Aug. 6, 9pm ET. Yoogest, Classiest, Most Luxurious Republican Debate

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Mike Huckabee
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Rand Paul
	Chris Christie
	John Kasich

Jurgan: May 8, 2007; Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

"My father was a mailman." LOL!

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BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

my dad was a mailman so that means i've read all your mail and understand ALL OF YOU.

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District Selectman: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Real talk if Trump can guarantee a classy single payer Trumpcare policy I will vote for him

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

There we go, now FOX is getting everyone focused on talking about the real enemy

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Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

i was also chairman at lehman brothers lololol

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Talky posted:

Guys I am unronically going to watch Megyn Kelly after this to see how pissed she is about Trump being an rear end in a top hat

I want Karl Rove's opinion.

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potato of destiny: Aug 21, 2005; Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

Kasich has been anointed as the notTrump

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Bootcha: Nov 13, 2012; Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending; Grimey Drawer

My dad read your mail.

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fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

hillary clinton will stalk you like a witch! fear her!

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Skeevy Mcgee: Feb 17, 2007

So Kasich's father worked for the government like some gaddamn commie?

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

crazy cloud posted:

lol anyone who is posting that trump is not unambiguously smashing this poo poo still thinks the world is a sane place

Donald Trump is no longer running for President of the United States. He's moved on to running for God Emperor of Mankind.

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Crabtree: Oct 17, 2012; ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!; Dinosaur Gum

MY FATHER WAS A MAILMAN SO I KNOW COMMONERS.

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Deep Hurting: Jan 19, 2006

Aliquid posted:

how the gently caress are they weirder than mormons?

Seventh Day Adventists split off from a doomsday cult after the world didn't end when they thought it would in the 19th century.

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GamingHyena: Jul 25, 2003; Devil's Advocate

Ooh going after that coveted mailman vote.

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Wicked Them Beats: Apr 1, 2007; Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Moderators have no faith in O'Mentum

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ClothHat: Mar 2, 2005; ASK ME ABOUT MY LOVE OF THE LUMPEN-GOBLITARIAT
protip: trust no links I post

Bullfrog posted:

"Well let's start with my father being a mailman"

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Pohl: Jan 28, 2005; In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Jurgan posted:

"My father was a mailman." LOL!

Cut Gov!

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HisMajestyBOB: Oct 21, 2010; College Slice

"Hillary will raise a lot of good points about how terrible Republicans are. How will you respond?"

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Drinkfist: Aug 2, 2005

I am the shadow people.

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

tinstaach posted:

he or she

Fiorina's opening up a can! :hurr:

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Dr. Arbitrary: Mar 15, 2006; Bleak Gremlin

I missed the first half of the debate. Who is this guy who is talking now? Some sort of Fox news host or something?

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Logic Probed posted:

I really want Bernie to win the nomination just to trip these people up.

When he earns it after a brutal primary, Bernie will be '08 Obama level teflon.

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angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

MrAristocrates posted:

Kasich looks so loving sad all the time.

he's got a clayface

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anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

kasich answers all questions the same way

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NEED TOILET PAPER: Mar 22, 2013; by XyloJW

comes along bort posted:

one's a talking head on nbc the other one works for a nonprofit

good to see they're some of the most successful bushes to have been in the public eye. must be a generational thing

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Funny thing about Kasich bragging about balancing the budget as a way of attacking Hillary: who might have been President at that time.......?

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Those minorities, always whining

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Amish: Nov 26, 2004; Murder is on the menu.

THE AMIRICLE APPLIES TO YOU

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

the Amiracle

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

the Amirical oh my god perfect

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Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

bitch you dont give a gently caress about minorities i hate you kasich

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Look Around You: Jan 19, 2009

a ~miracle~ country

restore the sense that a miracle may happen to you

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

shake those jowls

give me a miracle

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Ramadu posted:

I don't pay for poo poo

(except my internet)

NFL streams returning this fall etc

I love you

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LostEnder: Jul 3, 2012

Yes, keep assuming that Clinton will be the D nominee :bernget:

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I Dunno: Apr 7, 2014

crazy cloud posted:

he's in godmode and is going to go up 10% in the polls overnight

Just wanna say your av is cool. I used to have a Sifl and Olly av.

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Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Yes, mention your pre-boomer dad who lived in an era where middle class wages matched growth

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Auritech: May 27, 2004; Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

Kasich is using a lot of words to say nothing.

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Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

I really hope there's a Bernie Sanders fake out

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

A mailman in every pot.

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