROCK HARD RIGHT NOW

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LostEnder
Jul 3, 2012

I am going to take a pull from my bottle of rum if any of these schmucks namedrops Bernie.

Decent points on the prison complex though.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





awww come on give trump the immigration question

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
mods name change to tsunami of drugs please

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Holy poo poo kasich actually wants to help the mentally ill

QuantaStarFire
May 18, 2006


Grimey Drawer
That loving gameshow buzzer is an amazing thing.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

kasich seems like not a complete piece of poo poo

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
governor bush, why are you or are you not a mexican?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

fronz posted:

Wow, I was expecting boos

the homecourt advantage is real

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011
Kasich sounds competent.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
What was the point of that unhinged rant, and why did people applaud it

edit: Oh, he was funding prisonS? That's nice

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Senf posted:

I had no faith in Fox before these debates

but drat, they have QUESTIONS

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
TSUNAMI of drugs

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Oh God, here we go. Can't wait to hear Trump on immigration.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Man these candidates all know that the audience is the lowest of the low info and will just eat up whatever worthless non-answers put before them.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
immigration yesssss

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
yesss immigration yess

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007

fronz posted:

Wow, I was expecting boos

Home court advantage.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

quadrophrenic posted:

Wait, does ISIS really have "a billion US humvees"?

a billion dollars worth, so about 20,000 humvees.

Venusian Weasel
Nov 18, 2011

'governor kasich, how do you plan to keep the influence of papism out of american government?'

amaranthine
Aug 27, 2009
I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING
kasich is this year's jon huntsman

in that he has no chance of winning because he's not willing to like bite the heads off poor people

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

axeil posted:

...why does kasich sound like a moderate democrat?

Democrats are right-wing, just not far-right, HTH

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





BUSH IS DONE

Wrap it up.

TrekBek
Mar 27, 2013

slug life
This moderator is trying so hard to start a fight between candidates.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

BUY MY BOOK

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
Do you believe Mexicans are people, Jeb?

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Shifty Pony posted:

Ugh stream making GBS threads out.

Yeah this rational poo poo is gonna get him shitcanned form this primary

This is the only one working for me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqafQVNkyN4

OhHiMaahk
Jan 8, 2014
Kasich sounds well spoken and rational.

He's got no chance.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Nagato posted:

What was the point of that unhinged rant, and why did people applaud it

The audience is literally made up of people who elected him governor

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






QuantaStarFire posted:

That loving gameshow buzzer is an amazing thing.

Should've been the price is right losing horn sound

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"buy my book" - jeb!

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Bush has the most awkward smile ever.

Myst Hat
Jul 10, 2004
...
Buy my book. Buy my book. Buy my book.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

It is amazing how a political party, one of only two, is so willing to piss elections away just on a single topic: immigration.

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
Bush is the worst speaker here.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Kasich sounds like a decent person

welp

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





wait nevermind they are going to yin to jebs yang with insane trump poo poo

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Sanctuary cities!

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

amaranthine posted:

kasich is this year's jon huntsman

in that he has no chance of winning because he's not willing to like bite the heads off poor people

Was just saying the same thing. He'll be a nice palette cleanser after Walker's bullshit.

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DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
where the gently caress is trump

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