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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Mike Huckabee
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul
Chris Christie
John Kasich
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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Cruz: "Hmm, how can I one-up Trump? I know say it's willful instead of just incompetence"

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


This is awesome.

Buckwheat Sings
Feb 9, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2wiWHVQIuU

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
is Ben Carson still up there?

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

blue squares posted:

stop posting stupid pointless screengrabs. why are you posting these???
Would you like an avatar

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Other than being asked about being dumb, they've totally ignored Ben Carson. lol

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Kro-Bar posted:

this is the best debate in the history of american politics, right?

all politics, ever, and actually it's just peak everything. the universe is all downhill from this point. holy gently caress

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Jurgan posted:

FUNDAMENTAL TRANSFORM! There's the Obama dig I've been waiting for!

Ted Cruz is like the only person who's sticking to their talking points rather than engaging with Trump

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


explain

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Christie gives the first direct answer to anything, ever.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Sharkie posted:

Just got here....did Trump call everyone else stupid? What's the best thing I missed so far?

surprise slam on rosie o'donnell

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
Mitch McConnell is going to make you his bitch, Cruz

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
I'm almost glad I've not been drinking, my liver would be ruined.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

RAH RAH SURVEILANCE

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Which candidate has filled up the most bingo spots so far?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

gently caress you Christie

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Cardboard Box A posted:

Would you like an avatar

please no

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

honestly i think walker is too ugly to do it, thank god

if he had reagan looks i think he'd be 100% the nom

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

I'm the only one here who's abused your liberties!

mister negative
Jun 2, 2004

Salad Prong
Rand such a smug gently caress

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
i came in a little late, have they already gone over same sex marriage

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

fknlo posted:

stepped away at the last commercial break, anything good happen?

Everything

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Chris Christie needs to Chris Farley himself already what an awful fuckin' human being

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Pet Rock Band posted:

is Ben Carson still up there?

He went home

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


Now, friends, let us discuss the topic of... TERROR. *thunder booms*

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I don't believe you, Christie.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

axeil posted:

Ryan vs Biden thinks that's a bunch of malarkey

Obviously. But this is the best party debate in awhile.

LostEnder
Jul 3, 2012

Of course Faux will have to devote time to Terror. Be afraid!

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

:911: drink

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I'm the only person on this stage to do various bullshit nobody cares about.

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011
I'm the only person on this stage who has personally hosed your rights.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
Chris Christie wishes he was the governor of New York so bad

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

zen death robot posted:

Stop posting garbage pictures with no context

Loeb CL
Nov 18, 2011

"I'm the only candidate on this stage who..." - every candidate.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Sharkie posted:

Just got here....did Trump call everyone else stupid? What's the best thing I missed so far?

He called American politicians stupid, as opposed to those smart Mexican politicians.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
noun verb 9/11

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007

In a future debate, they should literally put the candidates in jars, shake them up, and make them fight.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Christie did 9/11

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Pet Rock Band posted:

is Ben Carson still up there?

i think so, but i dont think he's spoken once

poor carson

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
9/11

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