Aug. 6, 9pm ET. Yoogest, Classiest, Most Luxurious Republican Debate

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Mike Huckabee
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Rand Paul
	Chris Christie
	John Kasich

QuoProQuid: Jan 12, 2012; Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

When Trump decides to run for a third party, he's going to cite unfair treatment at the first debate by the "Fox News Establishment."

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Skeevy Mcgee: Feb 17, 2007

The audience isn't booing, they're saying "Yooooooooooge."

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

zen death robot posted:

My evidence, "gently caress YOU" thats my evidence!! - Trump

this is basically exactly what he said

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US Foreign Policy: Jan 5, 2006; Things to liberate:
You
Your shit

So why is anyone other than Trump on stage? A full half of this debate's time has been spent on him specifically

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Tom Tucker posted:

It feels like I'm putting my head above water for the first time in months.

Everyone I need to know...

Is this how America feels?

Is this what America IS?!

sounds like we found someone in need of deportation, boys

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

This is honestly the perfect culmination of Jon Stewart's Daily Show career - he leaves, and a day later the GOP implodes

Cool guys don't look at explosions

:colbert:

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Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Jenny Angel posted:

Hahahaha it owns that Trump specifies that his door will be huge and beautiful

No, it will literally be this huge door that will have Trump logos all over it, and it'll open into Costco. I love you.

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Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

and now skype questions: i want to know how the candidates plan to make me feel safe in my own country again, and by safe i mean kill everyone who is a shade darker than me

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Ceiling fan: Dec 26, 2003; I really like ceilings.; Dead Man’s Band

Hollismason posted:

Wow that was a terrible response trump

Only compared to his other ones.

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

ugh gently caress my girlfriend just texted me "i think i want to have a baby"

i texted her back "gently caress's sake woman, the gop debate is on "

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Fish Cant Hold Gun: Jul 2, 2015; by Ralp

Silly Burrito posted:

Anyone else spent already?

I can't feel my face

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Teaches of Peaches: Aug 10, 2010; Huh!? What? Right...

Is trump hurting himself I can't tell yet!

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Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Fox is going all in trying to kill Trump-mania tonight

I am hard at the thought that his polls numbers go UP

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Michael Scott: Jan 3, 2010; by zen death robot

e: nevermind I'm an idiot

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Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

Democracy has faaaaaiiiiiiiiiillllled

I think Trump saying "stupid" five times in an answer qualifies as 'finish your drink'

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Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Vertical Lime posted:

Put this in the loving OP

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Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Guys, I don't think I'm gonna survive another hour of this

Tell my family I died as I lived

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Silly Burrito posted:

Anyone else spent already?

nothing can top trump not raising his hand. nothing.

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Not gonna lie, the kiddie debate had me worried about this one but holy poo poo. :stare:

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spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:

Damnit, he's done. He's done. He's just lashing out incoherently. He can't survive this... right?

trump is going to get 5 more percentage points after this debate

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kopasetic: Sep 18, 2009

Doubt it is a coincidence that they just move on to the next candidate whenever one dodges a question unless that candidate is Trump.

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Zeta Taskforce: Jun 27, 2002

Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:

Damnit, he's done. He's done. He's just lashing out incoherently. He can't survive this... right?

Everyone said that after the McCain insult. Saying that just makes him stronger

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

EugeneJ posted:

This is honestly the perfect culmination of Jon Stewart's Daily Show career - he leaves, and a day later the GOP implodes

Cool guys don't look at explosions

He's really dumb he left a good easy thing.

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weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

pathetic little tramp posted:

ugh gently caress my girlfriend just texted me "i think i want to have a baby"

i texted her back "gently caress's sake woman, the gop debate is on "

send her trump tweets

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Alien Arcana: Feb 14, 2012; You're related to soup, Admiral.

EugeneJ posted:

This is honestly the perfect culmination of Jon Stewart's Daily Show career - he leaves, and a day later the GOP implodes

Cool guys don't look at explosions

apparently Jon was the only thing keeping the GOP intact

whooda thought

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OhHiMaahk: Jan 8, 2014

I have never seen a debate pause for a commercial break before.

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Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

QuantaStarFire posted:

Dammit SkyNews, nobody cares about your poo poo!

It was pretty funny how they transitioned to like 200 Libyans washing up dead on the shore of Italy. Sure puts our retarded immigration garbage in perspective.

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

The more we attack him the stronger he gets :ohdear:

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Send help, I'm drowning in my own cum

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

"I wanna know what you're going to do so I can feel safe in my own country again!" The most dogwhistley of dogwhistles.

Fintilgin posted:

I actually think this debate will wreck Trump and he's going to plunge in the polls, as people start taking the nomination a little more seriously.

But that may be my own horror and disgust speaking.

Embrace the darkness. You know you want to.

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Loeb CL: Nov 18, 2011

Hell yeah, anti-gay marriage commercials.

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Auritech: May 27, 2004; Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

The Republican spin machine is going to try to crucify Trump.

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

QuoProQuid posted:

When Trump decides to run for a third party, he's going to cite unfair treatment at the first debate by the "Fox News Establishment."

Unironically think that this is Ailes` plan.

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxMR8Y5xoNw

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Darth Windu: Mar 17, 2009; by Smythe

Just got here what did I miss

Saw Trump flailing, should've brought out the proof about the mexiCON government don!!!!

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Amergin: Jan 29, 2013; THE SOUND A WET FART MAKES

Good Citizen posted:

Guys, I don't think I'm gonna survive another hour of this

Tell my family I died as I lived

First victim.

Anyone checked in on Joe?

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Bill Clinton is a god drat genius

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

pathetic little tramp posted:

ugh gently caress my girlfriend just texted me "i think i want to have a baby"

i texted her back "gently caress's sake woman, the gop debate is on "

Huckabee's already gotten to her! :ohdear:

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Cigar Aficionado: Nov 1, 2004; "Patel"? Fuck you.

Overall Trump is crushing it. This is unbelievable.

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

The funniest thing about this thread is trying to watch 21-35 year old white liberals try to predict how Trump's insane statements are going over with actual republican voters

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:

Damnit, he's done. He's done. He's just lashing out incoherently. He can't survive this... right?

Being incoherent is a plus in the minds of rednecks

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