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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Mike Huckabee
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul
Chris Christie
John Kasich
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GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
"Well Carol, that's not a thing so don't worry about it."

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Absurd Alhazred posted:

Calling it: Trump's next acquisition is Medieval Times.

their turkey legs are yooge

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
also carson has ceased to exist again. poor guy

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

I don't want my marriage in government

What

Peepers
Mar 11, 2005

Well, I'm a ghost. I scare people. It's all very important, I assure you.


Applause on gay marriage, this is the most shocking turn of events yet!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Mah guns

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Cicadalek posted:

did people actually cheer for kasich?

Again, we're in the state that elected him, these are the people who actually know who he is

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
gay marriage PIVOT TO GUNS

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
rand doesnt want his "guns" registered

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Kaisch you're too reasonable and good, sorry, this is not the place for you

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut
Gay wedding cake question!

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
what

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
loving rand paul

MY

GUNS

LostEnder
Jul 3, 2012

"Traditional" marriage was not even about love, or procreation, but land rights and dynastic politics. Perspective!

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Rand waiting all night to drop that quote.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

i don't want my guns to get gay married

- rand paul

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

Antti posted:

Kasich, not the candidate the GOP deserves, but the candidate it needs

mister negative
Jun 2, 2004

Salad Prong
'how will you stop the christian massacres in the open in america' - some random facebook rear end in a top hat

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
you don't want your marriage to be registered?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
but your marriage is registered in washington Rand...

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


rand paul: gay marriage? heh how about guns. THESE GUNS *flex*

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Rand with the random gun drop! :vince:

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
"Applaud me for being a decent human being please"



*Applause*

"Huh I didn't expect that"

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

The candidate poo poo sandwich. Say something they hate, then mention guns, then say the thing they hate again.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

now it becomes a race to see who wants to declare the supreme court unconstitutional the most

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Anyone who thinks Trump "lost" tonight doesn't realize that Trump cannot lose. He can only win slightly less big.

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
"I don't want my marriage or my guns registered in washington"

*gives crowd a wry look until they start clapping, smiles nad winks*

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
i have a strong religious feeling in my rear end to fart on Rand's face

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

don't take MUH GUNS

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

Trabisnikof posted:

Being able to go to someone else's wedding and being snooty is a classic American religious tradition

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
gently caress everything when the government tries to invade the church, but the other way around....

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
IF YOU HATE GAYS THE GOVERNMENT SHOULDN'T STOP YOU FROM PERSECUTING THEM.

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

some one please post the rand paul and play phone comparison pic, thanks

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Motto posted:

I don't want my marriage in government

What

He's not wrong.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Applause for accepting a gay child I am genuinely shocked

They've lost that issue so they're switching back to abortion.

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Alien Arcana posted:

Kasich what are you doing, why are you promoting tolerance, have you forgotten where you are

His chance of winning is between slim and none and Slim just walked out the door

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
paul calling for revolution

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Motto posted:

I don't want my marriage in government

What

it's going the opposite way that you think

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Black lives matter!!!

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